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    The fruit salad was composed of only pineapples and durian fruit. It was very smelly.
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    He also had another secret batch of bait chulls. This was of course a secret, as well. Uncle Brandy and Butt scratched their heads. Then they thought of a perfect plan to rig the race. First they needed itching powder and gloves.
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    "Some storming jockey, who shall remain nameless, was trying to roast marshmallows, but instead through inattention burned down all the chulls. The only thing that remained was their gemhearts. The race was ruined and since then, we always have bait chulls." Said the nameless jockey.
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    They decided to place bets at the betting rinks. They placed a bet on the chull rider, Kronk. Kronk was a newcomer chill racer, an underdog if you will. The odds were 20 to 1. They placed 10 broams a piece. Now to ensure that Kronk wins...
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    Butt stumbled upon the annual Rosharan chull races. There were many different beings, koloss, Listeners, humans, even some kandra. Every one was hustling and bustling about. There was an air of excitement. Butt decided to get some food and a seat. On his way he stumbled onto...
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    "Ow!" complained Butt. "Storming chulls!" He brushed himself off and walked on to what appeared to be a small town. It was entirely inhabited by koloss.
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    "Yay!" Said this narrator. Butt got up from the ground and dusted his pants off. He stared grimly out onto the horizon.
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    One narrator was very confused. She consulted Butt and asked, "Is this story still about you and your adventures? Or these furry creatures? Can we just break through the fourth wall again? That solves everything, that and a well placed dip-thong."
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    I think I did it all now, thanks and sorry again.
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    The world reformed again, this time it was a smarter world without furry rodents. Our friends, Butt Venture and his assorted companions were starting to worry as it had been several times since the world had ended and reformed. They decided to form a coalition to research this.
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    Butt and his entourage didn't appreciate Bit's comment and decided that that comment was irrelevant. They also got rid of these squash-carrots with a garrotte.
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    They (Butt and the firee) decided to add some cornbread into the mix as everyone knows that Cornmunks hate cornbread with a passion. It was delicious. This was however irrelevant.
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    This proved difficult as every 10 or so steps they ran into a dangerous foe. They kept defeating them, but now they were ravenously hungry. They had no food. Hunger spren surrounded them.
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    An explosion of Gloryspren surrounded Butt and the firee with the Stormfather yelling, "K'O!!!! Victory!!!"
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    This did not deter Butt, the famous Fartomancer! He deployed Rotten Eggs, with a dash of Smelly Garbage!!
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    Butt tossed the firee the epi-pen and Farted in the direction of the Pizza spren.
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    Not to be confused with that yucky stuff, cheese. Cheeze was the superior option.
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    @SzethIsBadAsHell and also what happen between Vasher and Vivenna!!
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    ...with Tartar sauce smeared on top.
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    Luckily, Butt knew where to find these culinary delights, on the Dark side of Taldain. They packed up their necessities and headed back to Shadesmar.
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    In order to get rehired, the aforementioned firee had to bring large plates of Grumbules, which as everyone knows is a dish made of chocolate disks hand carved into rosettes with melted caramel on top.
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    This is because at some point or another, all the narrators had broken through the fourth wall.
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    And of course the soap market only sold things made completely out of butter, which was basically just butter.
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    The blue market, now that one was the most interesting one. It only sold curios that were holographic. It didn't matter the color as long as they were holographic.
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