Borio Singaldi

So did I! However, the thing is... that's not the original quote. Brandon misquotes himself every time he writes it.

Eliminated... The Grand Indigestion, obviously. It's in the city of the ten pancakes, Yeddaw! Granted, one of them is a lie, but I have no doubt the nine that are real are absolutely scrumptious! Where is the best place to hide from an angry whitespine?

Milk. Yes, it's stupid. So was I. At some point when I was a little lad, I decided I didn't like milk and didn't want to drink it, and only did very occasionally when it had chocolate syrup mixed in. Then at some point in 3rd grade, I decided to try normal milk again, and realized it wasn't so bad as I had convinced myself it was. Now I thrive on it these days. I probably drink more milk than anyone else in my family. I love milk.

Okay folks, it's release day! I am back with some new memes for y'all. Spoilered for size. We want to know! Oh, I'm sure we've all done this to some effect at some point: Climax of Oathbringer; the graphic novel edition: I love Allik Neverfar, don't you? This is what all the cool kids are saying these days: Those sneaky Shardbearer bozos: I didn't make this one, but this is basically what would have happened if Odium took up the Shards he had killed: I didn't make this either, but here's your daily dose of Danklinar: Ooh, one more I didn't make but found interesting based on recent events: Back to ones I made... This frustrates me to no end: As does this little secret Brandon's keeping from us: But I know that I must simply... I will never cease to reiterate this: I'm sure our admins and mods have a lot of fun with people like this: Here's something to watch out for in Mistborn rereads : Ugh, this is exhausting. Why do I keep doing these? P.S. *snicker* Hey guys... I just posted 17 memes here. *dabs*

KENTON! BRING ME MY BOOMBOX! IT'S IMPORTANT FOR THE RITUAL!!!

They didn't.

In the Lift interlude in WoR, we hear that the viziers of Azir are praying to Yaezir to save them from their perilous situation of the past two Primes being killed. Thing is, it was Yaezir's own Blade that killed those Primes.

So he never found out that Humpty Dumpty was really a...

I'm flattered. Trek

Butt realized that in the story of Humpty Dumpty, it was never specified that Humpty Dumpty was an egg at all, which was disturbing news to him.

Ordinary

Willow

Universe L was the Last Post Wins!!! thread that Butt took a moment to leap into and win before returning to this thread in the still-safe Universe B.

Butt Venture leapt out of the binding limitations of the Longest Thread universe to win this game and give free vodka stolen from Uncle Brandy to all the losers.

But he normally went by Earl.

I don't know much about the Knights Awkward, but I'm sure they're swell. 8/10 because I'm generous. You are up to date with the Longest Thread, which I am very proud of. 11/10 Thank you for introducing me to that thread. 10/10 Average: 9.66666.../10, but I'll round up to ten out of ten.

Oh, were we posting victory memes? Doesn't make much sense to, since you all lost.

Me too.

And a potato chip up his nose.

Dockson

Glowing

Thank you, Jebus. And to mark the occasion of transferal, I have one more song to share! Ironically, it's the one song I have made that I forgot to put on that list seen above. (Edit: Since this is the start of a new page, more like the list seen at the end of page 2) Hero of Ages.m4a This is a working theme of sorts used for the topic of the Hero of Ages across the series. I kind of imagine a choir of obligators Gregorian chanting this, like a legend out of their mythology.

We can't let this beat the Longest Thread.

Narrator Firerust weeped mournfully at the fact that he had missed the monumental occasion. Yoda comforted him by saying "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Unfortunately, this translated to Narrator speak as "Suck it up, you little whiner", so Firerust just cried even more. He wondered what the point of continuing to post on here would be now that the goal of the thread was achieved. He felt an emptiness in his soul, one not too different from the feeling of finishing a book series one puts all of their soul into and has no idea what to do with their life now that there is nothing left to read. Or in this case, write.

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought only of this: