whattheHoid

The green market only sold beige things.

Disgustion tasted way better than it sounded, but no one could afford it except for the well to do sheep and cows. They would buy it and sell it for even more exorbitant prices on the Black Market.

This did not bode well for the Breadmunks as it said in Butt's contract that as payment for services he would get a year's supply of Revengé!® The fact that Butt couldn't read the contract that well was not good, but the Breadmunks had all their money stolen, so they and no other option. In fact, Butt's credentials weren't the best either. It said he trained under a Harvey Birdman. The Breadmunks never heard of him. But this was all irrelevant.

Now they had no money to hire a lawyer! So they hired Butt to get revenge on these crooks for a years supply of Revengé!®

The Breadmunks countered Tevenge with Revengé!®; a chicken dish made with Goldfish breading. They had an excellent marketing team.

Haha how long did @Ishar spam @Ashspren for he/her? (Ashspren) to finally crack? I didn't even know you could spam people on here.

And something about a Butt Venture? But again this was all irrelevant.

Lirin, Szeth, and Jakamav. They were the best and the Breadmunks were a discerning lot. Unfortunately, their insurance was through the roof. But this was irrelevant.

In fact all their food sources grew off of flourine. It was good for them, but poisonous to their customers, so they had to take special care.

Finally things were clear and Khriss was satisfied with the report given to her. I honestly imagined a piece of bread with a chipmunk tail or a chipmunk head and tail with a bread body. I was imagining fantastical beasts that when they got too much sun, they became toasty so they put butter on for moisturizer. You brought this up Darth! Now this is all what I imagine when I think of Breadmunks!

WTH was grateful for the assistance, her and her team started studying this population until Butt pointed out these mysterious Cornmunks which were than followed by Ghostmunks. "How did they get here?" exclaimed Butt. @DarthWoodrack- when you look up cornmunks the first pic you get is that pic belowy. You should draw a picture of these things, I'm getting the silliest images in my head.

Unfortunately or fortunately for WTH, she not only employed @AonEne, but also @Kidpen and of course the one formerly known as Butt Venture. She (WTH) was determined to get the answers before her competition!

WTH let the Breadmunks know that she didn't want to eat them, but noticed there were different varieties of Breadmunks. Was one breed stronger than others? Could a Ryemunk repel water better than a CinnamonRaisinmunk? She didn't understand stand how a heavy rainfall didn't wipe out the Breadmunk population, unless they had some hidden technology. Khriss, WTH's employer, was becoming impatient.

WTH forgives @AonEne as she has a depiction of Hoid as her profile pic and from what she has gathered Hoid is indeed a man. She welcomes Aon on her quest and assures Khriss that Aon would be perfect for intelligence gathering on these mysterious Breadmunks. Seriously, its cool, no worries!

I do remember that convo, however is what Mraize wants representative of all Ghostbloods? Either way, Shallan is a member of both the Ghostbloods and KR. She has a perfect opportunity to infiltrate or play the organizations against each other. This could work in the KR favor, particularly if she gets Jasnah involved.

@whattheHoid was saddened by this and decided to try make peace and understand these curious creatures known as breadmunks. Do they come in different flavors? Ryemunks? Pumpermunks? She decided this was important information to bring back to Khriss.

That thought also ran through my mind that this knife has some "Nightblood" properties. I guess we'll find out the significance of this knife if Moash is ordered to kill another Herald again. Maybe you can remove the 'infused' gemstone and replace it with other gems, maybe one for each Herald?

@Argent See I think that this weapon Moash used on Jezrien was maybe something new? Recently created by possibly the Antifabrian community? Maybe while researching Shardplate, they stumbled across a way to trap a Cognitive Shadow? Did any of the Fused actually hold the knife before handing it to Moash?

@whattheHoid was torn apart and thrust into Shadesmar wandering around aimlessly waiting for a chipmunk to bring her back to life. I have used all my upvote today. I will go back and upvote everyone I couldn't tomorrow. Sorry ganchos!

Then one narrator destroyed all chipmunks, they became extinct.

Do I put OB in the title, or the tags? I think I fixed it. And yes, Autonomy I can see being the next biggest threat.

