Look, there are no hemalurgic spikes in the waffles. Only in the cookies... And the pancakes... And now that I think about, also probably the waffles...
*Wonders at about 30 questions related to the blowing gold: How big are the gold pieces? What is the speed of the wind? Are the pieces in an aerodynamic form? What is the mass of the gold? What is the air pressure? etc*