I Am Witless

And thus the adventure of the Scadrial Hitchhikers begins. A socially awkward spren, an (maybe) OP guy who looks like every other hot superhero out there, and a young woman up to her ears in cuss words set off on their journey to Elendel guided by a map of Scadrial as portrayed by the book Melly the Misting. They are watched by a mysterious man from his shop in Elendel, and his origins and purpose for observing them is unknown. But they draw closer, closer...... Oh, and they also meet Harmony, but that is a minor point. This would be; a.) The best movie in the world, or b.) The worst movie in the world.

Witless walks up to the door, realizes that it is probably a trap, and takes a LOOOOOOOONg car trip out of town to an unknown location.

@Sahin the Just, Ryder or Aurell. I don't have a preference.

You know what? You're a Popsicle. And a potted plant. And a fish. NO. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING WORSE. YOU ARE A FISH STICK.

I'd love to help with this! Do you want different authors to write each PoV, so that each character is even more unique?

Then would you be willing to except a house-cooling gift? I happen to have an immature penguin (Alcatraz style, so he can't steal any of your Investiture through spikes or breath or anything like that) that I'd like to get rid of. Would you like him as a pet?

Hi, @Philomath, have you read Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians? It's the pinnacle of ALL of Brandon's works.

I finished last night as well. I'm seriously hyped about it, but am also really sad that we've hit the most recent pages. @JemmaMYoung, you've found some more fans!

My first time RPing here on the Shard, so I'd appreciate your patience as well. Full name: Rayz "Hukumukia'kilakador" Cristasdotter Investiture: None, but by virtue of her heritage she can see spren. Nationality of the cosmere: An unholy combination of half Horneater, half Shin. Rosharan. Height: 5'5 and 1/2 inches. (The 1/2 short of 5'6 is VERY important) Age: 18 years old. Hair color: Brown, with faint blond and red tinges. Eye color: Indiscriminate: Grayish greenish bluish. Heroic history: Rayz acted as a bodyguard/odd jobs worker to a very minor merchant for several years. She accidentally saved a small mining village against an small invasion by throwing her sword - in desperation and annoyance - at the leader of the force and stabbing him through the eye by chance. She is an accidental hero. Personality: Rayz speaks more than ten Rosharan languages and enjoys playing up her accent to make people think that she's a joker. With more self-control than is warranted her, Rayz enjoys using her swordswomanship and goofy wit to make fools out of people much wiser and more experienced than she. What brought your character here? Rayz got drunk - not for the first time, but probably the last - and bragged about her capabilities to a worldhopper at the Horneater Peaks. This worldhopper decided to humble Rayz by throwing her into a perpendicularity. She's wandered around since then while trying to find a way back to Roshar and ended up at the Tower while begging for food. Somehow she got in. Picture of Rayz -Shirt untucked -Brown hair with blond/red tinges -Light skin -Thin but muscular -Wears skirt over trousers when feeling particularly feminine.

@JemmaMYoung, I just finished chapter 4 and HOLY FRICK YOUR ART AND STORYTELLING IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this? Sounds interesting!

Welcome, @Fantagio101 Have an upvote! What is your preferred Rithmatic defense to use? If you don't want to give away your breath or eat a cookie, you could have a penguin!* *Does not contain spikes. When adulthood is reached, likelihood of explosively imitating rocket-ships increases by a chance of 24601.0642%.

Hey, ya'll! Guess who's going to BYUI, and can't seem to find any Sanderson clubs? Does such an organization exist on BYUI campus, or will we have to form one? Just looking for people to fangirl/boy with in the upcoming (freezing) semesters!

The movie "Gods and Generals" about the Civil war. The end of THoA, even though I knew how it was going to end. The epilogue of Les Miserables, whatever version I'm watching. Because ALL OF THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE SINGING ABOUT LOVE AND NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

@theRoyalDingus, it's actually just a penguin, but not a fully matured one. I'm not part of the DA. Quite the opposite, in fact...... @Calderis, Alcatraz 5 reference.

@tenthfool, Welcome, and have an upvote! This is a great idea! I'm no theorist, but the connections are valid. I was just gonna say that they are both comedic reliefs, but you put it through it's paces! Warning, I wouldn't suggest giving away your breath or eating a cookie. Alternatively, you could have a penguin!* *Does not contain spikes. When adulthood is reached, likelihood of explosively imitating rocket-ships increases by a chance of 24601.0642%.

@deacon, it took me FOREVER to find the quote button. Good for you for getting so technologically advanced so soon! Do you like crustaceans in general, or just crabs? And do you like spiders?

@deacon, Welcome, and have an upvote! What is your favorite part of Brandon's worldbuilding? I wouldn't suggest giving away your breath or eat a cookie. Alternatively, you could have a penguin!* *Does not contain spikes. When adulthood is reached, likelihood of explosively imitating rocket-ships increases by a chance of 24601.0642%.

@Uscri, Welcome, and have an upvote! I wouldn't suggest giving away your breath or eat a cookie. Alternatively, you could have a penguin!* *Does not contain spikes. When adulthood is reached, likelihood of explosively imitating rocket-ships increases by a chance of 24601.0642%.

"I have no idea what the Dark Alley is." This is HILARIOUS. Also, I didn't realize that his voice was so high-pitched?

Hah, if you feel like giving it more upvotes then I'll try to share it with the newbies before @Archer or maybe @ElephantEarwax gets to them. Danke!

Awwwww, @podman36, thank you! I also snuck (right tense?) a Les Miserables reference in there. I'd appreciate upvotes, specially ones that turn me uber-powerful. XD Whoa. People are actually doing this. Thanks guys and gals! I appreciate your appreciation.

Doesn't really constitute as a threat, but..... "Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett "May your genitals sprout wings and fly away." - Terry Pratchett "O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this." - William Shakespeare

@Quell, what is your position on earth-based penguins?