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"Yes. Because of your storming pride. You'd rather be with the group of people that you founded - people over whom you have power - than with those who actually care about you. Proud and power-hungry, that's all that you are." That.... That last barb hadn't been intentional, but it slipped out anyway. Yzabet squared her shoulders, lifted her chin, crossed her arms, and stared at where his eyes would have been.
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She could see his hesitation, his pain, the way that he was stiff, like he had been beaten or tortured. What could she say? What needed to be said? "I know why you left TUBA. I know why you left us." .....That probably wasn't it.
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Yzabet didn't move away from him, but she didn't welcome his intended touch. "Me? Bloodsealings? Forgery? What sort of person do you think that I am, Rhaizen?"
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Yzabet started at the mention of Dakhor. She'd expected hemalurgy, but Dakhor was the next worse thing. He seemed almost desperate. Like he had back then, when they had been closer, so much closer.... Yzabet blinked, ignoring the memories. "I watch my friends. I made a tracking agent long ago that glows under a certain type of light. It sticks around for a couple years once in your skin."
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Yzabet tilted her head, her curiosity overwhelming her for just a moment. "Honorblades? You have honorblades...... And you need investiture." Her eyes widened slightly. You're assuming. Her spren, Jael, reminded her. Good scientists don't make assumptions. But he doesn't feel right. He feels very, very, very wrong.... Stay guarded. This place is evil. Yzabet blinked, making careful eye contact with him. "Rhaizen, what sort of systems of Investiture? Obviously you have honorblades, but what else have you got? There are some systems that are more..... corrupted than others. You know that." He knows that. He knows what he's doing. Oh Storms.
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"I came to check up on you. See how you are. If you need to be brought back to a safe place," Her voice was harsh. "And I left my experiments long enough to hear that you're doing.... something." She glared, arms still at her sides, making it clear that she was the one in control here. Rhaizen looked uncomfortable. He should be. She wasn't a weak woman, even without powers. And she was also an Edgedancer of the fourth ideal, though she hadn't made that public to him. "What are you doing?"
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Yzabet's eyebrows were contorted into a shape that could only be described as angry caterpillars. Her face, normally light and perky, was dark and pissed. "Rhaizen." The tall shadow of Jaddeth loomed over her, accentuating her mood.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
I Am Witless replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Welcome, @Arlin! Have an upvote! Which character in SA (Stormlight Archive) do you most relate to?
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Rosharan Spiders? or their equivalent?
I Am Witless replied to Mordray's topic in Stormlight Archive
I like spiders, and I agree with a lot of things that people have said on here, so I'll just post a few pictures of spiders with carapace/hard body parts, just to give people an idea what sort of "carapace" spiders have and how it might look on cremlings. The thing is, most spiders don't have a hard abdomen, so it's difficult to say what a Rosharian spider might look like. The last image is a random thing that I found, and could possibly be a cremling spider look-alike. -
Sazed (as himself) and Odium. Odium would try to quietly, subtly manipulate you into doing wrong, while Sazed would help you lead yourself into doing right. So..... it would be like real life.
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"I've just been calling everyone tight butt. Storms, that's your name?"- 111800 replies
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In IRL, do you actually like Alcatraz, or do you not actually like him, hence the Liebrary? Or is the Liebrary just for fun because we're all stoopid on here?
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core of the earth Alcatraz BREAKS the EARTH!
I Am Witless replied to Sparkrunner's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
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Butt became confused; Too many narrators were trying to tell his story.- 111800 replies
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If Alcatraz were a movie......
I Am Witless replied to I Am Witless's topic in Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
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I was listening to the Alcatraz audiobook, and I started brainstorming about how fun it would be to have an Alcatraz movie. Asides. Alcatraz has a lot of asides, especially in the beginnings of chapters. It would be fun to set these up like Kuzco's asides in The Emperors New Groove, only there would be more of them. It would also be cool to have random ones in the middle of a scene where Alcatraz has to explain something. What do you guys think? How would you like to see Alcatraz as a movie?
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The Ultimate List of Questions for Brandon
I Am Witless replied to Chaos's topic in Cosmere Discussion
That sucks. Here we have a go-to pain "medication" with no side effects and it doesn't work on the most commonplace pain in the world. :/
