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Everyone was sooo happy as Reese's Pieces is a delicious and a soul nutritious snack. Yum.

He went to a Master known only as Goku. Not only could he become Super Saiyan SandMan, but he was a Super Pinky Toe Walker too.

@Wyndlerunner, you aren't the only one with Team Rocket on your mind! Guys excellent podcast! You blew my mind with the Aesudan and Sons of Honor theory!! It really makes a lot of sense. Elhokar gives off the impression that even before Gavilar's death, he would do anything to please his father. If this theory is correct than my impression of Aesudan, as a power hungry, manipulative individual, is not too far off. What's to say that Gavilar hadn't shown her his plans and set her and Elhokar up and have Amaram and Jasnah together as a safe guard/guarantee that the Sons of Honor would be in a position of power when the Desolation arrives. After all, Alethkar is a strong military power and would be vital in a world war, and through the Desolation, Alethkar could spread across Roshar, setting up colonies everywhere, i.e. Babanartham as an Alethi colony with an Alethi ruler or a Babanarthi in agreeance with Alethkar. As for Aesudan, which is a storming good villain name, I was under the impression that she purposefully ruled terribly to bring in the Unmade, i.e. Ashertmarn, etc. Perhaps she had communicated with Odium or a higher Voidspren and came to conclusion that she had to weaken Kholinar to set up a home base for the Fused and the Listener army that was to come. At any rate, she doesn't come off to me as incapable, perhaps delusions of grandeur, like expecting her to master the Unmade/creature she ingested. I think perhaps Jasnah saw a glimpse of her true colors which is why she almost had her assassinated. Jasnah seems to be an excellent judge of character. As for Jasnah, Brandon does an excellent job with her. I could see it being so easy to make her a one note character, but she really is so complex. I definitely shed some tears when her and Renarin embrace in OB. They out of all the Kholins, maybe besides Dalinar seem to be cut from the same cloth. Her and Renarin seem to have felt out of place or gangly at some point. They almost don't fit in with the traditional "Alethi standard." And the way Jasnah encourages Renarin to be Radiant is absolutely adorable. And, yes Chaos, Elhokar is a ridiculously amazingly written character! He comes off as simultaneously sympathetic and an irritant, like that annoying little brother or sister or cousin. His growth, as a person, is also really subtle, I was always surprised when Shallan or Kaladin or Adolin would make a comment on how surprisingly kingly he would act in Kholinar. I dunno what got me the most in the end Elhokar so close to saying the Words, his poor son in his arms, or dumb dumb Moash giving the Bridge Four salute to Kaladin after he kills Elhokar. I bawled my eyes out and screamed with rage at stupid Moash! I can name a handful of characters that have made me feel the extreme range of emotions like Elhokar does; he truly is a gem. Thanks guys for the great listen!!

Then they bumped into the Ministry of Silly Walks and declared a Silly Walk War in which you could only walk on your pinky toe.

Whoo! We are doing it! I feel so accomplished! Side note, my 2 almost 3 year old has heard me saying Rosharan/Vorin curses enough that she has started saying Ash's eyes!! everytime she drops something. What have I done! ;p Butt and Logic decided to have a silly walk competition as this was the most logical/unlogical thing to do.

He (Logic) started to bounce everywhere in a mad frenzy while doing a keg stand and repeatedly stuffing Butt into red solo cups.

Butt noodled Logic in retaliation as that was the most illogical response he could think of.

Well they thought they affixed his head on proper, but they being part chipmunk and bread weren't the brightest. Butt's head ended up on his back.

Pffffwhhhffhhfhfufguh! Minds were blown all throughout the cosmere. Butt's head blew off and came back down on his neck backwards; that's how severe his shock was!

Watchwatcher traveled to Newcago with his travelling lacrosse fairy team to start an international league. Unfortunately, his head coach fell in love with an exploding rodent who was Queen Elsa's consort. She sent a board of the optimistic snowman to cheer him on to his death.

So the Nightwatcher decided to grant Times on addition to a half a bane with a quarter boon and a twist of bane boon on a plate of boon bane's bane; he would also get a boon boonie bane bane with an extra special bane's boon. Times was estatic.

So, Aiightwatcher, not completely satisfied, yet oddly bereft with compassion, decided to grant Times a half a bane with a quarter boon and a twist of bane boon on a plate of boon bane's bane. This was not to be confused with bane boon bane's bane boon boons, which was the ultimate Blessing of the Aiightwatcher.

Argent may or may not have blessed him with salt, as Times ran in and out the salt lick right quick. I'll be honest, I can't imagine Argent would care all that much.

First, he had to take a dip in a salt lick.

Times also had lots of perctorals, a freakish amount.

And again the fourth wall broke. Times was tough.

251. Cosmere rule, try stumbling into your prospective Cognitive Realm, find that perpendicularity. Look for places where legends of mischief gods suddenly appear. Get there and interact with the ideas, beings, spren, and Worldhoppers. This would be the fastest way to learn about the Cosmere hands on I think. 252. Assuming you have traveled far throughout the cosmere on other planets and such, get that Investiture! You got cracks in your Spiritweb, get Invested! Get that Aviar! Get that vial of Metal/s! Get that Taldain Sand! And get that special Spren to bond you!! You'll be a real hit with not only secret organizations, but that special someone you're trying to impress! Bonus points if you make it to Taldain and back; Bavadin's a real piece of work.

Then he remembered he was hungry, so he broke his cardinal rule and ate the nearest Breadmunk. Not bolded, not cannon.

Butt laughed at Galladon when he heard and now Galladon was doubly self-conscious.

Bread was involved with Galladon's painful Shaod. He hasn't eaten bread since.

Galladon found out what Breadmunks really were and promptly dropped out of the fundraiser.

244. If anyone mentions the word Adonalsium; don't ignore that! Find out all you can! Chances are you'll bump into some Worldhopping Organizations and worldhop yourself. 245. If someone scraggly is hanging around your group, i.e. Nazh checking out Bridge Four and their tattoos, don't ignore them or shoo them away! They are probably Worldhopper checking you out, ergo you guys are probably important enough to be on their radar. 246. More specific to Roshar, if you come across a drink beggar, they are most likely a Herald, watch out yo.

They promptly were escorted to Sell, where they met up with Galladon.

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Who, coincidentally, listened to Cartman.