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Hi, we have more products now. We finally were able to catch the hemalurgic spiked chasmfiend (which was hiding under the fabrial section), and can now safely ship: More spike varieties! Pewter (fifty boxings) Tin (sixty boxings) Tin foil hats (bowler & top hat variates) Potted grass (shin breed) Horses (ten thousand broams) Ryshadiums (one shardblade) Whitespine tusks (aged) Gemhearts Chasmfiend variaty And much more!!!

Shame! You spineless miserable loathsome... I cant speak to you right now...

Are you a stick?

The ShardShop Welcome to ShardShop, the Cosmere's only store for all your shard-based needs. Come to our shop, situated just inside the pits of hathsin for reasonably priced shardblades (only one & a half kingdoms each) and hemalurgic spikes (we have Steel, Iron, Gold, and Atium options). Merchandise includes: ShardBlades & Plate ( 1.5 kingdoms each) Hemalurgic spikes (fifty extra boxings for pre invested) Steel (Fifty boxings) Iron (Fifty boxings) Gold (Seventy five boxings) Atium (Four hundred boxings) Hemalurgic spiked chicken monsters (at the owners own risk) Shin spiked chicken (free interworld shipping) Fabrials (without stormlight) Seons (for all your money + 5 boxings) Harmony's patented slideshow device (as seen in The bands of mourning) And much more!!! Come to the ShardShop today!* *At your own risk. We tried spiking a chasmfiend, and were not exactly sure where in the store it is.

I would ask her to let me talk with Ivory, as that would be far more fun than talking to someone who is right about EVERYTHING!!!!!! Talking with anyone who is always right sucks.

Grated, but from now on, you can only call them llalpacka's, AND your job is running a ranch full of them!!! I wish for happiness.

Meh... he still did it.

Hi, I'd like to order an investiture salad with gluten free spikes, and a side of twenty carat sapphires. Do you serve any Hoid free options? No? Then could I have um... how would you rank your one thousand breath shakes? hmm... I'll settle for a bridgeman stew, I guess. But I'm allergic to Dunny, so leave him out of it.* *I am sorry, that was a really REALLY mean joke, but it had to be said.

Hey, He's not a turd biscuit! Well... maybe he's a turd biscuit, but he's a not the one that cooked the turds into a biscuit.

I can imagine that the violence didn't go over very well with the teachers.

Of course, this also brings up the problem of immature coinshots shooting peoples skateboards out from under them.

WARNING After reading this post, you may be tempted to hunt me down with a hemalurgic spike. Dalinar is an Idiot. There. I've said it. But seriously, the person who KILLED HIS WIFE is the hero of the stormlight archive? His character development literally is: Pre-archive 1. Starts as bloody psychopath, killing whoever he wants 2. Goes through numerous war campaigns with his brother, contemplates killing his brother, decides to wallow in self pity instead as his brother steals his girlfriend. 3. Kills his wife 4. Wallows in more self pity, gets drunk. 5. Goes to the nightwatcher so he can forget he's an idiot instead of learning from it. 6. Goes back to being a bloody psychopath. Way of Kings 7. Gets drunk & lets his brother die at a feast 8. Gets mopey about Gavilars death, and decides to hunt down his killers, simply for the sake of killing them (Probably because he's bored). 9. Becomes obsessed with a ancient philosophy book, and gets REALLY self righteous. 10. Starts dating his dead brother's widow. Etc, Etc. But seriously, how does everyone stand him?

Sazed Spook Beldre Breeze Clubs Demoux Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Syl Shallan Teft Rock Pattern Dalinar Renarin Jasnah Szeth Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Sarene Raoden Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Daorn Lukel Jalla I eliminated Wyndle because it would be the most fun in the world to call him a voidbringer for a month. It's a little mean, but so funny. What character would you like to Steel push through several walls, then pour a pot of Rocks boiling stew down the back of their shirt. Alternatively, which character would you like to hemalurgicly spike?

1.The eleventh order of radiants the LackLusters. Surges of rapid ageing, and weak scent illusions. 2. The only hobo that isn't really Hoid 3.The forgotten singer form caused by windspren: Fart form

I do not think that Evi's death at the rift was Dalinar's fault. That being said, the destruction of the rift WAS his fault, and that was wrong. Also, he went to the nightwatcher so he could forget about her, which was an insult to her memory, so that WAS his fault

We all get that Rayse (Odiums vessel) is going to die right? Also, Yes, there is no doubt that dalinar will either Die, or become Honor's new vessel.

But, if you invest someone with enough stormlight when you lash them to the sky (and presumably double or triple lash them so they would go faster) then they could clear the clear the planets gravitational field, which would keep the body from falling down.

He might kill Pattern. I am almost certain though, that either Adolin or Shallan will kick the bucket. Ps: If he kills Pattern, I will hunt him down with a hemalurgic spike & a shardblade

So, wait, if he's trying to find pieces of Adonalism and bring them together, maybe he's trying to create his own shard? Then he might be planning to use it to bring back someone from the dead, as implied from "The Traveller"

Brandon Sanderson is a BRILLIANT author, but he's something of a Taravangian when it comes to killing characters. When Stormlight five is over, who will be left standing in the ashes? Post your guesses bellow on who will die. My guess is that since Brandon has previously killed couples, either Adolin, Shallan, Or Navani will die.

Well, so far Brandon Sanderson's series have included multiple forms of investiture per world, such as feruchemy, allomancy, and hemalurgy on scadrial, and AonDor, CheyShan, and others on Sel. So far on Roshar we have seen Surgebinding (And possibly Aimian investure, though that's confusing). It follows that other forms of investiture will follow, or at least new types of surgebinding.

I conclude that Kelsier is a psychotic killer, and a pathological liar, who is riddled with moral problems. That being said, that's kind of the cosmic norm for shards, so Kelsier is a cosmere god in all but power.