Ok, so this post will discuss Oathbringer, Mistborn, shards, and other things in general. I think this is the right place. I don't want to do anything wrong by omitting any spoilers, so please be patient. I am still figuring things out on this site. I can't get this out of my head, so you my fellow Seventeenth Sharders will have to listen to this verbal vomit. ;p Anyways on to the meat of this topic here. As I am rereading Stormlight and the rest of cosmere stories in general, I have noticed as I am sure many others have as well that Odium is in fact the biggest threat to the Cosmere at large. So how to get rid of this threat? Odium needs to be splintered really good. I don't think that he should be restored and than combined with another shard. It would only be feasible if you combined all of the shards into one again, which I don't know if it is possible. I guess we might have a better idea how two opposing shards combined into one react in the next Mistborn series and we get inside Sazed's head. Is he still Harmony? Have the shards started to conflict with each other? This I feel is important, we need to know this. So how to deal with Odium. I feel there are some key players, Hoid, Kelsier, Jasnah, Shallan, Dalinar, the Ghostbloods, and perhaps the Ire. Hoid needs someone to help him, as I have a sneaking suspicion that is Hoid's quest, stop Odium. He probably has many more secret plots and quests of his own, but I feel this is the main one. We see this in the letter he writes to presumably Frost. So who would Hoid get help from, as the Seventeenth Shard holds a policy of non-intervention, they are virtually useless unless they change their policies. They would be the ideal candidates as they have a wealth of cosmere knowledge at their fingertips. So, I believe that Hoid has to rely on the Rosharans, namely the newly refounded Knights Radiants. After all, Odium is stuck in the Rosharan system for now. Hoid had mentioned Adonalsium briefly to Dalinar and he didn't understand what that meant. However, that doesn't mean he won't further investigate what that is. This is unlikely, but possible. So Jasnah or Shallan, if any were a candidate for Silverlight University, I feel it would be one or both of them. We don't know what Jasnah knows, she has a Herald now, so if she asks the right questions, she may find vital information not only about the Oathpact, but maybe what a shard is and how to splinter it. She also traveled with Hoid for a while after everyone thought that Jasnah was dead, who knows what they talked about. Again, with the right questions... Shallan has basically become a Ghostblood at this point. We know there are world hoppers in the organization, so at some point she is bound to come across important cosmere information as well. I read a post on here about Kelsier being the leader of the Ghostbloods and I can't get it out of my head. We know that Kelsier met with Khriss and Nazh so he certainly knows more now that he has been 'alive' for a very long time. He also witnessed the almost destruction of the shard Preservation. He also held the shard Preservation for a time to give it to Vin, so he was bound to gain even more cosmic awareness while Ascended. He also witnessed the merging of the shards Ruin and Preservation as well. And he 'retrieved' that device from the Ire (what other devices do the Ire have?). Now I'm not saying that just because Kelsier saw all of this, he immediately understood how to destroy a shard or 'heal' it, but he has seen firsthand which is more than most people can say. So, going off the premise that Kelsier is the leader of the Ghostbloods, this whole stop Odium thing is right up his alley. He has a Radiant, Shallan, to help and Shallan has access to other Radiants, i.e. Kaladin, Dalinar, etc. If anyone can destroy a god, it's Kelsier. The Fused are definitely a threat, but if you somehow found a way to kill them tomorrow, you would still have Odium, who is absolutely at this point filled with divine hatred. It has consumed the shard and its vessel, Rayse. So, the Parshendi, who are rightfully angry at the humans, and the humans need to team up, unite against Odium. So in conclusion, I feel that Odium is the biggest threat to the Cosmere at large, I could totally see him trying to turn the Cosmere at large into a dystopian future where everything an everyone looks bleak. We need people from all cosmere worlds to come together and help the Rosharans in this Final Desolation and splinter Odium, destroy Rayse's body once and for all. Only then can the Cosmere be relatively safe.

Butt/Urafius was satisfied with his decision. He decided he was going to go on a quest to discover himself. He decided to travel the whole length of the Sea of Yomen and find out what was on the other side. First he needed a crew.

Thanks friend!

Oops, should I spoiler everything I have said about Nightblood then? I can do that.