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  1. whattheHoid
    "Oh, rust and ruin!! Not the DOOM RATS!" Cried Butt. Not to be confused with Doom Rats; DOOM RATS are the nastier cousins. They are bigger, smellier, and surprisingly self-conscious about they're weight. They are stuck in a permanent angsty teenager mindset.
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    Butt realized he was composed of several butts, so he did what anyone would do held a Farting contest.
  3. whattheHoid
    Now every suggestion that Bit makes, the opposite will be done. It was either this or insanity.
  4. whattheHoid
    BERTOLLI!!
  5. whattheHoid
    "Blast! Frotterias!!"
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    Haha! Jokes on you Kid! The real whattheHoid is back from her marriage/honeymoon to Kaladin and Renarin! They've got a couple of Fused to deal with so I sent them some aluminum boxes for traps. Psst...Kid we've been controlling you the whole time! Oh and Severus Snape walks in the room and starts lecturing Butt about the art of Potions. Butt farts.
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    whattheHoid woke up and heard the loves of her life, Kaladin and Renarin. They didn't mind she was blind as she is mostly blind now anyways. They went off on their own and made sweet, sweet Stormlight infused love. whattheHoid will return later.
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    "How did you know!!?" cried whattheHoid. "That was supposed to be super secret! Now I will have to wipe all your minds!"
  9. whattheHoid
    This comes as no surprise to anyone, as this seems to be the default reaction to anything happening in the cosmere. "Don't worry, I've exploded tons of times and I always come back." Said Butt to Venli.
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    And a sudden burst of joy.
  11. whattheHoid
    Venli!! She hummed to the Rhythm of Derision. "This story is silly!" She hummed.
  12. whattheHoid
    To be clear it was fantasy caught in the middle of this reality.
  13. whattheHoid
    Neville looked at the cornmunk and shrugged. Draco walked up to the cornmunk and stared at it right in the eyes. "Don't do that! That's real bad!" Exclaimed Butt. The cornmunk slashed Draco's face. "Ahhhh! I'm telling my father on you! He's real important and will have you executed!!" Yelled Draco while holding his hands to his face.
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    You see Neville was using Butt as a shield. Draco Malfoy kept trying to Serpentine him, but couldn't get through Butt as he was once a Vessel for a Shard. "Wait till my father hears about this Longbottom!! It doesn't matter what universe; he'll be hearing about this!!" Cried Draco.
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    Butt starts mooing and doing a hoe-down dance that devolves into a can-can dance. "Impressed, I am. But do this, can you?" Says Yoda.
  16. whattheHoid
    A herd of Hungry Luna sticks! That could be a very challenging part of the level with humming Cryptics chattering to you trying to distract you and understand you at the same time.
  17. whattheHoid

    Shardcast: Unity

    whattheHoid commented on Chaos's article in Shardcast

    @hoiditthroughthegrapevine, Interesting points! I sort of assumed that the Everstorm was Odium's perpendicularity and that Highstorms was Honor's perpendicularity. I assume that there can be more than one perpendicularity for each Shard. Unless there is a cosmere/shards law saying each shard is granted only 1 perpendicularity. As far as Dalinar's visions, could Honor see the future and tell that a Kholin would be a Bondsmith? Or perhaps Honor told the Stormfather the region where you could find a potential Bondsmith. It seems rather specific to know that a Kholin would be a Bondsmith. Why didn't Adolin for example, receive the visions? Interesting points Hoid! Next time you are in contact with Frost tell him I say howdy!!
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    Luke ran headfirst into the cow, it turned out to be Butt. When the universe came back to existence, Butt got the wrong body. He could talk though. He was running from a farm. He spat at Luke and Yoda. "Pleased, I am not!" Said Yoda.
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    It was followed by a Spinosaurus.
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    "You monster!!!!" Cried Butt. Before Butt could say anymore a huge creature from the Jurassic Era came swooping down and terrorized the 'guests' of the Grandmaster. "A dinosaur!!" Said the Grandmaster hushed.
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    Butt gave a startled cry. "Grandmaster! Please don't!!! You wouldn't do this to your mom would you!?"
  22. whattheHoid
    "Stop Mom you're embarrassing me!" Said Butt. His Mom just started stroking his hair.
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    Gollum started to cry, "My Precious!!! Noooo!" Butt just stared.
  24. whattheHoid
    The grandmaster noticed Gollum looking in the puddle. He knocked Gollum out and reached in the puddle. He pulled out...
  25. whattheHoid
    Haha!! Sticks are formidable opponents. You would need to be at least a lvl 4 Soulcaster.
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