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    "Oh no!" thought Butt in horror. "All small ways back, yet so long ago, Hagrid and I were conjoined! Please don't let this happen again! I dunno if I can stand Hagrid and his strange obsession with haggis!"
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    Butt stared at this man. He looked familiar. If only he could put his finger on it.
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    So Butt and his spren friend, Dirty Dishes, Sr. went on their merry way to meet up with other Radiants for a meet and greet. Butt was ready to get back into the dating scene. Dirty Dishes, Sr. was fascinated by the concept.
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    Or the Esquire.
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    These oaths were accepted and Butt was now a Fartomancer Radiant. His Cryptic introduced herself as...
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    This drove Butt into a depression. He became so depressed, a flock of Cryptics came by and tried to bond with Butt. He said the words.
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    The giant duck quacked in indignation and turned Butt's other hand into cheese in an effort to distract his attacker. It worked Butt was a sucker for all cheese but especially a smoked Gouda. He tried to resist eating his hand.
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    @Pattern Right, I don't think Taravangian is speaking metaphorically either. I think that he believes or there is actually a Radiant or cousin spren in Half-Shards. And besides, I'm sure Navani has enough clout to get answers from the Artifabrian community to get the answers.
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    While all this irrelevancy was happening, there was one relevant event. Butt Venture had again gone on his way to find some legendary Soul Stones. He didn't know why he needed to find some, but he was going to find some.
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    The Doom-squirrels ran into a herd of chulls. They became dinner. This, too, was irrelevant.
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    While Butt was at the funeral for But; he became sad. Than Kelsier showed up with some storming delicious cake and Uncle Brandy came with some Brandy. Conflict was also in attendance. He brought some Shard-plates for the cake. They Sparkled. This made Butt feel a little better.
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    This looks like so much fun!!!! I can wait to get this!!
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    Aurora wasn't the only one who was confused. Aurora was not alone in his/her determination to make this the longest thread. Aurora was tossed the Hat of Persistence in an attempt to keep this story going.
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    The weight of Irrelevancy crushed Mudkip while Kelsier laughed maniacally.
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    Luckily, a perfect large cut gemstone was found and the narrators banded together to trap Narrator's Wrath into that gem. Then the Hat of Irrelevancy was stapled onto Bit's head in an effort to keep him cured.
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    The narrators quickly scrambled to grab that hat. By accident, I grabbed the Hat of Irrelevancy. So now, everything I do or say is now by default irrelevant.
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    The other narrators threw as much Investiture as they could at BitBitio. It didn't work, the infection started to spread. The squirrels giggled with glee.
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    Arnold also had an artificial liver and decided to combine his with Brandy's to do the most relevant thing he could think of...
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    @Stormblessed Dolphin, lol. He's never gonna get it right. It was so horrible in fact that a horde of puppies came in to deflect the Squirrel of Raging Doom closely followed by Butt Venture and a big ball of Confusionspren
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    Butt gathered the humans and Shards and had a meeting. They decided to send TenSoon as a liason, to meet with this mysterious PaanKo in an attempt to ameliorate the situation.
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    I take everything Taravangian says with a grain of salt. That being said, I don't think he was lying to Dalinar. For being a murderer, he is surprisingly forthcoming with most things. Half shards are a huge accomplishment in the Artifabrian community, so I wouldn't be surprised if some things have leaked out. I would imagine it is a pretty big deal. I personally think they have captured the spren that make the Shardplate for a Radiant. I.e. like Windspren make the Plate for Windrunners. I agree it's probably a Stoneward maybe. Or maybe it is a Higgs-Boson type spren. A fundamental spren? When I think of a spren that shapes the world, I think of a force of nature like gravity or something. But then again all or most spren are forces/pieces of nature. I wish we could've heard more theories from you guys on which or what spren is captured in these Half Shards. I know we don't know that much about other orders of Radiant spren yet. For what it's worth, I think Dalinar, upon hearing Taravangian's revelation, was disturbed at learning about the Half Shards' construction I think his bond with the Stormfather is changing him for the better of course! Thanks guys for the thought provoking podcast!!
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    The little group of humans that survived stayed far away from puppies. Luckily, Butt made a Fart perimeter protecting everyone from anything. They passed down legends of terrific, monstrous beings, known as dogs. The puppies on Dogsmar were sad because they were cute and cuddly and missed being scratched on the head. They also regretted their decision to infect and exterminate the humans.
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    It started to rain again and with it came droplets of aluminum, which counteracted the rabies coursing through RAdolin and everyone else who became infected. Through the rain, RAdolin becamea an Aluminum Gnat and therefore immune to rabies and all other dog diseases. RAdolin was so happy he went back to pet and got licked by many puppies. Bob and all these exploding woodland creatures looked on in amazement.
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    Dalinar was so impressed with the grace of the dogs that he decided to move them to a planet all to their own. A planet that was filled with graceful, intelligent dogs and lots of bones, peanut butter, and bacon. He called it Dogsmar. The puppies were happy with this as was Sadeas, a huge puppy fan.
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    The aliens turned out to be DadShard, Dalinar and Sadeas. They had fancy costumes on for a fancy ball. They looked at the puppies quizzically.
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