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  1. whattheHoid
    Now Butt and his friends were free. They decided to celebrate with some chouta, the best in the cosmere according to Lift.
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    Kelsier grumbled, but demanded the stilettos anyways. Veil was not having it. She changed to a Horneater princess. "I am much offend! You take advantage!" said the Horneaters' Veil. She took off her stilettos and threw them at the nearest Kelsier.
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    Veil created a huge illusion of an army of thunderclasts, Fartwraiths, mistwraiths, a hundred thousand Blackthorns and 50,000 exploding Kelsiers. Everyone became so confused, it was irrelevant.
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    Luckily, the Ghostbloods anticipated such a move and counteracted them with a surge of Adhesion, to lock them in place and a huge blast of Rotten eggs fartomancy. The squirrels threw up all over the place. It was then Butt Venture joined by Conflict and Odium attacked.
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    "Er, what in storming damnation is going on here!?" yelled Mraize. Hoid threw his bucket of sugar acid at these super squirrels. They started to melt.
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    It was getting crowded in the ghanderflaffle so Hoid took his magic sand and powders and transformed them into sugar. It started to rain sugar. Then Mraize cut a hole through the giant ghanderflaffle and peered inside.
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    Hoid started telling a grand story about the time he was swallowed by a chasmfiend. All what you had to do is roll around in sugar and eventually you pop out of any monster with little to no damage. "Because everyone knows that sugar gives all big monsters indigestion." declared Hoid.
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    Everyone gave Lift a high five and extra pancakes for saving us from the tryannical rule of Stormblessed Dolphin. As a consolation prize, Butt offered one of his daughters to him. Whether he accepted her was irrelevant.
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    This guy. With the fourth wall arguably repaired and Butt still a tri-shard, Butt was reasonably happy. This was all irrelevant as a whole army of ghanderflaffles came attacking. I hope that Butt is still a tri shard, it's hard to keep track!
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    Oh man!! Viggo as Sixth would be awesome!! Yeah, something about Sixth just really resonates with me. I absolutely loved him and I hope we get to see more of him! The way he interacts with his Aviar and with Patji is simultaneously sweet and interesting. I would love a movie of that!! I wonder who would make a sweet Vathi?
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    Ooh!? Superheroes? Sounds exciting! I'm curious how Brandon crafts a superhero story!
  12. whattheHoid
    Butt stared in dismay. He couldn't travel through time anymore and was stuck with an angry Stormfather. So, he decided to make the Stormfather a fancy dinner. Luckily, through that party in Jupiter; he discovered the talents of a Chef Gordon Ramsay. He hired him to make a romantic meal for the two of them.
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    Butt didn't like that the Stormfather was mad at him. "Don't you see, Stormfather? I traveled back in time to be with you!! I love you!" exclaimed Butt.
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    That's cool. I wouldn't say horror is my favorite genre, but if a story is well done it can be great. This is mostly because I'm a scardy cat. I wouldn't want to live on Threnody, but I hope we either get a story on Nazh or just a longer story in general.
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    Ok, will do! Thanks friend!!
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    Oh oops, sorry, I thought I was posting in Alcatraz. I'm assuming Reckoners and Alcatraz aren't the same series then?
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    Ok thanks! You convinced me. I think I'll definitely check them out. I do need to pick up Skyward too. I'll read them while waiting for next Stormlight/Cosmere novel.
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    So, I have read pretty much everything by Brandon except for Alcatraz. This is mostly because I wanted to finish the Cosmere stuff first. I just finished the Rithmatist and I loved it. Is Alcatraz too young of a book? Like is it a kid's book or a YA book? Is it worth reading? I figure it probably is because it's a Brandon book, but I thought I would ask you guys you have read it already. Thanks friends!
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    Interesting. I really loved Shadows of Silence. It came off as almost a horror story to me. It just was filled with so much tension throughout. I have heard that some people weren't a fan of either story, but I thought they were great "teaser" stories for their respective system in the Cosmere.
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    Ok, I read what was in the Cosmere collection which was very useful. I wasn't sure if there would be one in the final graphic novel for White Sand or if there just isn't one because the books are a different medium. Well I hope we get one!! As well as one for the Drominad and the Threnody system. At least something that explains in more detail the Cognitive Shadows and the Aviar. I wonder if we will get a book of just Khriss's Arcanum collection. I could see that being a really useful reference book. Maybe with Nazh's maps with his annotations. I find his notes to be very amusing. Thanks friend!
  21. whattheHoid
    This was before the arrival of Hagrid, so all in all Butt was pleased. But he didn't know how Hagrid came to be there in the first place, so he held a meeting with the other shards to prepare for Hagrid.
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    This wasn't the most ideal of situations for Butt as Darla loved to nag a lot. But they still kept trying for that son, but no such luck. Butt tried to offer the soul of one or all of his daughters, but the loan offices wouldn't take them. He really needed that aluminum foil. Between Hagrid's incoherent rambles and Darla's nagging and his teenage daughters; Butt didn't know how much more he could take.
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    And so, Darla got her body back and kept talking about Epics and how you could find them at the Dor and some such nonsense. It hurt Butt a lot, but Darla was a solid 8 and it was his fault for unhinging her further, so he dealt with it. They felt comfortable with each other and decided to take this relationship to a whole nutha level. *Cue porn music.*
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    The ad said, "Looking for open-minded girl, who has an attraction to a shard with multiple personalities. Must also be willing to have a child and be willing to give up its soul. Must be fun and adventurous. Must like pigs. The rest is irrelevant. Contact me, Butt Venture via hemalurgic spike."
  25. whattheHoid
    It was time to get back on the dating scene! Butt got excited, but then realized that the ghanderflaffle, Arnold, Brandy, and Hagrid had to approve and they would be there on all the dates. He needed to find a kinky, open-minded girl. But where to find such a gem?
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