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  1. whattheHoid
    Who listened to the awesome Tesla.
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    And Overwhelming Pandemonium couldn't give her direct approval with out hearing from her Supreme Commander, Outskirts Oblivion.
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    Sir Wasacow was the best of the worst lot of cooks. His food was midly edible at best. This made for a very grouchy General Chaos.
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    Lieuntenant Hobknob and Captain Entropic Oakbottom. They were the least disastrous of General T. Chaos's army.
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    237. Ok I know we talked about if you don't see the body, they aren't dead. When you kill someone, they could be faking, kill them twice. I.e. shoot them in the head multiple times, bludgeon their head till unrecoverable and unrecognizable. You never know when you'll run into Mad wizards, zoombies and zombies. I've been literally stabbed in the back multiple times in video games because of breaking this rule. Don't be me, this is my number 1. These are great rules guys, we'll all be surviving in prospective fantasy worlds way longer now. Hoid approves.
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    So he decided on being General Turbulent Chaos; the Lord of all things Turbulent in nature with a chaotic flair.
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    The ghanderflaffle ate the person who made up this infernal gamr.
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    Everyone ceased their mourning in the morning to give way to jubilant celebration! Even Hoid and Kelsier were getting along and having a friendly drinking contest.
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    They all started their mourning morning on Monday with proper bleary eyed morning mourning faces. Some even shed some mourning morning mourning tears. Butt started to say the eulogy, but his morning mourning in the morning was too much to bear this morning.
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    Yeah, I think the lighthouse keeper in Shadesmar would be Selish if he swears by Merciful Domi. But he probably knows all about Returned and Heightenings, Investitures and whatnot.
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    Ghanderflaffle was so happy to be brought back it lept up, up, up with joy! So many joyspren and gloryspren surrounded the aforementioned ghanderflaffle! Butt was happy to be reunited with ghanderflaffle too. So much so they held a Monster Mash!
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    It made everyone so hungry that nobody could think of anything else.
  13. whattheHoid
    And found some delicious cheesy garlic bread to go with it. Yum.
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    The Lasagnafather decided he should be the only spren harboring storms on Roshar so he started to make a smear campaign about the Stormfather. The Stormfather literally blew the Lasagnafather to pieces.
  15. whattheHoid
    If we are doing classics, Poe is always good. And I really enjoyed Dracula. Orwell. Lovecraft is excellent, perfect for Halloween! Oooooooooh spoooooooky!
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    And somehow enjoyed it.
  17. whattheHoid
    Everyone feasted and drank lasagna for days and days. Ashertmarn was pleased.
  18. whattheHoid
    I just realized I have the first Septimus Heap book in my Kindle library. It got lost in there. I'm even more excited to read this!! And all these other books I haven't read thanks guys!!
  19. whattheHoid
    A second someone got confused too.
  20. whattheHoid
    Or they would've if Pepe Silva ever existed. Turns out the Kandra team working for the Stormfather were ghosts, not to be confused with cognitive shadows. Only H.R. was a Kandra, therefore he executed himself.
  21. whattheHoid
    So they wrote many letters to a Pepe Silva, a Kandra, who was in charge of H.R.
  22. whattheHoid
    The most inspirational quote ever by Argent - "Don't let your dreams be dreams!" I can almost see the swirly font pasted on someone's wall.
  23. whattheHoid
    And now the people who made the Highstorm cereal gear started a union and went on strike as the Kandra weren't paying them either.
  24. whattheHoid
    The Kandra were an even better marketing team that came up with a catchy jingle... Ooh, a Highstorm's comin! Better get ready for that Highstorm crunchin! Yummy, yummy delicious Stormlight cereal! Better get yourself some storm-proof gear, because that Highstorm is near! Tasty, Yummy cereal! *Jazz Hands! The Kandra came up with a whole line of "storm proof" bowls and cups and spoons for this "cereal." And it cost a boatload of money. The Stormfather didn't get the money though, he just wanted to get back at all the humans who killed his spren friends
  25. whattheHoid
    You see the Stormfather hoarded all the cereal for himself. He had an excellent marketing team though, so people were tricked for at least a generation.
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