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  1. whattheHoid
    Of course, when visiting your local ghanderflaffle chapter, not only are you surrounded by pads of butter, but also fried calamari. This is their 4th favorite food.
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    It was all due to those Irish Car Bombs but they were worth it and delicious. Unfortunately, the garbage men's power didn't last that long. The Pancakes started to revolt for they were the Muffins nemesis and finally found the right time to sieze power.
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    They built a huge soggy paper origami robot complete with a soggy paper gun and robbed those Muffins. Now the garbage men had their revenge. Butt held a party in their honor.
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    I guess that makes sense. I've never really thought of that, mostly because it's virtually impossible for myself to become an immortal.
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    What is it about being immortal that you end up being in jail all the time? Vasher, Axis, I'm sure Hoid has been in jail a time or two. I think I would get tired of jail or maybe not as I literally have eternity to do whatever I want.
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    Wow I guess I wouldn't be a Radiant either! *Cries I love the ideals of Windrunners and Edgedancers! Mine are 34% Truthwatcher 25%Bondsmith 21% Elsecaller 16% Edgedancer 13% Skybreaker 11% Lightweaver 6% Stoneward 6% willshaper 0% Windrunner 0% dustbringer The more I take the quiz the more the percentage goes up for Truthwatcher. These results are from the very first time though. Neat.
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    Good one! That is definitely plausible. I'm sure Lift will be seeing Zahel/Vasher again and this might be confirmed.
  8. whattheHoid
    The enraged mosquito really started going ham and biting everything and one in sight. So, basically like they normally do. However it bit into a giant crispmelon that was infested with a giant wiggle worm. This was a mistake. Now there was an enraged wiggle worm on the rampage.
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    I wonder if we have any other example of a Worldhopper with a foreign Investiture trying to bond with a Radiant spren? I mean besides Hoid (I don't know if he did that to be clear). I mean somebody must've figured it out, it can't be impossible.
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    @Mason Wheeler I did not know that, thanks! That is very interesting.
  11. whattheHoid
    Do the spikes repel Radient spren because it is a 'foriegn' Investiture? Or because the spikes are of Ruin? Also, I could totally see Kelsier bonding an Ashspren. He is great at destroying/taking apart.things.
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    Now the giant platypus was fully enraged as some of these mines had blown up some of his friends. In retaliation, he let out some wild exploding water ghanderflaffles.
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    I wouldn't be surprised that if anyone could bond a spren, it's Kelsier.(as I believe he is the leader of the Ghostbloods, why not bond a spren?) Does this mean any of the cognitive shadows on Threnody, if they got through to Roshar somehow could either bond with a spren or have someone bond them? What Investiture would you even get it you bonded a Threnodite cognitive shadow?
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    Ok, did Hoid bond with the Cryptic? I thought that he was just saving it for someone else or from the Fused? And is aluminum really that rare? I thought with soulcasting virtually everything isn't rare? I mean Ryan's Babsk trades scrap metal for chickens with the Shin, so I assumed it wouldn't be that much of a stretch to turn some of it into aluminum.
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    I had made it a goal to understand everything there is to know about the shards, the shattering, and the Cosmere by the time next Stormlight comes out. I'm beginning to realize this is an impossible task. But I'll give it my best!
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    Butt was rudely woken up with a bang on his door. He opened the door and who showed up? Why none other than the infamous....
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    Ahh thanks @Weltall and @Wandering Investor. This is all simultaneously helpful and not at the same time. It's not cause you didn't explain things clearly. It's trying to wrap my brain around god like beings and their nature. For me this is almost like trying to grasp just the concept of quantum physics. I'm a slow bird.
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    Do we know why Roshar is so strong in its Investitures? And spren bonds? I wonder if it plays/played an important role in the development of the Cosmere as a whole? I wonder what will happen say in Mistborn era 4 as I have a feeling they (Scadrian) are the Ones Above, so what will happen if they come to Roshar? Like why did Brandon make Roshar so strong and with 3 shards and not another planetary system?
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    Stupid browser froze so I've accidently posted twice. I can't figure out how to delete it. Sorry.
  20. whattheHoid
    Butt decided he was in the mood for a space movie, but all that was playing was a movie called "Mulan." 'Great,' said Butt ' Now I'll have that song stuck in my head. Let's get down to business... '
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    Interesting. I wonder why there is no physical evidence of your spiritual bond, like eye lightening on any other planet? I.e. Scadrial, Nalthis? I wonder why just Roshar? Is it in part because Roshar has stormlight? I know that the relationship between spren and humans in general are strong as Khriss makes a note of in her Ars Arcanum.
  22. whattheHoid
    Everything that @BitBitio the Mudkip said at the end was confusing to Butt and the narrator, but decided that everything about this is confusing and just went with it. But all this was irrelevant.
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    With all these movements behind us, Butt Venture was now two. One a tri-shard and the other a powerful Fartomancer, thanks to the magnifique forger, Shai. Butt was pleased and flattered. The Fartomancer went back to Scadrial to join a legion of Space Pirates. Luckily, their space ships were powered by Fartomancy cubes and gas and Butt had a lot of those.
  24. whattheHoid
    So in the Way of Kings, Dalinar has this book (way of Kings) read to him many times and he briefly mentions that darkeyes are higher than lighteyes or something to that affect. Why? Also did lighteyes originate from original Shardbearers? Surgebinders? Does the lighter the eye mean the "stronger" sDNA?
  25. whattheHoid
    Butt put into law that pineapples were delicious heathen fruit and that the only movement allowed was his suppression of all other movements. People didn't really like this. So they decided to create a soul stamp to forge Butt Venture to change this.
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