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AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
SpoilerI hate absolutely everything
SpoilerPicture this:
You’re exhausted after a long day. You can’t wait to just get in your bed and sleep. You start to get ready for bed by taking a shower. As you are in the shower, you feel comfortable and safe. A warm shower is a physical representation of the deepest parts of your comfort zone. You are in your most vulnerable state, in the most private location. Everything is calm, peaceful, and quiet.
Then, movement out of the corner of your eye. You turn and are instantly paralyzed in fear. Right there on the shower curtain, exactly at eye level, mere INCHES from your face, is a creature so horrible that it must’ve been intentionally created by some malicious being, for nature would never allow such a monstrosity to come into existence. A monstrosity with sharp, segmented legs, huge pincers of death, and a long, curved, wicked tail, raised to strike at its victim. And it’s running right at you.
You jump out of the shower as fast as possible to get away from the scorpion.
SpoilerTHAT WAS ME
20 MINUTES AGO
SpoilerI’m scarred for life
SpoilerIt was RIGHT THERE. Exactly at EYE LEVEL.
I literally could’ve licked it, it was SO CLOSE.SpoilerTook me ages to finally kill it, it sprinted up the shower curtain and on to the rod. I could get into detail about the epic battle that resulted, but honestly, I want to stop thinking about it.
SpoilerSo yeah, that’s how my nights been going. How are y’all?
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Ok, so, picture this. It’s the very end of a huge fantasy saga. The heroes and their armies are in the depths of the underworld, about to head into battle against hordes of demons and monsters. All the troops are lined up on both sides. Fire and brimstone surround them all.
Then the epic bad-a warrior character turns too look at the main character.
“Well. Here we are. We might not make out of here. But before we fall, there’s one thing we gotta do.” Then he turns and addresses the troops.
“LET’S RAZE SOME HELL” -
Today is the anniversary of both Abraham Lincoln’s assassination and the sinking of the titanic.
Man.
Today sucks.
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@Chinkoln why the ish?
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Because today is Wednesday, literally, giving the realist part. But then you misspelled the word. I couldn’t tell if it was intentional or not, so I added the ish.
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Because of numerous factors, my school day ends at 11:45 am. 3 hour school day. Pog.
