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whattheHoid

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  1. Yeah I read Sixth of the Dusk in Technicolor!
  2. Then the feint (faking) turned into a faint (unconscious) reality in which everything appeared to be faint (far away or small).
  3. He had to pass through the Journey of Spikes and Fire first by either fainting or feint fainting.
  4. It was close to the legendary feint faint feint. Not many people can do that though.
  5. MeLann now took on the form of Marasi and visited Wayne. Wayne was simultaneously impressed and horrified. Than he decided to show her off to Wax.
  6. Steris was not happy but expected things like this to happen, so she made Wax Steel Push her around for a while and ahem... Meanwhile Wayne healed himself, while Marasi decided to go to a bar and meet up with Ranette and her girlfriend.
  7. It was Wax. Wayne kept the manor well stocked with lasagna, so Wax not wanting to waste any food, volunteered to eat some lasagna with a whiskey chaser. Steris was not pleased, Marasi was impressed, and Wayne found it hilarious.
  8. Constipation, Bloating Beyond Reason, and General Clumsiness. Yes these are meant to be capitalized.
  9. Butt's Lasagnaspren was named Taffy. Butt said the First Ideal of a Lasagna Radiant which is Lasagna before Death, Lasagna before Weakness, Lasagna before Destination. Basically, a Lasagna Radiant can consume large amounts of Lasagna and do ridiculous things with it. Hey so you know how you see a word so many times you aren't sure if you're spelling it right or if this is just a made up word. This is how I feel about the word Lasagna. I'd better eat some so I have definitive proof Lasagna is real.
  10. Everyone who lived in the planet eventually turned into a fat lazy orange cat as they all couldn't help but eat delicious lasgna. Butt ate some lasagna.
  11. They tossed the creatures some plates of lasagna.
  12. True, but Butt has traveled to Roshar, he's friends with Lift.
  13. "Damnation! What is this dollar currency!? I only have infused spheres!!" Yelled Butt.
  14. I checked Taika Waititi and it turns out I have seen quite a few of his films and enjoyed all the ones I have seen!! And thanks! I enjoy Ofelia's name too. I can't wait to see Middle Earth, New Zealand is one of many countries/islands that are on my Travel Bucket List, this also includes travelling to the cosmere and other universes that are hard to reach. Now I need to see Flight of the Concords again!
  15. It didn't quite turn into a butterfly, it got stuck between a dragonfly and butterfly. The spren were irritated to say the least.
  16. "Pure Poetry that was." cried Butt, wiping a year off his eye. The Highlord Hatham kicked everyone out of his Pit. They promptly decided to take a chance on an experimental spacecraft powered by Snarky, Grouchy, and Mouthy-all of whom were spren.
  17. Not only was this song obnoxious, but it sing horribly off-key as Mary Poppins was stabbed in the throat by one of her victims, as a result her voice whilst singing sounded like rusty nails scraping a chalkboard. Butt and his friends shuddered at hearing that story.
  18. The worst part was she'd sing a song that went..."It's crapaflapnasti that I have to kill you! Supercrapaflapnasti that you have to die. Crapaflapnasti is all you need to say. Supercrapaflapnastiexpialanoxious!"
  19. If New Zealand humor is anything like that show, er....Flight of the Concords? Than you guys have an excellent sense of humor with style! Ofelia (my toddler) wants to travel to many places we point out on our world map and there are 3 places she wishes to travel by boat .. Madagascar, New Zealand, and Sri Lanka. The rest of the places are by airplane. So if you see to pale people, one red headed the other brown burning in the sun paddling on a boat, it's us taking the scenic route to your pretty island! Also isn't New Zealand where Middle Earth is too?
  20. Mary and her sister Poppins didn't like to talk about Mary Poppins as she snapped on day and became known as the crapaflapnasti killer.
  21. It's cool, @Silva. I have family that has not to long ago immigrated/emigrated? (I dunno the right word) to America. Some relatives of mine came to escape Castro, Stalin, and Hitler. So, I like to think I empathize/sympathize with other people with differing backgrounds. At the end of it all we really aren't at all different molecularly and as far as we know, we are the part of a chain of life on the only planet in the entire Universe that is capable of fostering life. I hold out hope that there is something out there, but if not, well how awesome are we all collectively to create such wonderful, sometimes terrible things! Medicine, Science, Philosophies! To create wonderful marvelous far off worlds with fantastical creatures, beings, magics (Sanderson, I'm looking at you)! We've created and destroyed gods! We've been on the Moon! We have Curiosity on Mars! No matter where you are from, I think, we should all be proud that we as Earthlings have done so much in our relatively short life spans. This is why we collectively are awesome and sometimes differing ideas are a good thing, because without that we wouldn't be able to do things like chat on the Internet. So thanks fellow Earthlings!!
  22. Mary had a sister named Poppins; they were no relation to the infamous Mary Poppins.
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