Ishar

Why not? I have a watermelon

I'm winning

Receives crowbar *inserts dents* (also known as hitting it repeatedly with a hammer)

me: delays inevitable loss

Nameless did not account for the fact that the forcefield's source was inside of the jellyfish, making it impossible to remove the jellyfish from the forcefield.

You make the assumption that I have a soul.

summons

Communicating (also, we are trying to reach the opposite of the word "trapped" right?)

Nah, we are definitely all just losing over and over again while attempting to win.

Sounds too hard to burn... Somebody else can have it...

But the cup fort was unable to keep out the solar radiation.

Everyone is born with a set of different, unique powers, which they cannot use, and have to trade to other people, leading to bartering for powers. Fidget Spinners

If you spell "lose" the wrong way things get loose.

I would love to know what you are going to use it for. What about a bottle of Purell? I'll take that, and burn it. We seem to be burning a lot of things on this thread. I've got some firestarter.

You are unsuccessful.

2 ninjas, 2 posts, one winner, who will win?

Without gummy bears, 1 would be unable to survive.

I really need to reread mistborn soon...

Choosing

But 1 had a single problem.

Hmmm... I think the true victory would be to stop wasting your time on this thread. Everybody except me should definitely take that victory and never post on here again.

Granted. I wish for a pet moth and for @Truthless of Shinovar to suffer from a moth infestation.

You never said the books actually have to be in a bonfire... So yay! Many books! Granted, but you will be stabbed in the gut and die. I wish for somebody else to make a wish.

Who's Gneorndin? That rings absolutely 0 bells for me.

Except for 1