Ishar

*brings about the end of the world for sole purpose of winning this thread*

I do.

If the world end, everybody dies, meaning my post would be the last post, meaning I win.

What if the world ended at this very moment? I guess I would win.

Did you try it? What did it translate too?

Double yay.

Look, there are no hemalurgic spikes in the waffles. Only in the cookies... And the pancakes... And now that I think about, also probably the waffles...

*wonders what a Nathrang is*

I'd like to see you prove that it even is a fact.

That is only true until it isn't

*instructs storm to try meditation or yoga*

No. It made me sick. Too much sugar.

Oh, ok... Either way it was delicious

*consumes waffle* Wait, was I supposed to use that for something?

*Wonders at about 30 questions related to the blowing gold: How big are the gold pieces? What is the speed of the wind? Are the pieces in an aerodynamic form? What is the mass of the gold? What is the air pressure? etc*

*winning*

Gets angry parents *inserts blood sample*

Storms don't scare me.

Are they filled? Either way salt shakers never hurt anybody (except for that one guy I threw a salt shaker at). I have a stapler with no staples

*vomits in salad*

When this is what you turn in for your math project: (the project was to design something using conic sections)

Can you clarify what "Shortish" means in this context?

And you lost.

huh

Gets linear algebra *inserts Stick*