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They then immediately heal from that, or soulcast the fire into water and enjoy a shower, or soulcast the dragon into fire for irony's sake, or stab it with a Shardblade, or dump it into the CR and never have to deal with it, or... Also the entire order because we've seen the entire order abandoning their blades. Spiritual healing, bye bye curse. Shards can also read minds. As for 'You can't lose a war if you know what your enemy is going to do.' I agree, so we both agree that Sanderson wins. Because, you know, he has an entire army that can know what their enemy is going to do. Assuming they somehow didn't get noticed by the tin savant, they would have a split second of celebration before their head explodes when he doesn't care about that arrow in any way because of course he doesn't because he's functionally immortal. Good way for Tolkien to send some elves to their deaths though.

The DA aren't participating in this government, so you might want to have a secondary guild for the purposes of this vote at least if you do join.

Intentional?

We also agreed that they never interfere in anything.

Sudiov will definitely register for TUBA as well. But you seem to have left him out of all of your PMs for some reason, should probably fix that.

Devotions god metal. Because what else should people be devoted to if not the deliciousness of cookies?

Of course you may, excellent idea. Have you considered a career with the DAs Hemalurgic baking division?

Here is someone who can see sense. Welcome to the forums! Can I interest you in a welcome cookie? May include superpowers.

You also get to avoid Voidus thinking he owns the GBs if he gets out

See I have a PM but I feel like that probably wouldn't end well for whichever character you want to use

Welcome to the forums! It's worth noting that the cookie also contains free super powers, something that some people conveniently forget to mention when trying to convince people to avoid them. So if you're interested in free superpowers and science then you should try the DA, if you want to only have access to bland, uninteresting, nonmagical cookies then try TUBA.

Would need a blessing of Potency at the least to pull that off, Chasmfiends need to form a symbiotic relationship with spren to enable them to move in spite of their weight.

Yeah whenever you see someone behaving oddly, it's usually a safe bet that it was an old DA experiment.

Welcome! This topic is intended for new players or people who are thinking about joining the Alleyverse, or possibly just people who are curious as to what the deal is with these cookies. If that sounds like you then prepare yourself for the insanity that is the Alleyverse, if that doesn't sound like you then maybe just keep reading anyway and see if the madness convinces you to join. What is the Alleyverse? The Alleyverse is a Free Form Role Playing Game (FFRPG) played on the forum. It takes place in the Alleyverse, a universe where all of Brandons worlds and magic systems coexist. Hemalurgic monsters exist, as do Elantrians, Mistborn, Chasmfiends, Knights Radiant, Awakeners and a few poor saps trying to rebuild a city that we destroyed. Worldhoppers from all over the cosmere and beyond journey to the Alleyverse to interact with each other and the local guilds (More on them later). Players create characters within this universe and interact with each other in a group Role Play and collaborative story. How do I get started? Well if you have any specific questions feel free to ask them here and one of our moderators will try to answer them for you. But if you want to dive right into the deep end then you can try creating a character profile for yourself in the character creation thread and some of us will give feedback and help to workshop the character so that it can fit within the greater world of the Alleyverse. We also have a chat thread where a bunch of random discussions take place so it's a good idea to introduce yourself there so all the other players can know that you exist and say hi (Most of us don't bite). If you're curious about the world of the Alleyverse and want to learn more about it we have a 'Guide to the Alleyverse' thread here that has some more detailed information about the world, or we also have a wiki! And... That's more or less it. I'll have some frequently asked questions here that will hopefully grow over time, if you have any further questions feel free to ask us below. I hope you enjoy the rabbit hole of chaos and madness that we affectionately call the Alleyverse. FAQ Q. What is the deal with these cookies? A. Well this one is sort of on me, way back in the dark ages there was a poll on the forum for what your favourite magic system was, I replied that my favourite was Hemalurgy (Because it clearly is) and someone jokingly replied that I should be added to a list of 'people to avoid in Dark Alleys'. This was the unofficial birth of the guild known as the DA (Dark Alley). Now at the same point in time I also had a habit of sending people pictures of cookies when I was making theories, to bribe them into agreeing with me. Someone joined these two ideas and suggested that I was secretly putting Hemalurgic spikes into the cookies I was handing out and I played along until it eventually became associated with the DA. So now we occasionally hand out 'cookies' to people in introduction threads as our way of welcoming them to the forums and possibly gaining new test subjects recruits. Q. Someone told me not to eat the cookie. A. Well that's not a question but even so: don't listen to that person. Cookies are amazing and anyone who suggests otherwise is wrong by default. (Though there is a small chance that you'll lose your soul if you eat the cookie, but trust me it's worth it) Q. What are these guilds? A. Well that's a long and complex subject but basically most players and characters in the Alleyverse belong to a guild, these guilds each have different motives, resources and levels of affection for cookies. If you want to hear more about the guilds you could look in the Guilds section in the wiki for more details, or ask in the chat thread if anyone is recruiting. More to come when I'm a little less tired and when we have more questions being asked. *Note: Can our more senior players please avoid posting here unless a new players question has gone unaddressed for a while, in order to keep this simple and short I'd prefer if responses here were limited to new players and AV moderators.

Again I'm assuming you mean an extradition treaty? Or are people so sick of DA exposition that we need a treaty to stop us worldbuilding any further? Yeah that'll need to be an in character thing. And more likely a case by case situation.

May want to reconsider that cookie then

More like people would use a point system to judge whether or not a character was acceptable. If people want to be more likely to have their character accepted they can use the point system to create the character, but it should be used as a metric, not as a character creation process.

Yep. Sanderson Dragons. That being said we know little to nothing of cosmere dragons so I'd suggest avoiding using them too much.

Ok so a half mime just needs to be magnif, maje and awe-ins. Alternatively they are magnificent and only half-majestic and not at all awe inspiring.

Not eating cookies is a terrible way to survive in the Alleyverse! Even if you managed to somehow avoid dying, did you really survive if you've deprived yourself of cookies?

They only talk out of the side of their mouth?

More or less. Think it's generally accepted now, people have wanted acknowledgement that it won't account for everything and won't be super public but should be used to determine objectively whether or not a character should be considered OP.

See this is becoming an overwhelming majority now, the wedding shall proceed!

This question is amazing. Welcome to the forums @Azura (Inspired by the Elder Scrolls?)! Can I interest you in a welcome to the forum cookie? Comes with free super powers.

Welcome to the forums! I shall overlook your grave insult given that you did at least put it in a spoiler box Can I interest you in a welcome cookie? (As mentioned it may be spiked, which means free super power. I have yet to understand why some people think pointing that out is going to make people avoid them. Who doesn't like free superpowers?)