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  1. whattheHoid
    Mom slapped the mouse for being so irresponsible as to forget to brush his teeth and for hanging out with the vicious group known as Doom Rats. "Gah! You're embarrassing me mom!!" Yelled the mouse. Persnickety Blueberry, Dalinar, and Butt all snickered behind their hands.
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    I don't think he is aware. It seems like Nightblood's consciousness is in a trance when it is drawn. But I believe Nightblood genuinely enjoys slaying evil or what it perceives to be.
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    "What are you doing here Mom!?" Squeaked the mouse.
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    While the mouse got squished irrelevantly; Butt too got bit irrelevantly.
  5. whattheHoid
    Butt sat on the mouse. It got squished something fierce.
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    Hey Axelius, that Gaz comic, storming good, thanks. This was accepted as Axelius became irrelevant as long as he/she held the Shard. Dalinar cursed Persnickety Blueberry and her incompetence. He fixed everyone who Persnickety Blueberry globbed up.
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    A certain narrator laughed heartily. whattheHoid got the narrator, Kidpen. She knew that Kid had been trying to grab Shards all along and decided to place random shards around for Kid to follow with a pair of gloves by each shard so no one hurts their hands.
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    Now Persnickety Blueberry's sense of self was all akimbo. She rang for Dalinar again. He picked up...
  9. whattheHoid
    Persnickety Blueberry shrieked in terror. The strangely cobbled together, Butt, Arnold, and Uncle Brandy tackled Maui as Persnickety Blueberry was their only hope of getting back to normal.
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    @Army of Sheep Here Here!! It would be sweet if that were the case. But we will see Vasher and Nightblood cross paths again which will be just as sweet as your proposed scenario! ( I hope so anyways!)
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    'Storms! I am never going to get this right! I should've listened to Dalinar's instructional videos better! Why didn't I save them!!?" said Persnickety Blueberry.
  12. whattheHoid
    Everyone was hacked to little pieces, but hadn't died. Luckily for them, a Bondsmith passed by. However, she wasn't very good with the surges granted with her Radiant position. She spiritually adhesioned everyone, but she got people mixed up. She called up Dalinar on her video fabrial.
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    "Why Gaz!? I loved you like a brother! Why did you turn to the Darkside?!" Wailed Vathah. "They've got free drinks! And these Voidspren are wild! I still love you, Vathah! No hard feelings!!" Yelled Gaz.
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    Ah so this would be why presumably Does an evil person taste different to Nightblood?
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    Gaz was regretting his line of work and that he managed to cram in 10 bricks per hat. There were a lot of bricks. Vathah just laughed.
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    @Army of Sheep I don't think Vasher has the missing Blades, but that's a pretty sweet scenario!
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    I agree, I have a sneaking suspicion that Taravangian has stumbled upon at least something about Radiantspren. Also he is now the King of Jah Keved and if I remember correctly, that is where the Half-Shards were developed. I can't imagine Taravangian not gathering intelligence about the Half-Shards and the general state of Jah Keved.
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    So anyone who holds Nightblood will be able to communicate and bond? Or does Nightblood have to accept the person holding itself? Can Nightblood just refuse to communicate/bond with someone, if the person is perceived as evil, according to Nightblood?
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    Ok, follow up question. Do you bond with an Awakened Blade? Is it somewhat reminiscent of a Nahel Bond? For example, what would happen to Vivenna's eye color if she were to bond with Nightblood? If any? Or is this not only because of the bond, but because Nightblood and presumably Vivenna's Blade are so highly Invested?
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    I figured the Shin and the Skybreakers have probably a huge hoard by now and I agree that the Stormfather and other spren, like Ico, probably have hidden or have been taking care of these dead spren/Shardblades. I am sure that many Shards have been lost through time and I'm sure people like Liss have Shardblades that they have acquired through inheritance or they found it through fortune or luck. I can't imagine the Fused wasting time trying to find these Shards, very few of them can function or talk, at least the ones we've come in contact with. Lady Leshwi is the only "sane" one, we are told. That's a pretty big job to find them all. I think what will be more interesting than speculating where the Shards are, is when someone figures out how to revive these dead spren and consequently the Blades. I have a theory that Adolin will be the one to inadvertently figure this out. Clearly Maya is broken, but she manifested sooner than 10 heartbeats for Adolin in Thaylen City. What if humans/Parsh don't just have to be broken, but the spren could be? So Adolin maybe could heal Maya with his "wholeness", maybe by saying the oaths? That might be too simple, but has anyone in Roshar who posseses a dead Shardblade ever tried that? That would be the first thing I would try. Once someone figures out that there will be so many more Radiants and it will be awesome!! Once again guys awesome podcast!! You guys are still the only podcast I can manage to listen to and retain what was said and enjoy it obviously! Thanks guys!
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    I honestly don't know where to put this question: in Oathbringer or Warbreaker. Apologies. I had a question about Vivenna. I know she can change her hair color, but can she change her eye color? Again, thank you guys and much apologies if this is in the wrong thread.
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    Every single one of Gaz's customers were furious at being duped. Especially since he charged 50 spheres and .000000000000000001nt of an eye. Gaz almost had a complete eye.
  23. whattheHoid
    The got swindled by an opportunistic Gaz. He started to gamble again, so he decided to sell glue covered brick hats to unsuspecting customers.
  24. whattheHoid
    @recneps Unless this was in his Diagram. We don't know what is all in the Diagram and they are constantly revising it.
  25. whattheHoid
    The puppies decided to join in the revel as they were not immune to Ashertmarn's influence. They forgot their aluminium hats.
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