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  1. whattheHoid
    Than along comes Vicks Dayquail for the steal.
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    And now I've lost the game again, thanks Jastes! I bet you Firerust is an awakened type IV robot. It's a little known fact that when Shashara and Vasher made Nightblood they tried to make some armor to go with it. Instead they got a Fire robot, which was than dubbed Firerust because the robot leaks fire which causes the metal to rust. Cosmere secrets 101.
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    Unfortunately a certain Foolwise Cabbagepatch got to said cane first before Earnestwise Tomatopatch could.
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    He was an expert in all things high and becoming mustachioed.
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    The Maple Tree Ents of the Maple Syrup Guild decided to hire someone capable of finding out why the Fructose was so high and how to topple the Bad Waffles Ghanderflaffles. They called in a specialist, none other than...
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    The notorious Bad Waffle Ghanderflaffles. They went around cooking and shoving hot, ill-prepared waffles in people's faces and then dumped fake maple syrup on your hair.
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    Some narrators, i.e. me, said Moash who? Oh, you mean that piece of chulls dung? The crem beneath my feet? But secretly hopes that if anyone can make me feel something other than loathing for Moash that a certain author will make it so. After all, Elhokar, glorious. Meanwhile, Uncle Brandy was caught with his pants down in a potato factory. Butt had to bail him out of trouble again.
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    Somebody in a galaxy far away went, "E-I-E-I-O!"
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    A sheep said, "Bah."
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    And Butt just said, "Hah."
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    Not a One liked Weatly and was heartbroken that he was gone. Butt and his team sat in silence with Silence wondering how she and he had gotten to this point. Than Butt proposed marriage to Silence.
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    Working out and than housework (I don't particularly like the housework part, tho.)
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    His name was Snarky Britches and the snark was strong with this sarchasmfiend. At least that's what Master Soda told San Holo before he went on his travels.
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    Unfortunately, the lemonade had little to no sugar and no cups so Solo had to use his hands and a wrench.
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    226. Building off 225, be careful having a crush if you're in a horror themed fantasy world. Odds are the ghost, ghouls, or demons hate when you'll express your love physically and you'll be one of the first to die. Don't get to any base with you crush yet! Wait till you've defeated the evil, make em monologue or summing. Trust me they won't be able to resist! Most villains are super proud of their plans and a accomplishments.
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    My goatness is killing me... And Iiiiiiuh, I must confess, I still goat... Still Goat! When I'm not with you I lose my goat, Give me a goat.... Hit me goat one more time! -Britney Goat
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    Oh snap, I've lost this game hundreds of times! And storms, I've lost again!! Clever ploy, @inkspren. I'm on to you....
  18. whattheHoid
    Like 20 to 1 odds. Pretty decent odds.
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    The creulest goats are often told in silence. Well behaved goats never make history. (All quoted from a variety of well-versed and talented goats. Source...am a goat.)
  20. whattheHoid
    Everyone started to place bets and the teams were off!
  21. whattheHoid
    Not too much as I am getting over a cold. Taking care of my toddler. Teaching her the piano and looking at World Maps while jumping like Tigger. We currently are watching Winnie the Pooh Counting film and then off to eat some dinner. Then off to finish Legion as I have just finished La Belle Sauvage, which was excellent, btw.
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    Messy: an adjective. To be untidy or dirty. Said GlaDoS in her flat sarcastic voice.
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    Miss Frizzle got out her shrinking gun and shrunk herself whilst yelling, "You'll never catch me, ya wee cow!"
  24. whattheHoid
    Now here is goat to guess if you can Sing the Goats of Notre Dame. What makes a goat And what makes a Goat!? Sing the Goats, goat's, goats, goats, Goat's of Notre Dame!! MaaaAaaAaa MaaaBaaaaMaaaBaaa!!!!
  25. whattheHoid
    Glados was her normal sarcastic, helpful self. She started to tell you all the ways you are too fat for all the delicate circuitry and roundabout ways to escape.
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