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  1. whattheHoid
    They kept trying to repeat Fartisms Creed, which was "Farts are stored in the Butt." - an essential principal in Fartomancy. However it came out as, "Pee is stored in the Heart."
  2. whattheHoid
    This was because most of their taste buds were duds. The few who could taste the soup, were markedly more intoxicated.
  3. whattheHoid
    This then came as no surprise as to why the soup was just barely tolerable. Butt soup and vodka was what Butt and his followers are and drank. The butt soup was made with the butts of non-believers.
  4. whattheHoid
    Soup was the holy/kosher food of Fartisim. This is mainly because that was all Brandy could cook decently. The Shades didn't mind as they didn't eat. The koloss on the other hand...
  5. whattheHoid
    Excellent and interesting podcast guys!! When in doubt, Vax!! I, too, can't wait for more Threnody. My guess/theory as to what the Evil is. Perhaps a corruption of the Investiture occured when Ambition was shattered and it is slowly spreading through the planet like a virus, till only Shades are left? It's hard to make a better guess as we don't know if there are cities, people, life living in the Evil? I don't think it's a "Lord Ruler" or "Emperor of Darkside" thing going on, I think it's a natural or supernatural force of some kind. The Lord Ruler as always is fascinating; I always found him to be a sympathetic character. He holds all this power and Ascends for a time, but ultimately he is human and has finite foresight and knowledge and really does the best he can. It probably was hell trying to just barely stay ahead of Ruin. You can tell he did care for the inhabitants of Scadrial in the end with all of the bunkers and instructions he left for everyone. I'm sure he had kids before and after his ascension into power. I would think he wouldn't want Feurchemy and Allomancy to totally die out, but he wouldn't want an influx of them either. All in all the Lord Ruler has my love. Thanks again guys!! P.s. @Chaos Anyone ever tell you your laugh is infectious. It's amazing, thanks! ;p
  6. whattheHoid
    Butt was starting to feel left out, so he created a religion of his own where he is god. The Shades and koloss followed this religion. It was called Fartisim.
  7. whattheHoid
    So, Kelsier did what came natural to him. He started a religion about himself.
  8. whattheHoid
    So the ghanderflaffles decided to start a rebellion against the Kandra. The Kandra still laughed at them and employed Kelsier.
  9. whattheHoid
    Even with the pickles, the Lord Ruler didn't think much of the ghanderflaffles rebellion. This was after all the ghanderflaffles 50th rebellion. The Kandra just laughed at the ghanderflaffle.
  10. whattheHoid
    They are the lesser cousins of Kandras. One of the Lord Ruler's earliest attempts at creating immortal life for his friends. He used the ones he didn't like as much first for the Ghanderflaffles. The better friends became the Kandras.
  11. whattheHoid
    The other half of a ghanderflaffle's body is in fact a flaffle. It's why ghanderflaffles are named so. Ghander is nose in Scadranese after all.
  12. whattheHoid
    Nose Pickins was her name. She had lustrous hair that practically sparkled. This was fortunate for her as the rest of herself was remarkably forgettable. Brandy stared.
  13. whattheHoid
    Brandy had never caught on that the love of his life was not interested, not now, not ever. Butt had tried to get his Uncle to move on, but to no avail. So, Butt had ghanderflaffle bring someone along to take Brandy's mind off of his unrequited love.
  14. whattheHoid
    Whoosh guys, reference missed. Venture Bros? Mighty Monarch? Rusty Venture? Nobody? It's cool, but whoooooooosh! The Shades were sleepy from the roses and became bothered by the silver too late. Mighty Monarch Donald Duck forced the Shades back to the Cognitive Realm. Butt was impressed, but this was irrelevant.
  15. whattheHoid
    He also found a Shade lurking in the rose bushes. The Shade became calm with the smell of roses and it has been disturbed. Things do not look good for Donald Duck.
  16. whattheHoid
    Guys 100!!!! And so it was, Butt broken out in hives from the prickly spears. Everyone celebrating. Meanwhile, the plot thickens and something, something this way comes...the Mighty Monarch.
  17. whattheHoid
    It was an unfortunate condition, as most people when stabbed by a spear bled out. Whereas, Butt he got such bad hives, he would itch something fierce!
  18. whattheHoid
    Butt was allergic to spearement. Wouldn't you know it, I dunno how to spell spearement. Huh.
  19. whattheHoid
    Mario Kart but with Edgedancer Surgebinding rules!!!!
  20. whattheHoid
    And he flossed real good.
  21. whattheHoid
    The Shu-Dereth priests did one better they merged with the Vaxian striped socks and became immortal sock beings known as Vocks or Vocksians. To become sentient though, you had to pierce the Vocksian with a powerful Fart.
  22. whattheHoid
    Everyone knows that only the most beautiful of socks are from Vax. The Shu-Dereth priests knelt before these glorious socks and decided to worship the holy Vax socks.
  23. whattheHoid
    All were left with hol(y)ey socks. The Shu-Dereth priests blushed bashfully while the Maker giggled.
  24. whattheHoid
    What the Maker was referring to was an infestation of plague rats. A herd of Shu-Dereth priests came through with wombats and sticks to chase the plague rats away.
  25. whattheHoid
    I have decided to join the Tautology club as the Tautology club has decided to join me. Bleep bloop, bloop beep Tautology is fun, fun is Tautology, bloop blip.
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