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The opposite of "murderous".
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Considering what I just saw you post on Discord, well played. They watched the legendary battle eagerly, but were bummed out because they forgot to bring...- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But not before he wiped out half of all the breadm*nks ever in all realities and universes. As a result of this, he and Dallan Shavar engaged in the most epic one-on-one fight in the history of Top Ten Anime Fights history.- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Which came from the acclaimed work "The Path of Monarchs", the first book of the bestselling series "Tempestglow Library".- 66775 replies
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I need help... Valentines day is coming...
Borio Singaldi replied to Ark1002's topic in General Discussion
Two things to say: 1. I'm single on Valentine's Day too. It's okay, I'm fine with that. My family is coming home from their Europe trip that day and I'll be picking them up from the airport, so... who needs romance when you have the love of your family and the excitement of seeing them again for the first time in two weeks? That's my real reason to be excited for Valentine's Day. I could care less about the lovey dovey stuff, I'm too single anway. And guess what, y'all? Sometimes, that's okay. (It's not like I plan on it being the case forever.) 2. I've dropped my two cents, over and out. Single's Awareness Day salute! *Does Bridge Four salute* -
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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The Last Post Wins!!!!!
Borio Singaldi replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Check Ark's signature. That's why. It's blasphemous, unholy, wrong. This should probably be my last post in this thread, because I don't want this beating out the good one. So... in that case, I guess I'm the winner in more ways than one. The winner in that I'm the last person who posted here (a temporary victory), but also because this is actually my last post in this thread. Which means this post wins for being my last one! -
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Ur mum- 66775 replies
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I'm bringing "You can be whatever you want to be" to a whole new level.
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
What was relevant was the fact that Borio Singaldi was hungry for cupcakes, bacon, pancake batter, and total victory over the "Last Post Wins" thread.- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.- 66775 replies
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The Tragedy of Thaylen Field
Borio Singaldi replied to Overlord Jebus's topic in Sanderson Fan Works
WHOA, YOU KNOW THAT SONG TOO?! I just listened to it less than an hour ago. Wow, that song is a ride. Anyway, I gotta say, other than the fact that there are many typos I would love to point out, this was a very, very well written piece of fanfiction that almost feels like it was written by Brandon Sanderson himself. I'm now gonna be joking about Oathbringer's multiple endings when the topic is brought up: "Oh, which ending do you mean? The happy (Brandon) one, or the sad (Jebus) one?" A couple tiny nitpicks: I found "Oathbreaker" to be kind of tongue-in-cheek. Cheesy. Contrived. Despite that, it was kind of cool, working as a huge all-encompassing version of Vyre's knife. Also, Amaram seemed out of character to me. In OB, he showed moments of mirth and did a big character change, but still took his situation pretty seriously overall. In this version, he seems playful, immature, even childlike. Like: "Whee, I'm gonna fly around and kill Shardbearers with a grin on my face!" It was a total character turnaround. Sure, it was a turnaround in Oathbringer, but this is much more extreme. I like these little headcanon hints interspersed here and there, such as Lift being the backup plan for Honor and Cultivation and Taln being able to summon his Honorblade. Or Jasnah wearing Plate in battle. My biggest complaint, thought, is WHY IS THIS SO DEPRESSING?! Especially that "A meets B" encounter. That was the worst, you foul genius. Storm you Jebus, you mastermind you. This was so well done, and I hate it in the best possible way.- 77 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Narrator Firerust wondered why no one else noticed the sudden introduction of the all new Breadmanks, who sought to dominate the Breadmunks, Breadmunks, Breadmounks, and all other forms of Breadm*nks.- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I was planning on my 501st post being Star Wars related, but I accidentally frivolously used it on a comment on a piece of artwork. What's done is done. The anime montage was very cheesy. So cheesy, in fact, that...- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Who unknowingly worked for Borio Singaldi.- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Borio Singaldi replied to Queen Elsa Steelheart's topic in General Discussion
You forgot to Finnish the joke. They Denmark them down to keep record of them.- 328 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
But since Narrator Firerust was making his 600th post, his true form -- Borio Singaldi -- broke through the fifth wall and intervened in the story of this universe, being officially added to this canon alongside Butt and Uncle Brandy and Tom the milkman. Borio had grown in much power since the last time he had appeared, having been enlightened by the powerful spirit of Sha'Gi. Now, Borio could topple all the ghanderflaffles with his mustache at only 0/04% of his power. Then he stole all their maple syrup and poured it on his swirl eagersmart applegrove muffins. After that, he stole the aforementioned spatula and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom because it was so frickin cool and he didn't want anything to compete with his cane. The cane became a Sentient Awakened Object and started speaking to Borio, making him think he was insane and putting him into a state of paranoia and depression. But Borio Singaldi overcame this hardship by eating a...- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Then they realized it was stupid to drive a car in a tent, so they went spelunking instead.- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Oh gosh, this is the first time in a while I've burst out laughing while reading this thread. That was wit at its finest. Genius, Gancho, genius! Haha, I love it. Her hands ran away, delighted at their newfound freedom. They sailed on a ship to Canada to celebrate their freedom. And maple syrup.- 66775 replies
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Borio Singaldi replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
Borio Singaldi replied to Kidpen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
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Cosmere version of "The greatest showman"
Borio Singaldi replied to Xavier Iriarte's topic in General Brandon Discussion
I'm collaborating with another (if you're here on the Shard, I don't know your Shard username, sorry!) to do The Greatest Showman as Era 1 Mistborn.