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  1. Only Butt, his mom and her boyfriend survived. Turns out starting a revolution and keeping it into your favor is harder than it seems. The Windrunners puppies ruled, but were so cute and cuddly the people didn't mind. It was the flashy Grandmaster that the people didn't like, so they started another revolution. The remaining Breadmunks who went into hiding. They ran into some kandras.
  2. Ooh, neat idea!! You could have all Boo levels be saturated with Lightweaving. Like the settings and the multiple Boos to really confused people. Who would be Bowser? Odium? Bavadin? Some ideas for villains final bosses... Roshar, maybe some Thunderclasts? Braize, obviously Odium. Ashyn, some crazy inhabitants still living on the surface, maybe a crazy cult? Those are always fun in video games. Scadrial, if era 1 Lord Ruler, era 2, why not Kelsier. Threnody, I dunno who the big bad boss should be, but there would be some sweet levels with those Shades. That world would make a sweet horror survival game now that I'm thinking about it.
  3. whattheHoid makes a humble suggestion to Silva that her car should be named the SuperSilva. It's got a nice ring to it, Butt agrees.
  4. A wild dart zooms by Kidpen's head. The Ghostbloods are on to Kid.
  5. Luckily, Butt knows when to keep his mouth shut, unlike Hagrid.
  6. The ghanderflaffles didn't realize that whattheHoid lined all their pockets with aluminum, so everytime they exploded the explosion was inert. But now their secret is out, who knows how long they will have aluminum lining their pockets now.
  7. Real interesting podcast guys!! I had a theory that somebody else probably thought of that the Dawnshards are either shards made out of aluminum or perhaps they are Shardblades that the Dawnsingers were given from their bond with either their spren or Roshar. They are just called Dawnshards instead of Shardblades because they are the Dawnsingers. This is probably unlikely. Honor makes a big deal about the Dawnshards so I'm led to believe they are bombastic in nature. As far as the Shin, they are weird when thinking of Rosharan cultures and wildlife as a whole. We don't know enough about their culture. However, I wonder how long Ashyn had been unihabitable on the surface and how long they had floating cities before they started to abandon the planet. Perhaps the Shin have lost much as to how their home planet was destroyed, but they remembered either the floating cities, presumably made of rock or maybe the rock on the surface of the planet had rock on it and they couldn't walk on it because it was destroyed by Surgebinding, so the Shin passed on the table that stone is sacred, don't walk on it. I wouldn't be surprised if aluminum was Adonalsium's god metal and is now inert or perhaps aluminum's function is exactly what it is now. I wonder if you could create an Aluminum cage to trap the Fused's gemhearts and that would prevent them from returning. Of course you need to find a cache of aluminum. Hoid as always is weird and is even more confusing than when you started out. What is the first gem? I dunno. I haven't read Dragonsteel prime, but it sounds like it doesn't answer questions. However, that won't stop me from reading it. As always thanks guys for your hard work and entertainment!!!
  8. Wayne recoiled in horror. "Rusts Hat! Don't do that." Said Wayne in a medival Thaylenah accent with a hint of Azish.
  9. "You rusting abandoned me Wayne!! I can't believe I ever thought you were deevy! Now you must pay the price!" Said the Hat.
  10. Narrator Gancho exploded because of repeated use of unrelevant, when it is in fact irrelevant. Butt tossed in the Shard of Irrelevancy towards Gancho too.
  11. They cried and lamented the beauty of Dalinar's boogie.
  12. Veil started to dance because Shallan was too busy gawking at Jasnah's beauty. They started to dance together, Veil brought some Horneater Ale for her and Jasnah to drink.
  13. Farts Smell Good became a number 1 hit. It was really catchy. Even Jasnah started to dance.
  14. Hrathen! This was clearly all irrelevant and arbitrarily Butt started to sing a song he made up.
  15. And then Qrow the Kiwi bird turned into a hippo arbitrarily.
  16. Han Alister took off his mask to reveal he was....
  17. This are clearly references to other books? What are they, should I read them? Everyone was super surprised. However, no one was as surprised as....
  18. Kelsier froze and decided to just go with. He thought about asking Hoid to join his crew in case things get hairy with the Lord Ruler. Mraize looked over in surprise. Butt wasn't though.
  19. As the Lord Ruler was creating his glorious Ashmounts, Kelsier arrived. The Lord Ruler looked at him and groaned. So did Hoid. "Damnation! Will you never leave me in peace! Roared the Lord Ruler to Kelsier. Kelsier just grinned. Hoid marched up to Kelsier.
  20. Wouldn't you know it, but that exact scenario happened, although Steris didn't account for the trailing Doom Rats and churros.
  21. Dalinar put everyone back together, while some of them survived a little worse for the wear. Those people were trapped in a Steel Bubble created by Wax. Steris just looked down at her list. This scenario was written under number 456. She shook her head ruefully.
  22. These profound questions kept being asked by the sentient Thermonuke. Everyone ignored the questions as they were a. Really drunk, or b. Couldn't hear for the loud music. Shallan and her Lightweaving troupe were in charge of the ambiance, which was getting wilder by the moment.
  23. Interesting, I guess we'll have more concrete evidence as we see Nightblood...
  24. "This again!!?" Complained the party goers. "At least Dalinar is here to put us back together, literally." They drank lots of ale. Intoxication spren were everywhere.
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