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  1. whattheHoid
    They thought it was so awesome that everyone started to burp. It was a sublime cacophony of belches and burps. Kelsier stared at Storm with admiration in his eyes.
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    She tried talking to Kelsier, explain the error of his ways, but Storm just let out a stream of belches and burps.
  3. whattheHoid
    So, Kelsier climbed back up the cliff and kissed Shalash on the lips. He incorrectly thought that Shalash was 'hitting' on him; she was just not in the way Kelsier was thinking. Now Shalash was really storming mad.
  4. whattheHoid
    Kelsier just couldn't do it, so he hired Shalash and her crew instead.
  5. whattheHoid
    This time he decided to hire a bunch of Shades and tell these pesky Suriviorists, "Don't survive!" The Suriviorists just played the song, "I will Survive!" in retaliation.
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    @goody153 The Terrs breeding program that Tindwyl was apart of was, I believe, women who were fertile enough and with Feurchemical heritage themselves had multiple children with, I believe, multiple men to ensure that the Feurchemical descendents presumably wouldn't run into interbreeding. You couldn't have just 1 or 2 lines producing Feurchemical children. Meanwhile, to counteract that, the Lord Ruler made all Terris male Feurchemists eunuchs so they couldn't breed and they became servants, like Sazed. I don't think the women were ever sterilized, though.
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    Kelsier and everyone agrees that capitalization is super important. He didn't know that Thank You cards had an Intent. The God of Words forgot that she created cards with Intent. The card was rejected by Kelsier.
  8. whattheHoid
    Every character breathed a huge sigh of relief and went back to doing things that were 4 syllables or less long.
  9. whattheHoid
    Now everyone started laughing in inprocordisdepremismal -ly. It was starting to get out of hand. Someone, namely Hoid, went on to figure out why everyone was stuck laughing inprocordisdepremismal.
  10. whattheHoid
    So, Sherlock sent Dr. Watson instead.
  11. whattheHoid
    Then it sent them to a glitter filled pit.
  12. whattheHoid
    Kelsier was ok with that. He went on his separate way. Butt and Uncle Brandy decided to go to the annual Shard fair. The fair that shows the most fantastical of Shard anything, forks, plates, Plates, Blades, hairpins. All the food is in the shape of some type of Shard too. Butt went off to check out some ShardDresses; Uncle Brandy proceeded to get rip-roaringly drunk with ShardBeer (this was just beer in a Shardcup).
  13. whattheHoid
    These long words take me so long to read, like at least 30 seconds which feels like an eternity. Butt/Kelsier/Brandy, now known as Bruttsier, felt left out and wanted to be apart of this supposed hilarious joke. They were distracted though by the fact that they were conjoined to each other. So, instead they decided to find an Edgedancer who could put them back to their individual selves again.
  14. whattheHoid
    Hahaha how long did that take you to type out! Rock stood there looking at everyone quizzically wondering how his name became a nursery song. Sigzil and Kaladin started to laugh boisterously.
  15. whattheHoid
    @plowshares I would assume that when the Lord Ruler held all that power, he probably gleaned a bit of the multitude of future threads. Perhaps he saw that Feurchemy would become a commodity and spread throughout the cosmere and wouldn't be good? Perhaps he saw that Scadrial would destroy itself if Feurchemy wasn't bred out. Or the most likely, the population would be harder to control if knowledge and memories of a time before the Lord Ruler were passed down through Feurchemical metalminds. I would think people would become resentful if they remembered that Scadrial was once green and full of flowers, instead of a sky full of ash.
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    And a catch - to enter the physical world they had to become one with each other and Uncle Brandy. So they did so, albiet reluctantly. But their feelings are irrelevant.
  17. whattheHoid
    You see they ended up in panda heaven, which was not suitable for magnificent specimens like Butt and Kelsier. So they decided to overtake panda heaven and escape. They just needed to find a tie to the physical world.
  18. whattheHoid
    Butt wailed, "Please let this torment stop. I think my ears may drop! Ahhhhhhhhrgrggrrrg! We've been infected with the Rhythm Shard! We really must be on our guard!" Kelsier laughed.
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    Butt screamed and ran Kelsier ran in high pursuit into Rashek.
  20. whattheHoid
    Butt was simultaneously horrified and amused. Kelsier's last word to Butt was ,"Follow the yellow brick road." Butt took this literally as he is super pop-culture and book illiterate. Kelsier just bided his time, planning his revenge complete with Princess Bride quotes.
  21. whattheHoid
    Butt cried in frustration and threw his "soup" all over Kelsier.
  22. whattheHoid
    This narrator is ashamed as there are worse things whattheHoid has looked up...Butt was angry that his religion already had a schism. He decided to get some advice from Kelsier.
  23. whattheHoid
    Haggis, yo, is this...Scottish dish consisting of a sheep's or calf's offal mixed with suet, oatmeal, and seasoning and boiled in a bag, traditionally one made from the animal's stomach. It looks and sounds gross. The people who ate this new concoction called "soup" were disgusted and decided to create their own branch of Fartisim. A religion without constant eating soup, they kept the liquor thing going though.
  24. whattheHoid
    Thank goodness there were no chickpea stuffed spiders as that sounds gross and horrifying. In addition to ice cream, there may have been some haggis in there as well. Luckily, Brandy realized he need something stronger for the people than vodka, so he got some Everclear and 151.
  25. whattheHoid
    The thread's residential, I dunno what the bleep is out there, Alien god? Odin? Cthulhu (storms, I hope not!), didn't even know cosmere butts weren't kosher. Even Brandy didn't know, he got all his ingredients half off in the Elendel Basin. Butt fired Brandy from kitchen duty and put Arnold in charge instead. This time, Butt wrote down the butt soup ingredients. Unfortunately, Butt can't write very well and Arnold can't read. This produced some interesting results.
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