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Hmmm... I think the true victory would be to stop wasting your time on this thread. Everybody except me should definitely take that victory and never post on here again.

Granted. I wish for a pet moth and for @Truthless of Shinovar to suffer from a moth infestation.

You never said the books actually have to be in a bonfire... So yay! Many books! Granted, but you will be stabbed in the gut and die. I wish for somebody else to make a wish.

Who's Gneorndin? That rings absolutely 0 bells for me.

Except for 1

I am pretty sure there is no world in which that counts as "many choices"

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And so, the vents and radiators declared war.

The Leg was also trained in use of the dagger.

*wonders what I am getting myself into by posting for the first time on this thread*

You get nothing. *inserts Nightblood*

I don't know either of the people who said those quotes, but they sound true. 7/10 (I am pretty sure I don't even have a signature set up...) (Edit: yeah, I don't...)

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I feel like TenSoon would fit, except they are invested... Same with Kaladin... I mean, maybe Venli, but there are a lot of clues she doesn't quite fit (I think)... Part of me is also thinking Hoid, but once again clue 2 comes in... I'm pretty lost... Maybe Gavilar, but I am still just grasping at strings... The clues have a way of on the surface looking clear, but at the same time being incredibly vague. What defines a "catastrophic event" or "a conflict."? Maybe Moash, but I don't think clue 4 applies to him... Maybe Elhokar, but again I am not sure about clue 4... Well... I think I covered all of my possible ideas... and just to summarize, they include: TenSoon. Kaladin, Venli, Hoid, Gavilar, Moash, and Elhokar.

Granted, but it takes 1 month for each person's turn, and requires 6 players. I wish for enough good books to last through quarantine.

This sounds explosive! Fun! (*crosses fingers and mutters under breath "Please be cesium"*) I've got 2 kilograms of 80% Carbon 14

When you have access to basically the entire internet, but find yourself here

Done. Many, many, many times. @Ashspren can attest to that. I also got my school library to order copies of Mistborn, Reckoners, Skyward, and tWoK (with help from another friend). I am disappointed I have never seen anybody wearing cosmere related clothing, although I almost bought a friend a doomslug shirt for his birthday (I am not sure what happened to that plan). Also, am I the only one who just legitimately asks people I have been talking to if they have read Sanderson books? I met somebody a couple weeks ago who had read Mistborn. The key is to push the conversation in a direction where the question "Are you familiar with Sanderson books?" isn't out of place, or, ask it even though it is out of place. Other, far more reasonable and logical ways: Randomly shout out "Destroy Evil" or ask the people around you if they want to destroy evil. Ask people if they want to be fire, insisting that they could be fire. If they respond with "I am a stick," you know it has worked. (This one works really well, doesn't make people think you are crazy at all...) Constantly mutter sanderson references under your breath, and when asked, blame it on Ruin. (This one is very effective at making sure you only meet sanderfans) I think the point of this thread is to compile strategy's so that when social distancing is no longer needed to keep people safe, we can all go out and find a ton of sanderfans to make up for sanderfans that we could not find during this time period.

I am doing fine, thank you.

ykyasf when you are playing a video game (If anyone is familiar with Town of Salem), and you put in a note "*Everstorm approaches*" and one of the other players immediately asks "When do the parshendi show up?"

When you are at a speech competition and one of the proctors talks about how it isn't about who wins or loses, (He said something very similar to destination, but I don't think he actually said destination) but it is about the journey, and you immediately whisper to your friend and fellow sanderfan who is two seats over "Journey before destination"

I first ended up reading Mistborn era 1. I have honestly no idea how I actually ended up finding Mistborn Era 1, but it is what I read first. After reading it, and then reading stormlight, I remembered a conversation I had on a minecraft server (yes, a minecraft server), where I was talking with another player about books, and they recommended the Stormlight Archives (This was at least a year before I actually read mistborn). I had also been eying Steelheart for a long time, but I never ended up reading it until after I had read Mistborn and the Way of Kings.

When you revisit this thread for the first time in 6 months to a year because people have been upvoting a bunch of your old posts.

I am not sure if the blind man is the main character... I haven't read the first chapter, but will edit this post with commentary as soon as I do.

With what we have seen of the story so far, I really don't feel qualified to say whether she should show up again, I think it would make sense, but we know so little that it is difficult to say