Borio Singaldi

And decided Kelsier was a suitable match for her. She smiled. Kelsier smiled. Marsh smiled. The cat smiled. And Kelsnah became a legit thing. Someone had to do it, okay? I was tired of waiting.

So, uh... a friend of mine and I have a running joke that I'm Dilaf. Yeah. Probably because I've thought of cosplaying as him, since no one has before (as far as I know), and because I could reasonably play the part. (I'm a theatre person, and Dilaf is a very theatrical, passionate character. I love portraying intense characters.) So, I don't hate Dilaf, not like I hate some characters in other series like I think he's a cool villain. I like him as a character. He's just the right amount of infuriating and evil that it's satisfying to read him. He's one of my favorite Brandon villains, simply because he doesn't have complex moral values and is just straight up evil. He's threatening and intimidating to read, even if sometime annoying and frustrating. And like I said before, I'd love to play him, either in cosplay or film or roleplay or whatever.

The hard way.

Which was Minerva McGonagoll's tinder profile.

All the while, Kelsier and Shawn Spencer were still vying for the heart of Jasnah Kholin as they followed her through Elantris, in case the other Narrators had forgotten. Narrator Firerust found this to be a relevant story element and didn't want it forgotten. But first comes the very important tap dance routine.

I laughed out loud the first time this was brought up, and I'm laughing again looking through this thread. The stuff we do when we're hungry. I now crave homemade chullburgers. Tomorrow, maybe. *Ahem* The shell, side of goop, and weak no color were really good. Definitely recommending this place to others I know. Shell was a bit too crunchy for my taste, but that's just based on personal preference. 9/10.

He hallucinated that Shaggy was an all powerful being, thus starting the stupid meme once he voiced his delusions.

Under the unfortunate Returned named of Windbreaker.

*chuckles* Well, actually... The Spear did not like being covered in Ash. But Ash liked the spear, because she could use it to destroy likenesses of herself.

The Ghanderflaffle empire rose to take over this thread.

Who broke the rhyming scheme because he had no unk.

Made-up (I think that's a close enough opposite.) How about: Divine

The Alleyway of Fame was very Dark.

We are all irrelevant!

Narrator Firerust was disappointed that the use of bolding words had been neglected in this thread.

Boring

Maybe even a little too much.

Whoa. Did this story just become linear and sensical in the last couple pages? It's like it evolved into an AU fanfic. The story has become so normal that it's now abnormal by our standards. WE MUST RESTORE NORMALCY! Suddenly, Uncle Brandy appeared, yo-ho-ho-ing and flinging bottles of whisky at everyone who didn't look like him.

So he ate them all.

Ruffled

Is it meant to be "and the blast hit?" Because I'm treating it as if that's the case Ruigi Singaldi. DANGIT NINJA'D

He rumbled, "Airsick lowlanders. I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts."

Limited

@AonEneI'm gonna give Chaos the benefit of the doubt and say he's mad about it on behalf of all of us who are bothered by it. Plus, they're just plain annoying. I have no care for Valentine's Day this year. Just another day on the calendar. I can wait but three more years for true love...