The Awakened Salad
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YOU ARE A KIWI BIRD
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that's a very cute pfp
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...SUs can have read mores now, that's wack
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*pokes you over here so we don't start spamming the thread*
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YUM YUM
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I guess you could say the bread was
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Good thing
SpoilerI loaf you.
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I JUST FINISHED ROW
*incoherent screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(about three months after release I know
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I think I’ve been reading too much because I went outside and my first thought was “where are the windspren”
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I am still willing to discuss RoW with people
SpoilerAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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What Knight said.
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What Knight said.
Also, YAY.
Also, where are the windspren?
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Random writing update that no one asked for: I managed to derail my own derailment when I was supposed to be writing another cosmere crossover fic by deciding instead to write Adolin, Shallan and Kaladin playing Mario Kart/Smash Bros, but as soon as I sat down my brain was like “no, you’re writing Ruin and Preservation in couples counselling”. Storming brain, this is why I never finish anything
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Adaptivity is not a bad trait, but just like everything else, too much of something can lead to less than ideal results.
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Just a comment on the story proper:
Mariokart all the way. I once found a list of the 100 best Video Game villains. Near the top, you've got Bowser, Ganondorf, GLaDOS... and at #1 is "your friends in Mariokart."
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Games that test your friendship #1: Mario Kart.
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I don’t know when this happened, but @AonEne I’m an Enefel! *trips you*
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I’m sorry to add to the swarm of status updates on your page but I didn’t know whose to respond to
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Here’s a birthday cake for you
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ENE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Also now you are officially an adult.P-
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Thank you everyoneeeee!!! That cake looks delicious and so far adulthood looks like status updates, getting a sign stuck in my front yard from the Young Women, and reading Crooked Kingdom
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Welcome to the adult club I guess!
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DRAGONNNNNNN
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YES DRAGONNNNNNN.
This is one of my favorite pictures.
SpoilerDragons.
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I had a dream the other night that I tried to log into the Shard but it came up with one of those prove you’re not a robot things, and I had to click all the boxes with sidewalks, but there were no sidewalks in the picture. So after I failed that it came up with the message You are a robot. You have been denied access to The 17th Shard, so I emailed the Shard and they said “well, we can’t do anything but here’s a coupon for a cruise to Scadrial” so umm the moral of the story is that all the inactive Sharders are actually on Scadrial?
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Since it’s supposed to be a punishment for bots, I’m guessing pre Catacendre? I’d happily go on a cruise to post Catacendre Scadrial too
wait what if Scadrial is a bot prison and the characters are bots...
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(Someone write a fanfic...)
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(Give me a couple days...)
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Here’s the fic I was talking about in an earlier status update, if anyone wants to read it!
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Heck yes!
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I’m sorry for the double status update but I’m going through some of my old writing and I found a WIP from before I joined the Shard, and it has a character called Emi, and the coincidence apzjsbeisoao
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YAY!
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING TWO YEAR OLD HALF-FINISHED COSMERE FANFICS ON MY LAPTOP
Seriously I’m in shock right now; I’m staring at a half-finished cosmere crossover fic about all of the main characters attending Shallan and Adolin’s wedding that I have no memory of writing (I remember coming up with the idea and writing about it, but I don’t remember what I actually wrote). They’re all bringing wedding gifts except for Kelsier, who says that “my very presence is a suitable gift”, and there’s a dot point that says “Kelsier and Shai sneak off and team up to steal stuff from Urithiru and complain about Hoid.” The Era 2 crew start having a crisis when they spot the Era 1 crew and Marasi tries speaking High Imperial to them.
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS
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Aw, you’re welcome Tesh
Though it’s really not that great
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I don't think anyone would mind!
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I want to see it!
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I came to a realisation.
My location has always been “At the end of the rainbow” which makes sense now because you pushed me down!!!
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AMAZING
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1234 rep is so satisfying
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Nah I was joking that 1234 was satisfying while it lasted, like 666. *sigh* if only SU had quotes...
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Ooh, I love it when numbers do that
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I can’t wait till someone gets 1337.
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*takes deep breath*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRUTHLESS!!!!!!!!! You’re *checks profile* 120 now?!
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Happy birthday!!!
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“OOKLA” Ookla the Steampunked shouts.
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Happy... fake internet Birthday, Truthless?!
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I love your Ookla name and pfp! Abra’s awesome
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Thanks!
I’m not a huge Pokémon fan, but Abra is what first popped into my head when I thought of doing telekinetic, and it sounded fun so I went with it. And I like yours too, your picture’s really cool!
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Hi salad.
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QuoteThanks! I’m not a huge Pokémon fan, but Abra is what first popped into my head when I thought of doing telekinetic, and it sounded fun so I went with it. And I like yours too, your picture’s really cool!
Aw, thanks! I spent ages looking for one, so I’m glad you think it’s cool!
