ShardShaper

Are your alloys pure? Somehow, I doubt that you could soulcast exact percentages of metals, given that even Jasnah has problems with precision soulcasting.

Just a question, how come all of you are excusing Amaram, but villainizing Moash? Moash may be a bit of a turd biscuit, but he was only a little bit of a turd Roshone & Elhokar baked him into a biscuit, AND I think we can all justify his decision to go after Elhokar.

Granted, but you can't use it, as you are a aluminum misting. I wish for a REGULAR waffle.

Granted, but they all melt in your pocket, and ruin your favorite pants. I wish for a waffle.

Just a question, anyone else love the fact that Kaladin is so busy working on Radiant stuff, that Syl has taken it upon herself to map out his love life... by spying on people while they're... well, you get the idea.

Hmm... Have any other oaths been found on "Magic: the gathering"? if so, then this is plausible. If not, I doubt the wording is similar, but the theme may be the same.

Side question: What if (after negotiations) Someone was able to persuade the fused to form Nahel bonds with the Singers, instead of possessing them? If this does not work, I recommend stopping fused from leaving the gemhearts of dead parshendi, or calling 1-800-FusedBuster for a free, successful, fused removal.

Sorry, forgot. Anyone else think that it's REALLY WEIRD to have one of our primary radiants as a voidbinder?

Ha, you saw what happened to Vin & Elend. Shardblades slice through plot armour.

Hey, quick question Karger, do you have something against twig? you are trying very hard to kill him.

Granted, but you are "broken" mentally, and are too stupid to breath. I wish for the ability to tame chasmfiends.

Granted. you are a skaa who is sent to the pits of hathsin, and you die immediately. I wish to be a shard.

The Knights Radiant: Play a game Windrunners: Play paintball. Then they throw themselves in front of every shot, to protect THE OTHER TEAM, because they aren't allowed to only protect people they like. Skybreakers: Monopoly. In the first three rounds, they arrest everyone for tax evasion Dustbringers: Whatever the game, they win. And they don't Technically cheat. Edgedancers: Bowling is easy when you can start being "awesome" at the bowling alley, and remove friction from the ball. Truthwatchers: Look into the future, see themselves on a couch sitting still, do that. Lightweavers: Cheat. In a game that they lightweaved. Elsecallers: Play Risk. They win. Willshapers: Whatever the game, they make up their own rules, then still win.. Stonewards: Don't play games. Ever. Bondsmiths: Bondsmiths do 1000 piece puzzles. UNITE THEM! (as in the pieces)

The Knights Radiant: Go on vacation Windrunners: Run out of stormlight halfway over the atlantic. Skybreakers: Deal out some nice, relaxing JUSTICE. Dustbringers: Blow something up. Edgedancers: Start being "awesome" and close your eyes. When you hit something, you're at your destination. Truthwatchers: Look into the future to figure out where to go. Lightweavers: Lightweave paris inside their bedroom. Elsecallers: Go to shadesmar. Cause, why not? Willshapers: Visit every wonder of the world. Stonewards: Go to a quarry. Bondsmiths: UNITE THEM! As in, the population of some third world country.

Granted. But whenever you use it, your fingernails fall off & turn into junk mail. I wish to be Hoid

Rayse & the Nightwatcher. they seem like they would appreciate each other.

Yes, And knowing Sanderson, they will die for an insufferably noble cause too.

Granted. It's spiked, and full of crazy hard amethyst crystals that you end up breaking your teeth on. I wish for the ability to have infinite boons from the nightwatcher, while having no curse.

If this is your wish, than I grant it. Your boon is that you become an aluminum misting (a punishment in and of itself). Your curse is that you are no longer able to access any other form of investiture. I wish for perfect intelect, and the ability to use big words at the right moment.

Twig leafblessed looked up, his green eyes meeting the cold hard gaze of Moak. "While holding leaflight" he gasped "you can survive almost anything." Suddenly, the back half of twig leafblessed began to move. It was leafblessed's honor worm, faithfully pulling his back half towards him. in a flash of leaflight, twig leafblessed was healed. "Stop this madness Moak." he said, an angry gleam in his eye "surely you, of all people can see the importance of overthrowing this oppressive regime of emperor stick!" "I am no stick" said Moak "I... am FIRE!!!" And suddenly, branch Moak burst into flames

Meanwhile, Twig leafblessed was having a deep internal struggle. "I am a stick. No... I AM a stick. No, no, no... I am a fi-! no... I! AM! A! STICK!" Suddenly he had a stroke of inspiration! "Stick before fire! Twig before leaf! ACORN BEFORE TREE!!!" All of a sudden, an honor worm appeared next to him, and his path was clear. He would become a branch of radiant! He spoke his second oath. "I will not be fire" and...

It's free, but does not come with restraints. Come pick it up tomorrow, and we'll pay for your coffin! Dr. Dapper, is your aluminum pure? we take allomatic purity very seriously here at the ShardShop.

Granted, but you die before you realize that it is real. I wish for Eternal Happiness