ShardShaper

He is here on charges of character brutalization though, not murder. So can a parent kill his children if they wish?

Does any murderer consider his victims deaths unnecessary?

MOASH! DID! NOTHING! WRONG!!!!!!!!!! WHO HERE WOULD HAVE REACTED DIFFERENTLY THEN HE DID?

Time has no choice. Would it kill sanderson to let Kaladin be happy for ten minutes? Also, he didn't need to kill all the koloss. They were people too.

What do you say to those who accuse you of character brutalization? Do you keep a list of all the nameless characters you've killed?

[Harmony] Hammond, we all love your philosophy debates, but this man killed Clubs. And Kelsier. AND Vin. [Random Sharder] I want to hear! [Adonalism] You are banned from the courtroom!

BRANDON SANDERSON IS BEING SUED FOR MASS MURDER BY KALADIN, HARMONY, AND THE KOLOSS WERE PEOPLE TOO FOUNDATION!!! DEFEND HIM, OR CONDEMN HIM Welcome to the court of the cosmere, with Adonalism presiding. Brandon sanderson is being tried for character brutalization, with the suggested sentence of having to let us all read Stormlight Four drafts. *The offence takes the stand* [Kaladin] Tukks. Dead. Nelda. Dead. Goshel. Dead. Dallet: Dead. Cenn, Maps, Dunny: All Dead. Moash-Living... STORMS, WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KILL THAT SON OF A KOLOSS!!! [Representative of the "koloss were people too foundation"] Over TEN BILLION KOLOSS were brutalized and killed during the fall of the final empire, as there minds were hijacked and there bodys used as weapons. [Harmony] Brandon Sanderson has killed to many characters. He must be tried for his crimes. Witnesses, as readers of these books you have a firsthand knowledge of Brandon Sanderson's character brutalization. You may now speak.

Are you sure? Tien-Dead. Cenn-Dead. Dunny-Dead. His Squad-Dead. Mapps, Dallet -All Dead. Moash-Living... STORMS, WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KILL THAT SON OF A KOLOSS!!! Kaladin will not die. everyone else will.

The Sandeson creatith, and the Sanderson destroyith. and the thing he is most fond of destroying is Kaladin's happiness, so... good luck with that.

And then Hoid walked up and said "Congratulations, you are now the shard of throwing yourself in front of others. Try not to die to quickly" and everything went back to normal

That's not a chicken, that's Hoid* *Change my mind

Kermit as Dalinar

I know we all hate that Moash betrayed Kaladin, but COME ON!!! He's not that bad* *He is a bit of a turd, but make fun of Taravangian instead or something.

This is Sadeas singing "Bridgmen" (to the tune of "You'll be back") [Sadeas:] They say, The cost of the lives of these bridgemen is too much to pay. They cry, And Dalinar Kholin says that they don't deserve to die. Don't be sad. Remember that every dead bridgeman's a soldier alive, But one's making me mad... This Kaladin fellow is trying to save worthless lives Stop this now, Can't you see? Bridgmens lives are so worthless to me. Stop it now. Let them DIE!! I don't care about lowly darkeyes! Kingdoms rise, Highstorms fall! And the carry bridges through it all... Cause when push, Comes to shove, I will string you up inside a highstorm, To remind you I'm above, Worthless bridgemen lives, Don't care if they live or die, but I hope it's option two, Worthless bridgemen lives, Don't care if they live or die, but I hope it's option two, [Sadeas & Amaram & Tien’s squad leader:] They say to give them armour so they don't die... The do not seem to realize I won't cry... [Sadeas:] And they’re not slaves, they're subjects. They’re worthless, worthless subjects They’re worthless, darkeyed subjects. Forever. And ever. [Bridge four without Kaladin:] Unless we win shardblades [Amaram] Ha, never… [Sadeas:] Kaladin, Can’t you see? These people are quite worthless to me So please stop. Let them DIE!!! You will fail, so why even try? Kingdoms rise, Highstorms fall! Their survival is not worth my fall... Cause when push, Comes to shove, I will KILL your fellow bridgmen To remind you I'm above, Worthless bridgemen lives, Don't care if they live or die, but I hope it's option two, Worthless bridgemen lives, Don't care if they live or die, but I hope it's option two, [All highprinces except Dalinar:] Worthless darkeye lives, Don't care if they live or die, but I hope it's option two, Worthless darkeye lives, Don't care if they live or die, but I hope it's option two...

Beooooooooop. Game over. -Collected on Chach, 1165 945 seconds pre-death. Subject is of questionable value. Speaker was White Haired light eyed man, whose body disappeared shortly after. Originally spoken by Pacman from Pacman

So, we know that lift is partially in the cognitive realm right? My bet is that this is why she can touch spren, and metabolize food into stormlight. So step one in finding her curse is to figure out if that's her boon.

When you go looking for cremling to put in your fathers bathwater (All hail Tien!!!)

*Screams like a little girl, then remembers he's holding stormlight* *Dies* *Is now cognitive shadow* *Cognitive shadow with WIFI*

*Informs Ark1002 that bunker=one wall, but the wall is wrapped in aluminum so it is shardblade & allomancy proof*

*screams like a little girl, then dives behind bunker* Oh wait, you meant about Kaladin dying... yeah, you're going to need that gun.