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  1. whattheHoid
    Since Butt has taken up his new shard, it made all of the other shards he holds irrelevant. Conflict and the others were worried about coming irrelevant too, so they decided to merge together in the hopes that they would not fall to irrelevancy. Butt also looked down on Apollyon's court and Farted generously in their direction. This too was irrelevant.
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    The poor Rat got squished real good. Rock saw him on the wall and put him into his famous stew and took the mafa'liki into his care. Teft kept calling for help until he too ran into a wall.
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    Unfortunately, the Rat was too stupid to realize this so he just kept talking to Teft. Then That's honorspren appeared, tired of the miscommunications. Teft staggered backwards.
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    Interesting. My first introduction to Brandon was his collar in WOT. I was mourning the end of the series because I didn't want it to end. So I then started Stormlight. I have never looked back. By the time I got to Elantris, I loved it. I didn't read the audio version though. Hrathen at first irritated me at the beginning, but towards the middle and end I loved his character. Yeah, as other people said keep in mind Hrathen is the hero. I think it makes it an even more compelling read. Emperor's Soul is amazing!! Just get Arcanum Unbounded. It's worth it and you don't have to get each short story individually. Wait till you get to the Drominad system!!!!! I would recommend rereading Elantris after you have gobbled all his other works up. Here have an upvote!
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    The Rat flew onward and arrived at Urithiru. Upon arrival, he bumped into Teft. "I wish to join Bridge Four!" squeaked the Rat.
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    Butt was disappointed. So he exiled Romulus and Remus for not finding things that don't exist and for a falling hairdo. He banished them to Taldain. "Good luck getting out of there." thought Butt.
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    Butt was jealous of Romulus and Remus' hairdo. He wanted both the mohawk and afro right away. So, they decided to combine the hairstyles into one. They gave him a mofro. But they forgot to get the Celestial Hairspray to lock it in place.
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    Since the goose had bad hair days all the time, consequently, Romulus and Remus terrible hair too. They were shunned by the rest of the ghanderflaffle community.
  9. whattheHoid
    Now every one became a dirty sweaty gym sock and smelled like bawls. Butt didn't mind as he had been pouring whiskey rain on everyone in an attempt to make people feel better about themselves. But this was all irrelevant to our king narrator, @Apollyon.
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    The vessels holding their shards banded together and absorbed as much of the blast as possible. The planet suffered a little damage, but most of the damage was taken by the shards. They all splintered. "We'll that didn't go as planned." said Veil. "Thanks a lot Mraize!" Hey Mraize, let me join the Ghostbloods! I need to know all the your secrets!! I can be resourceful!!
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    Brandy's story was so popular that a film deal had been brokered. The series was tentatively called "Rebourne Retourned." The first filming was starting and the party goers were the unknowing extras.
  12. whattheHoid
    Brandy Returned executed a perfect Lalaloopsy and barrelled into the people trying to get to the after party. He knocked down Kelsier, Vin, and Elend first. They were not happy. They attacked with a burst of Allomancy. Butt came next and blasted the air with Rotten Eggs and Sweaty Socks.
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    Yes, even in this silly story, I do try. The story of Butt Venture and so many ghanderflaffles needs to be told! There was utter pandemonium. The pink sparkles were sharp and the group of ghanderflaffles met this new Ghanderflaffle and started to give high fives all around. They decided to ditch this place and get to a pub. The rest of the party goers decided to move the after party to the basement. There they were met by none other than...
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    I second this notion! Her beauty and sensuality practically leapt off the page. It was mesmerizing.
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    Mraize was super surprised and loved the Sparkle the balloons gave off. Everyone ate their pizza and now it was time to open the presents. The first present was from a ghanderflaffle named Eddie.
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    With the Sparkle balloons in hand and music and food ready, it was time to party. First, someone had to kidnap Mraize and make sure he doesn't know where he's going. But where to find such a crafty, sneaky person capable of tricking a former higher up in the Ghostbloods?
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    Veil was very displeased that her balloons infused with Sparkle popped but even more so when some narrators use unimportant instead of irrelevant. "But," said Veil, "I suppose that is also irrelevant."
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    What!!!? Superhero apocalypse! That sounds amazing!!!
  19. whattheHoid
    I'm excited for Skyward in the interim. I can wait for Mistborn space opera!! And of course new Stormlight!!
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    Guys as always excellent podcast. Thanks!!! Jumping on what @teknopathetic said, why Braize? What is so important there that there is almost a deadly capture the flag taking place on the planet constantly. Is it Rayse's body? Would he need that as Ati needed his body? Did he hide something of Honor or Cultivation? I think we are missing something there. The Fused, there has to be a way to permanently destroy them. If I've learned one thing about the cosmere is that even man can destroy a god and ascend to godhood with "relative ease." Perhaps you can splinter a Fused as you can a shard? How do you destroy a herald? Moash received what seemed to be a special knife to kill Jezrien. Perhaps you could use that to destroy a Fused? Perhaps only surgebinders are capable of a destroying a Fused? Maybe you have to damage their spiritweb? Quick question, could the Listeners have brought stormform and the Everstorm while Taln was still on Braize? Also, Taln is like the best human ever! #TeamTaln
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    The Sparkling effect was so intense, it glowed as if it had an inner light. Best of all the Sparkle could be renewed in a highstorm and they never deflated, so long as they had the teeniest of Sparkle. Veil, as her Shade persona, managed to whittle down the price of 500 Sparkle balloons from 5,000 coins to 1,000 coins. She took the deal.
  22. whattheHoid
    She turned herself into an irresistible Shade with a winning personality. No Shade could resist her charms with her +10 luck. She got to Threnody and started to barter for these fancy, one of a kind balloons.
  23. whattheHoid
    Mraize's Babsk, Kelsier, a whole crew of Allomancers and Fartomancers, Dalinar Kholin and his large group, as they provided the drinks. A new popular music group called Hoid and the Thunderclasts, Butt Venture and his crew, and of course the rest of the shards. This party was going to be huge. Now where to get some fancy balloons?
  24. whattheHoid
    ...Triple Gemheart pinatas, those lit up pretty colors and there were multiple caverns for candy, so you had more time to bash the pinata. Veil got Lopen and his cousins to cater the rest of the surprise party.
  25. whattheHoid
    Lopen started telling jokes all about one armed Herdazians. Mraize just stared in annoyance. Lopen had a lot of cousins.
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