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  1. I Am Witless
    How does Stormlight effect the menstrual cycle (in regards to headaches, cramps, bleeding, etc)?
  2. I Am Witless
    So he died. And was reincarnated as Brandon Sanderson's evil twin who publishes a bad romance novel every two months with the exact same plot.
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    I'm gonna actually use swipe-type on this one. An illegitimate semester murders a group of innocent soldiers who sought top project g.p.o. My guinea pigs are attention hogs, and like eating hay.
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    Because at some point in time he had changed his name from Butt to Bob.
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    Then something horrible happens.
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    The universe blowing up (or down, or out, or in) was entirely Butt's fault. Even a neutron star can't stand that much gas at once. And anyone who thinks that I'm gonna stop making flatulence jokes has never met me.
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    Does "killing each other" count as part of the whole guild wars thing?
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    We shall not, for those of a more delicate disposition, say exactly how Butt's but butted in, but it might be said with certainty that it affronted multiple senses in varying degrees. Ninja'd. Dang it.
  9. I Am Witless
    Yes it is! Thanks for sharing that. I just wanted to remind people of it, and I somehow lost track of it.
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    First off, I have no idea where this should go, but this seemed better than the book forums. May is Mental Health Month. There are a lot of people here on the Shard who have serious mental illnesses that incapacitate them, illnesses like anxiety and depression. Anxiety and depression are just some of the better-known ones. There's a whole lot more that goes on behind closed doors, Multiple Personality Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Depersonalization/Derealization, Schizophrenia, PTSD. All of the nasties that we like to pretend don't exist, but make a lot of people's lives a living hell. Ignoring when our friends struggle is callous and vile. So I would like to invite you all, TUBA, DA, Stick-ers, Ghostbloods, Liebrarians, and guildless to turn your profile picture green and/or spread the word in your signature. Discuss it, don't disown it. We live, we love, we fight for each other. #silentnomore
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    I've always thought of them as flattened on both sides, so that they don't roll away, slightly ovular. About 3/4 of an inch across.
  12. I Am Witless
    AHA I FOUND IT. Now I need to read all of this. So, a couple things. 1.) Do you have a better character bio for Aurell? 2.) Is there a PM for this? 3.) Does she have magic? 4.) Do you still need help with the magic system? 5.) What the heck and I supposed to do right now?
  13. I Am Witless
    Loki. Killmonger. Thanos. Sadeas, because just as you thought that he was a good guy he stabbed Dalinar in the back.
  14. I Am Witless
    I agree with @Ammanas. It's pretty clear.
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    I have to choose between Edgedancer and Allomancer Jak? Fooey.
  17. I Am Witless
    Consider this a more.... modern post. Catch-up for those who missed it last time.
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    What is something that you, as a Sanderfan, are ashamed of? I, for example, have only read the Mistborn series all the way through once. I also believed - until I came on here - that Alcatraz was Hoid's backstory. A certain someone on here who is a MAJOR influence on the forums and guilds ( as in, HUGE) didn't read the Stormlight Archive until a few weeks ago. Are there any obvious jokes that you missed, books you haven't read, or opinions you hold (within the fanbase) that are extremely unpopular? Really stoopid theories? Embarrassing, cringy posts? Confess!
  19. I Am Witless
    Yes, I am. And I'd like to be a Knight of Honor.
  20. I Am Witless
    Hi! I'd LOVE to join!
  21. I Am Witless
    It then explodes from nothingness into everythingness, because apparently universes do that.
  22. I Am Witless
    Hey guys, I'mma make a bit more serious post. May is Mental Health Month. There are a lot of people here on the Shard who have serious mental illnesses that incapacitate them, illnesses like anxiety and depression. Anxiety and depression are just some of the better-known ones. There's a whole lot more that goes on behind closed doors, Multiple Personality Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Depersonalization/Derealization, Schizophrenia, PTSD. All of the nasties that we like to pretend don't exist, but make a lot of people's lives a living hell. Ignoring when our friends struggle is callous and vile. So I would like to invite you all, TUBA, DA, Stick-ers, Ghostbloods, Liebrarians, and everyone else, to turn your profile picture green and/or spread the word in your signature. We live, we love, we fight for each other. #silentnomore
  23. I Am Witless
    The hamsters suddenly turn into guinea pigs, because guinea pigs are FAR superior to hamsters.
  24. I Am Witless
    Welcome, @Zath! Any cookies that you are offered might be spiked. How did you end up on the back of an elephant?
  25. I Am Witless
    Three giant penguins landed outside of the city, silent and elegant with their rocket-powered butts. "We would like like to treaty with you."
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