Borio Singaldi

*facepalm* I'm losing my mind reading through this. And laughing like heck. Narrator Firerust lost his sanity and began beating away at the other narrators with salt lick sculptures of Spider-Man Noir.

But since Hoid was invincible, the jets of fire Butt inexplicably flung at him had no effect, except for singing his hair from white to black. Which is how Hoid got his Wit disguise in The Way of Kings.

*My sweetest friend* I lost the game. I II II I_

No one knew how or why Chaos did that, but they let it be.

Another double post on my own thread, urgh. My bad, but I wanted to make this announcement! I don't know if I'll keep this thread up and stuff, because I plan on putting these songs on YouTube on video eventually. I've done so with just a few. So I don't know if I'll keep putting stuff on this thread. With the exception of this one more song I've been working on over the past couple days: This is a song called "Trust" for that scene in book two where Vin went off alone after killing that army and hid away in her old hideout and Elend finds her. She talks about how she feels bad for killing so many people and doesn’t trust her judgment, then Elend responds by telling her he will trust her decisions no matter what because he’s awesome that way. So, yeah. This song is for that. Trust.m4a

Turns out, they had mistaken each other's identities and did not know one another at all, nor were they related in any way. The three Uncles parted ways, forgetting that the awkward ordeal had ever happened.

Suddenly, Uncle Vodka arrived, gulping his brandy. His eyes met those of the vodka-guzzling Uncle Brandy. "Brother?"

*But I remember everything.* I've lost count of how many times I've lost, as well as how many times I've lost and not mentioned it. Can I just stop playing?

@DatOneTallGuy, I know EXACTLY what paper you are talking about, I did the same thing in my first college English class. I am willing to participate in this interview as well. And welcome to the 17th Shard!

Well, I kind of MET BRANDON SANDERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME last night, so that's pretty FRICKIN NEATO!!! Highlight of my week for sure.

Emojis were suddenly deleted from existence when Thanos snapped, meaning Narrator Emoji could only return in his true form: The Mudkip.

But the Rosetta Stone only translated between Egyptian heiroglyphs and Greek. Let's stick to history, y'all.

Oh, dang. Face and voice reveal. Meh, I suppose it was bound to happen at some point. At least I was able to make it to the event, though it was SUPER last minute, even if I now suffer for it from being behind in sleep and homework. WORTH IT.

Something my friend once said to me: "Butterflies can't turn their heads all the way around like owls. They can't see their wings, at all. They just think they're another gross insect, but they have no idea about all the fancy colors and patterns on their backs. Everyone thinks they're beautiful, but they just can't see it. They're like "what you talking bout? I'm just a lil' flying insect. I probably look like a house fly." But it's flying with angel's wings. The irony is everyone but the butterfly can see it for what it's worth, and all it can do is listen to everyone tell it how amazing it is. It's the butterfly's choice to believe what it hears." Plus a song I made to go with it:

Aw, that's too bad. Thing is, that might have been the case for me, but I loved Harry Potter long before I ever knew it had a fanbase. So instead for me, it was a discovery that there were others like me who also liked it. I was a Harry Potter fan before I even knew it was cool. If anything, it kind of leaves me feeling like "You call yourself a Harry Potter fan? Uh, no. Not like I am. Not like I was from the earliest days of my youth." But the hype surrounding fandoms I'm not a part of does indeed sometimes turn me off from them. Like Hamilton, for example. I was immune to Hamalaria because I just found the show and the hype surrounding it so annoying, and I only ever liked two of the songs.

