The Knights Radiant: Go on vacation to the horneater peaks (In Roshar era four)
It was a regular day at Urithiru, and the Dustbringer, Lightweaver, Skybreaker, and Windrunner are eating breakfast...
The Willshaper runs downstairs.
Willshaper: "Guys, I just talked with the bondsmith, and we've decided that everyone should go on a road trip to the horneater peaks."
Dustbringer: "NO WAY. The last time you and the bondsmith worked together and planned a teambuilding trip, we ended camping out in a highstorm."
Lightweaver: "Oh don't be such a cremling, it'll be-"
Willshaper: "Everyone, Lightweaver. No illusions"
The Elsecaller teleports downstairs.
Elsecaller: "Oh come on, It's not gonna be that bad. I'll go charge up the Jah Keved oathgate."
Willshaper: "NOPE!!! Journey before destination, Elsecaller. Charge up the Aimia oathgate."
Everyone starts yelling at the Willshaper.
The Edgedancer slides down the stair rail, and the bondsmith walks down.
Edgedancer: "Do we have too?"
Bondsmith: "Yep."
Edgedancer: "Fine, I'll grab the scrapbook."
Everyone groans.
Skybreaker: "While I fully approve of you attempting to keep your oaths to the letter, did you have to swear them in a way that included experiences and inanimate objects?"
Edgedancer: "They must not be forgotten."
TO BE CONTINUED...