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  1. "Why is this happening!?" wailed the child. The child tried to throw sunglasses at the puppies in an attempt to block Arnold's deadly glare.
  2. Uncle Brandy decided to use Arnold to use that glare on the puppies. Arnold glared at the puppies; all hell broke loose.
  3. Uncle Brandy decided to make his one man team into 2 with the help of Butt. With Butt's Fartomancy skills and Brandy's MacGyvering they came up with a plan. It involved...
  4. So many puppies were everywhere, they started to overpopulate the planet. A large group collectively went to Shadesmar to a perpendicularity to go to another planet. Soon all puppies would rule the cosmere.
  5. Butt even tried yelling, "FIRE!" No one listened. These puppies were good.
  6. So many puppies!! They were so cute that that is all Butt could say, "PUPPIES!!"
  7. AS weLl as caTs. HE is allErgic to BAd Grammer and catS. Mraize turned Bright ReD and starTed to SCreaM!|°=`÷√×∆
  8. Zane didn't bother me as much, I saw him as necessary for Vin's growth as a person. Now, I will never take Zane seriously again. I will always think of him as Poochie. Lololololol
  9. The cats got distracted by the birds and the puppies got excited to play with the cats and birds. Feathers got everywhere. Mraize got in the middle of this due to a mishap with Hoid.as He was not happy.
  10. Everyone agrees that puppies are adorable balls of fluff, except for the kittens. They planned a coup that involved balls of string and birds.
  11. Now there were endless commericals about adopting humans with a sad dog woman singing her sad song while holding humans. Butt and other humans found these commercials intolerable.
  12. After all everyone knows that when a ghanderflaffle screams, a puppy dies. Butt gagged the ghanderflaffle. He really likes puppies.
  13. Lift stole the muffins from an Emperor. These were no common muffins. Butt gobbled them up and when he finished, he walked right into the ghanderflaffle.
  14. @Mason Wheeler I agree, I like Wayne. And Steris is ok. She's certainly not my favorite Cosmere character. Autistic or no, her character was awful for a couple of books. She was just wooden in general; I am surprised that her and Wax have worked out . I dunno if Renarin is autistic, but he is just naturally more likeable in general. Steris didn't give me that impression at first. Once we saw more of her, I started to like her. I could totally see why Wayne hated her. I'm not condoning his treatment of her though. But I could see where he was coming from.
  15. most @Dunc4n that is really a word!!? I don't even know how you would pronounce that! Just looking at the word, it seems like a phobia of hippos or something.
  16. Great podcast guys as always!! My 3 biggest beefs... Kelsier, I loved him as a character in Mistborn then he died, but it felt unfinished. Then as @FeatherWriter said he comes back to life and creates another religion about himself! Like how full of yourself do you have to be to create 2 religions about you!! This is why I think Kelsier will never change and he is involved with the Ghostbloods. In the correct circumstances, he is a bad guy! A somewhat likeable one though. His treatment of Vin is proof of that. He really did care for her I feel. Shallan/Kaladin thing that is my second beef. But don't get me wrong, I love Brandon's works. Also, no surprise, White Sand. The graphic novels were confusing as you know what. I'm so glad I read the prose novel first. Khriss comes off as spoiled in the graphic and Kenton and Khriss's interactions came off weird, because we never saw their discussions as you did in the prose. Also minor gripe, Khriss's dresses. She's always talking about her pretty garments as some point throughout the novel and she wears 2 dresses in the graphic. But all in all, Brandon you my jam, fam. Great job guys!!
  17. Butt ran into a pancake factory that Lift was conviently lifting pancakes from. They caught up with each other and decided that some chouta would go great with these pancakes. They decided to raid the famous World Rosharan food festival.
  18. Everyone attached to the ceiling fan landed on Braize. They landed in Ash and Taln's living room. The aforementioned Heralds destroyed the ceiling fan. Butt was displeased and cold.
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