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  1. whattheHoid
    Thanos appear wildley confused; one minute he was wooing the Goddess of Death, now he is on Roshar with a resigned Stormfather, Wario, and Butt Venture. Butt was predictably scratching his ***.
  2. whattheHoid
    "But," the Stormfather surmised, "at least his mushroom loving friends Mario and Luigi didn't come by. And don't get me started on Waluigi!"
  3. whattheHoid
    And the Rosharan Postal Service, or RPS, refused to ship said Fartspren as they had had terrible experiences in the past.
  4. whattheHoid
    Hahaha Now the Stormfather had millions of farts traveling in his direction with bits of hot tea. Now he was infuriated. He called for his Fartspren.
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    Ok thanks, so I'll just go with a dark blue of some kind!
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    Now the Stormfather in retaliation, made a huge Highstorm that blew scalding cups of tea everywhere that farted in your face. You betcha! Just trying to keep this story as random as possible with as much juvenile humor!
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    Butt's inkspren was named Tarts Farts. She was an okay historian of farts; which studies the history of the most impressive and disruptive farts ever. Well, at least you could say she tries, bless her dear spren heart, but she read all the texts diagonally and upside down. This led to some interesting conclusions. You see, Butt filed his taxes incorrectly, so the Stormfather nudged Tarts Farts to bond with Butt as she would irritate Butt enough as punishment for filing his taxes incorrectly. The Stormfather was proper satisfied and promptly made himself a cup of tea.
  8. whattheHoid
    So it's 2016 in Cosmere in this story?
  9. whattheHoid
    They never noticed this before as they had underdeveloped eyes and due to the fact that Butt was always vying for Elend Venture's approval.
  10. whattheHoid
    Sebarial had also procured a picture of Butt and Kyle's parents. Which was which was up to you though.
  11. whattheHoid
    257.g. Do the aforementioned, unless your death in someway allows a dark force loose. 258. If you are the hero or close to the hero, train yourself in some type of in world equivalent of martial arts, swordplay, archery. Don't be a damsel in distress! (I'm looking at you Peach Toadstool!) This applies if you aren't either hero or whatnot. If some people are commenting about changes on the wind or something bad is coming and it's more than one person and there is a known prophecy, get fit and trained for your in world apocalypse. Don't be caught with your pants down! Sidenote, much apologies if this rule has been mentioned, I read through so many, that I've forgotten some of them!
  12. whattheHoid
    Sebarial, however had a hidden cache of money and embarrassing photos of Butt and Kyle. He uses them.
  13. whattheHoid
    Many thanks!! @Mistspren! It's cool! Everyone is always sending me letters all the time! Frost, Edgli, Cultivation - well she used to but than I made her mad. She is soo touchy!
  14. whattheHoid
    Happy Birthday to everyone I've never said Happy Birthday to and Happy Birthday to @Mistspren and @Rhapsody. Happy travels through the Cosmere!!
  15. whattheHoid
    So he rebranded it to Sticky Icky®. He thought it had a nice ring to it.
  16. whattheHoid
    Question is in the title. My birthday is coming up and I'm getting myself a Bridge Four tattoo. I would like to get in Kholin Blue. I've been digging around and I've gotten shades from cobalt to cerulean, to navy. I would like to get the tattoo in the shade closest to Kholin Blue because obvi Bridge Four and the Kholins are all amazing!! Thanks so much for your help guys!! *Bridge Four salute!*
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    Can't wait to read this!! I've read sample chapters and they are tantalizingly delicious!!
  18. whattheHoid
    But now, Uncle Sebarial had heard of this breadsticks company and decided as Highprince of Commerce that it was time to launch his StickyPumpkin Tack Company ®. It was almost like it sounds, a thumbtack that was accidentally dropped in sticky pumpkin. Perfect for those cool Autumn nights.
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    It does almost make sense, time to channel my inner Herald/Fused and make complete gibberish. Then a guy from Ulan-Battor, Mongolia sent Goku an Apple, a dish, and a mechanical keyboard.
  20. whattheHoid
    Interesting theory! I always took the screams Szeth hears and that Dalinar hears to be 1. Because of his violent past and 2. Because they are Invested. With Dalinar, since he is a Bondsmith, it made sense to me as out of all the Orders of Radiants, that Order would have the strongest/easiest time Connecting to the Spiritual Realm. Since this happens all throughout the cosmere, I think the stronger your Connection is the easier it is to hear the Spiritual Realm, perhaps the Cognitive Realm as well too. I wouldn't be surprised if the Unmade have "corrupted" that Connection, at least specifically on Roshar. Perhaps they can see into the person's character and weaknesses and mentally torture them to the point where their Spiritual Webs crack even further, allowing their influence on person to become stronger. Maybe weakening them towards not only their influence, but Odium's as well?
  21. whattheHoid
    Master Guko was Master Goku's rival; he was pleased at his demise.
  22. whattheHoid
    257.e. If your prophetic dreams are actually real events happening in the dream world, don't be stupid if you die there, you die in real life. Tread with caution and keep your imaginations under control! (I'm looking at you silly Aes Sedan, who think you know everything!) I think if you couldn't guess the major theme for any of my rules in any world, fantasy or not is: Don't be stupid! Think!
  23. whattheHoid
    These Thermonuke were filled with Reese's pieces.
  24. whattheHoid
    257.a. Sidenote, your prophetic/foreshadowing dream could be sent by an enemy force/ Dark Lord to trick you or to find where you're at. Get some magical protection circle, some metal or anything that could help you occlude the enemy forces. If these are your powers manifesting, get trained asap and congrats! If you're recieving these dreams chances are you are the hero, someone close to the hero, or someone who will be important to the hero.
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    256. I know it's hard, but if you are betrayed by the hero, chances are you are 1. On the wrong side or 2. The hero has no choice as the fate of the world/universe is at stake. Best hope for you is to move on and hey, at least you played a part in literal life changing events. And who knows, you could write a bestselling novel about it! Eh? Movie franchises! Video games! Make that money, yo! Turn that betrayal into capital gains!
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