Do you think it's kind of funny that I agree with pretty much everything you just listed? I was force-read Ranger's Apprentice in sixth grade when my teacher chose it for read-aloud, and I couldn't bring myself to be anything but irked and dissatisfied with it. In fact, one of the main reasons I didn't like it was that everyone kept going on about how much they did like it, and it got on my nerves. Fortnite should just never exist in the first place. American football isn't even football. I don't hold too many grudges against the sport (movies like Remember the Titans softened my disdain for it), but I don't like the naming. The sport that we Americans call soccer is the only real football. Honestly, I started reading The Eye of the World months ago, and I couldn't get farther than about a hundred pages into it. It just... never captured my attention. Plus, I found it way, WAY too predictable. Like, I guessed who the Dragon Reborn was before I was even into the second chapter, simply because of how obvious it is. And I was unsurprisingly confirmed to be correct when I read about the other books in their back covers and such. I think that if such a major story event is so incredibly predictable from the very start, the story isn't really worth reading to me. I've never played Undertale, but I really like it's story and music. I'm pretty much a fan of it, despite never having played it. Fortunately, I was officially introduced to it by a friend of mine who is definitely on the non-toxic side of the fanbase. The overall fanbase, however... ugh, I don't even want to know. I just wish it wasn't so... bah, I don't even know how to word it. I don't care about FNAF. I personally think it's overrated. Haha! I agree with the Jar Jar thing! I don't hate him as much as most people do. I think he's an okay and kind of funny character who's useful in giving little children like my younger sister reason to be interested in Star Wars by being an introductory character. Start out with the kid-oriented funny junk, then move on to the real good stuff after that. For that purpose, I think it's a good thing Jar Jar's in Star Wars. Yeah, he's a good character. I feel I should list a controversial opinion of my own, now... um... I love black licorice. Like, really really love it. I may have mentioned this before.

The fiend was known only for blowing up people who sang Never Gonna Give You Up. Unfortunately and coincidentally, the fiend's name was Rick Roll. Dang it, this is what we get for posting at the exact same time.

Spiked banana bread supplied by the king of the Voidsingers...

For your excessively genius wordplay in The Longest Thread that ties us all up in loops and leaves us wondering how you managed to pull off your word twists so expertly.

I just realized that Uncle Brandy has existed on this thread longer than Butt Venture. Such a travesty... So the Grandmaster pardoned the thermonuke from life.

Please let me upvote this ASAP, Shard website, it's too beautiful... Someone had to help Society back into his bed.

This Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality story sounds very interesting... That person was Borio Singaldi.

Little necro, but I wanted to contribute: "No!" Galladon said maladroitly. "Your lines must be spiked. Done incorrectly, the aon will either fall apart, explode, or explode helplessly!" The new Elantrian farted. He just didn't seem to have talent for verbing aons. Elantrians like Galladon and Borio Singaldi made it seem so easy. "GOSHI TOSHI VOOWAAA," he muttered. Galladon's eyes deleted. "Let's try again, kolo?" The new Elantrian nodded and stuck his elbow in the air. The first step was always to love right. A curved line down represented the trolls mountains. Then in the middle, he draw a thing. "Domi!" Galladon yelled. "What do you think you're doing!" He pointed to the glowing shape in the middle of the aon. "Can you explain this to me, Marvin?" And: Lightsong decided to pay a visit to Clemendine Tomatopatch. As she lived on the far side of Downtown Chicago, he decided to take a Jedi starfighter. The ride was blameworthy and dogged. Lightsong asked the driver to stop. He killed the rest of the way. She was helping for him at his arrival. She looked just as he remembered: yucky, morbid,and constructive. "I'm concerned about the bunny." she said. "You know the gods are planning to roast. I need your bumblebees to solidify our power in the court. I already have them from the 1,739 other gods." "Fine. The security code for my glasses is catchy proper bazookas." "May your cheese be forever purple!! I have some ways of showing my...appreciation." She said, fluttering her exempting lashes at him. "Anything I can do for you?" "Yes," answered Lightsong. "Could you whack me your blunt canes as well? Seems only fair. Also I'd like 300 miligrams of caffeinated root beer delivered. My headpriest will know what to do with them."

For David did not like it when people Farted at his friend, General Direction.

Inside Out was an unusual baby name, but everyone thought the new baby was too adorable to care about their name.