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From the album: Chasmfiend - Pencil and Pen
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Chasmfiend - Pencil and Pen
Images added to a gallery album owned by I Am Witless in Stormlight Archive Art
My bf's youngest brother loves dragons, so when he saw a picture of a chasmfiend he asked me to draw him one for his birthday. -
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From the album: Chasmfiend - Pencil and Pen
My bf's youngest brother likes dragons a lot. He saw a picture of a chasmfiend and asked me to draw him on. Sorry for the poor quality.© Shakespearedragonprincess
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
I Am Witless replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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2nd Most Powerful Alleyverse Character
I Am Witless replied to Lord Meeker's topic in The Alleyverse
I misunderstood what the poll was about (read the title too fast) and I chose who I thought was the 2nd most powerful person in the alleyverse, not RP character. -
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Yzabet explored the mountainside around her camp. This seemed a good enough place to stay, at least for another week. She needed time to be alone, time to recover.
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Yzabet chewed on a strip of beef jerky in her mountain-side camp.
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Yzabet decides to camp on the mountainside while her RP-er goes on a week-long vacation with no wifi.
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Yzabet resisted the whole way, but didn't seem to be able to beat him because his RPer decided to cut out her PoV of the scene. Eventually, she summoned Jael and slashed at the man who was somehow carrying her with one hand even though she weighed 130 lbs and was wearing Shardplate. He dropped her on a rock slide and jumped away.
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Yzabet shot a killing glare at Veil. "He was my husband, and I have no need for your frivolities."
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Yzabet let him go and glanced around, her anger draining away as swiftly as it had appeared. "You said poison killed him?"
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Yzabet looked between the two, then wilted. Her armored hand was still around Li TaiRu's throat, but she lowered her Shardblade. "Who killed him?"
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Yzabet, quick as a snake, grabbed Li TaiRu by the neck, and pointed her sword at Veil. "Nobody. Move. Explain."
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Yzabet blinked at Rhazien suddenly fell to the ground. People coalesced around him, stealing from the corpse. "I." She felt like she should do something more, but...... but this wasn't how it was supposed to be. Grief and rage mixed, and Yzabet summoned her shardplate and shardblade all at once. She ran at the people around the corpse, swinging her shardblade.
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As Yzabet came closer, she realized that the house wasn't just battered. It was destroyed. She got off of the horse and walked towards Rhazien. "I thought you said we'd have a ranch suite?"
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Yzabet could see the ranch house on the horizon. Storms, she was sorer than a cow during a highstorm. The house seemed to be a bit battered. That seemed to be the general state of buildings around Rhazien.
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Yzabet continues traveling, hoping that the fourth wall doesn't get broken because her RP-er is bored since it obviously isn't nightfall yet.
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Yzabet continued riding off into the horizon. She'd been riding for two days now. It wasn't very easy, riding a horse without a saddle and no previous riding experience, but she pulled it off. Their ranch house was three days out from Elendel, and she was almost there. Then she'd set up a new lab, and transfer all of her other experiments and pets to their new home.
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Yzabet left the TUBA headquarters. She dodged several traps that [TOP SECRET] . Most of them were of her own design, and [TOP SECRET]. The TUBA headquarters were impossible to break into without [TOP SECRET], which had so far put off several [TOP SECRET] who had attempted to [TOP SECRET] . Yzabet stepped into the TUBA headquarter's Scadrial building, a small bakery on the edge of Elendel. On her back was a pack full of clothes and other miscellaneous items, and at her side was a sphere pouch full of Stormlight. All that she needed was money, so that she could actually get where she needed to be. Usually she hired herself out as a bouncer or bodyguard whenever she needed some extra cash, but she didn't have time for that. Yzabet would just have to walk. Or she could steal a horse. That would work. Prancing up to a cab, Yzabet took a moment to pet the horse, then used Adhesion to slip off all of it's tack. She'd only ridden a horse a few times before, and never bareback, but she'd use Adhesion to stay on. Tossing the cab driver a sphere - more than enough to buy the horse - Yzabet mounted and rode off.
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"Aw, whosa cutey wooty widdle pooty? Are you cutey wooty widdle pooty?" Yzabet said, cupping the small creature in her hands. It stared up at her in interest, judging the jumping distance between it's current position and her nose. It was a spider. The crooning from the cluttered room could be heard all over TUBA headquarters. The general opinion was that any time that Yzabet was pampering her spiders was a good time - most other times all you heard from her landmine lab/bedroom/chemical dump/library were minor explosions, occasional screaming, and the hiss of poisons mixing with strong fertilizers. Probably the most feared noise produced by Yzabet was when she exited the danger zone and proclaimed that "Little X has escaped, the smart little thing". Sometimes X was a large, poisonous, intelligent spider. Sometimes X was a plant. Sometimes X was a never-before-seen creature created from where toxins had mixed. Today, Yzabet had come back to say goodbye. She and Rhazien had run around after their honeymoon trying to figure out the normal things that newly married couples do, like where they would live, who was the breadwinner, and what they would do with all of the crockpots that they had gotten as wedding presents. There were fourteen. Yzabet had been in the process of grabbing some clothes when she had come across her "cutey wooty widdle pooty", a jumping spider the size of a Brazilian Wandering Spider. "I have to go back to daddy. I'm sorry, baby. You'll have to fend for yourself, won't you? You'll have to grow up, just like the rest of us." Yzabet sighed at that, and set down her pet, then gathered the rest of her things into a backpack. Rhazien had promised a ranchhouse in the Roughs on Scadrial, which seemed like a decent place to stay. She might even be able to relocate her lab, but right now they just needed to get everything in order. "I'll be back, babies!" She called, kissing the leaf of a plant. The plant started oozing. Yzabet closed and locked the door behind her. On the insistence of her fellow TUBA members, she had made it so that the door could be locked from the outside, but not unlocked from the inside. It was time to go to her new home.