QuoteHi salad.
Who is this Salad you speak of? There is only Ookla.
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Was going through my laptop and found a three page plan for a Mistborn Era 1 AU set in a noodle restaurant that I made two years ago called Noodleborn. I am both delighted and horrified.
actually considering writing it but would anyone actually read it lol
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Yup, I think that’s where the initial inspiration probably came from
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Just like when Taravangian came up with the diagram.
I love that this implies my finest, most intelligent moment was when I came up with a wacky fanfic idea about noodles
it’s not wrong though
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Yes I would read it.
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I’m a Scadrian Waffle Cook! Come to Salad’s Waffle Kitchen for all your waffle needs! Wait, that’s confusing. Do well sell salads? Waffles? Salads in the shape of waffles?
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I didn't say anything. It's a status update, you can't fix it. Therefore, I won't correct it unless it's really heinous.
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Ah, that’s fair
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Yep.
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When everyone’s getting excited about Dawnshard but you didn’t back the Kickstarter
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I’m such a cheapskate I don’t even know if I’ll buy it straight away when it comes out
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When your reading through it for the fourth time because it's soo good.
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I’m in the same boat Hentient. Though, Truthless has been very adamant that I need to read it anyway.
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Hey Truthless, Emi and I were discussing continuing our RP from The Fellowship of the Thing, so would you be interested in being part of it again as well?
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I’m a Sentient Awakened Object! Yes! Finally! Okay, we’re done here, time to pack up and go home, I have accomplished my goal.
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Oh no, we’re not making this into a 1000+ post SU *shudders*
I don’t think I can really do anything to stop people getting rep, as satisfying as it is to look at right now
I’ll just have to enjoy it while it lasts
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*giving
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Nice. Thanks!
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ONE OF... well, just you for now.
Welcome to the ranks.
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magnificent
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Welp, that was short-lived
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Okay I only just now realised that your username is revelry-in-the-art, not revelry-in-the-heart. I’ve been reading it wrong for months *facepalms*
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lol you're not the only one
I've considered capitalizing the words but it ruins the aesthetic
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YOU GUYS. IT’S BEEN A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR.
Every so often this past month my brain has been gently reminding me “it’s your Shardiversary soon!”, but now that I’m actually here I can’t believe it. I still feel like it was yesterday when I timidly posted an intro thread and found myself gravitating over to the Forum Games and Community side of the Shard, where I’ve stayed for most of my time here. Since then I’ve *wins*ed, rambled (often incoherently), joined RPs (which either died or I had to leave, whoops) and honestly stumbled across such a wonderful community to be a part of.
To the forum games crew, you guys never fail to make me smile! I love going on adventures with you, granting boons and banes, and all of the general randomness that happens along the way.
To anyone I’ve ever RPed with, you’re awesome and thank you for being patient with someone who had/still has no idea what they’re doing
. This site is full of amazing storytellers and I’m so glad that I’m able to write with you all.
And finally, thank you. Yes, you reading this. For making this community such a great one to be in. Whenever I’m in need of a laugh, a fun conversation, or a virtual hug, I know where to come.
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Most of my thoughts are just a keyboard smash if I’m being honest
“oh hey a uno game” “NOPE, IT’S BLOODSHED TIME”
Okay this makes me feel immensely better because most times I’m thinking “jdswjeidjd i’M bOtHerInG eNe”
You remember! *happy Salad noises*
I’m flattered that you still remember Rip it or Ship it
. I’m glad you enjoyed it, even though I feel guilty about it dying.
Okay that’s the best thing I’ve ever read in my life because YES, may I quote that?
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I remember that, that was amazing.
That’s how I feel with like half the people in the world, so trust me, you are never a bother, you are one of my best friends and I love you, so there, anxiety.
Of course I remember! It was cool! And we were in sync with N!!
Okay, it was looking super fun though. I wonder if we could get it going again, maybe with timing changes because I think that’s what killed it last time? Idk. But I’m seconding Mist, that was Not your fault!
Sorry for taking a few days, it got lost in the notifications.
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Okay that’s the best thing I’ve ever read in my life because YES, may I quote that?
That’s how I feel with like half the people in the world, so trust me, you are never a bother, you are one of my best friends and I love you, so there, anxiety.
Okay, it was looking super fun though. I wonder if we could get it going again, maybe with timing changes because I think that’s what killed it last time? Idk. But I’m seconding Mist, that was Not your fault!
Sorry for taking a few days, it got lost in the notifications.
Of course you can quote it!
*hugs* *beats anxiety with a microwave*
If I become less busy, then I’d love to try and restart it, with some changes and feedback!
*hands you a No Apologising card*
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*hugs*
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When you finish writing up your Shardiversary post, click submit, but forget that that Shard’s probably logged you out for inactivity and the whole things deletes so now you have to rewrite it. *facepalms*
