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  1. whattheHoid
    whattheHoid hit her head while practising Edgedancing. She just needs some Stormlight.
  2. whattheHoid
    "Fine! We'll create our own Worldhopper Party Organization, so you can't eliminate all of us easily!" We said.
  3. whattheHoid
    And lots of chocolate!!
  4. whattheHoid
    whattheHoid now became Radiant, specifically an Edgedancer, the perfect complement to her husbands who were both a Windrunners (Kaladin) and Truthwatcher (Renarin). Yummy!
  5. whattheHoid
    The Cosmere engulfed the Random Fandom and became one with the Cosmere.
  6. whattheHoid
    The Cosmere laughed at the Random Fandom. "We've got Shards, what do you have?" Thought the Cosmere. The Random Fandom just threw a bunch of explosive bananas into the air.
  7. whattheHoid
    Actually, the banana wasn't the grandmaster as it wasn't bolded, therefore no cannon. But there was an explosion, as the banana was hiding as an explosive. Butt giggled.
  8. whattheHoid
    Startled the Grandmaster forgot about Butt and pardoned the banana and consequently ate it.
  9. whattheHoid
    Taking pity on this poor pathetic creature, Butt threw Gollum a Shardblade. Unfortunately, Butt is not smart and the Blade cut into Gollum.
  10. whattheHoid
    "Grrrrrrahhhhhshhhdhjfjckenhfksnebhah! My Precious, noooooo why!? I practised kissing so hard with pillows and walls for you!!!" Cried Gollum. Samwise started to dish out his stew to Butt and everyone at the party. Gollum was thrown a wriggling fish.
  11. whattheHoid
    Gollum intercepted the ring and started to kiss it. It was awkward. Samwise took the potatoes and made a stew, while averting his eyes from Gollum.
  12. whattheHoid
    Ap started to confetti in retaliation. Samwise Gamgee started telling everybody what else to do with the potatoes.
  13. whattheHoid
    Wasing of the Hoid with the thinking of the talking for that do be hard. Wasing the word god revoked powers.
  14. whattheHoid
    whattheHoid wondered who spiked the cheese as she now can see so many colors and auras.
  15. whattheHoid
    That's what Ashspren thought.
  16. whattheHoid
    Poor Kelsier just wanted to be loved. Storm took pity on him and led him off into the sunset. Now the party was in full swing and saved by a breakdancing contest.
  17. whattheHoid
    To make the party worse someone dumped Kelsier's body all over the food. whattheHoid tips her hat at Kid for an excellent Nonsensical Observation and for the swift dealings with Kelsier.
  18. whattheHoid
    To which people said, "Dude, Kelsier, you're a Cognitive Shadow that is essentially immortal because you couldn't just die and you have started 2 religions where people worship you and whattheHoid isn't entirely sure that you don't have anything to do with Trell. And to top it all off you are still in contact with Sazed, the Hero of Ages. We all think you have had enough attention for now. And besides this story is about Butt Venture. You, Kelsier are just a side character in this story." Rant over, guys sorry, sometimes Kelsier is reminiscent of a petulant child. Seriously, this guy.
  19. whattheHoid
    @Kidpen. If anyone needed a Shard of Nonsensical Observation it was Kid. So, Hoid resumed the deep dive into this random thread about nonsense.
  20. whattheHoid
    Nonsensical Observation! Hoid now had the ability to Observe all things/places/people which are of a Nonsensical Nature. This comes especially handy in Hoid's line of work.
  21. whattheHoid
    Game of Thrones-eqsue type music plays..... Da Duh, Da-Da, Da Duh, Da-Da, Da-Duh!
  22. whattheHoid
    Storm flew backwards and everyone stopped burping as they were too busy holding their noses.
  23. whattheHoid
    So, Butt ate even more beans, till he was full to bursting. He aimed his derriere at Storm and let loose.
  24. whattheHoid
    Storm had grabbed the Burp Shard, unknowingly to our protagonists. Luckily, Butt knew that to repel the Burp; he had to let out the Fart. He was scared though because he accidentally killed his Fartomancy Master way back when with his blasts of powerful Fartomancy. However, Butt had no choice. Once again, somebody had to clear up Kelsier's mess.
  25. whattheHoid
    Kelsier burped to Storm, "I love you." Storm burped right back at Kelsier.
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