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  1. Turns out Bit had a rudimentary, yet effective sense of precognition, a gang fight did indeed ensue. Butt and Notti quickly became outnumbered and surrounded by the notorious Green Lotus gang.
  2. Butt and Notti however were not popular, until Butt decided to show off his Fartomancer moves and Notti kicked off with some Shardic Kung Fu.
  3. They also got some fresh chips and some bangin guac too as they met a guy named Charlie whose superpowers consisted of immediate fresh guac and illumination.
  4. @I Am Witless all what you need to know is you lost sule. And so have I.
  5. Superpowers exploded everywhere, knocking Butt and Notti about in the process. Nice, Bit! I can't believe I went through your whole hidden content post. That was masterfully done!
  6. But, luckily or unluckily, Barry ran into Loviatar who blindly grabbed Barry into her grasp.
  7. It was starting to dry out too, so the key lime pie was neither cold, not refreshing in the hot, hot desert. But decided to take revenge on this Voidbringer Barry for ruining his spa day.
  8. I also really like Hrathen, didn't at first till I realized he's an onion of neat layers. Which is why I'm cool being a gyorn.
  9. Lololol. And HoidGrape sings the Song of I don't care! P.s. I liked Elantris, kolo?
  10. Got out of the gym, saw my notifications and storms, I've lost again!!!!!
  11. They had a no Voidbringer clientele policy. Butt Farted himself out of there.
  12. He returned only to Return and head off to the spa.
  13. I am currently rereading Elantris, I got the 10th anniversary edition and it is just as good as I remember. Brandon Sanderson really is an amazing author and top tier person. I'm excited for Skyward!!
  14. Butt's butt was very sore after this and decided to petulantly walk away and ponder his existence in private from now on, until he procured solid evidence. Meanwhile in the far reaches of the Cosmere...
  15. "Meta? META!!!!" yelled Butt. "Who are you to tell me that!!? I've a right to know if I exist or not! Besides, how do I know you even exist, god? Which shard do you hold? I've held one for a time, so maybe I'd know!"
  16. Butt cocked his head quizzically. "What is a narrator? You crazy? Kolo? I'm not a story am I? This is real life, riight? Guys?"
  17. Then Butt said, "Hey!! It's not 'The Warlock of Ozia United' what is that!? Haven't you heard of the classic, 'The Wrenches of the Ozarks Defend!?' You uncultured swines!!"
  18. WE KNOW!! I HAVE NEVER LOST THE GAME SOO MUCH UNTIL THE SHARD! IDOS DOMI! CURSED COLORS! I HATE THE GAAAAMMMMME! THANKS INK, I BET YOU'RE LIKE.....
  19. Those poor unfortunate souls!
  20. Well of course not reading the Cosmere would be a punishment, but if they've never read it before how would they know what they're missing?
  21. Then Butt warbled loudly, "Follow the Brick Yellow Road!" This was too much for L. Frank Baum to bear as he had bared enough bears for a lifetime.
  22. Quick, HoidGrape, sing us your Songs of Derision! Sing to us all about your new and glorious ranking!
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