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  1. Borio Singaldi
    Oh, dang. I'm not ready for this. And I've already lost a precious hour. 47 to go... The Lopen may be in over his head, ganchos. This might lose me an arm.
  2. Borio Singaldi
    So they told It to go home.
  3. Borio Singaldi
    Acorns marinating in the sassafras juice extracted from the red bananas of Vax,
  4. Borio Singaldi
    Butt wore the Pair-O'-Socks on his hands, and Donkey chased him around to reclaim them, because he needed them to make his waffles.
  5. Borio Singaldi
    To get more, one must find more.
  6. Borio Singaldi
    This phenomenon was known as the Arnutt Paradox. Dockson arrived with his identical clone Dockson, which combined with him Wonder Twins style to create a pair-o'-Docks, which countered the paradox.
  7. Borio Singaldi
    Over nine thousand bad ideas, that is. Those led to it becoming Pippin.
  8. Borio Singaldi
    That ghanderflaffle snuck a bomb into the lasagna of the other one during dinner, which exploded within them as they were on their way home crossing a bridge. With the bridge destroyed, another ghanderflaffle accidentally tripped where the bridge used to be and drowned. This contaminated the river with toxic lasagna essence, which poisoned another ghanderflaffle when they drank out of it. Three down. Twenty-one to go. The power-hungry ghanderflaffle was steadily reaching his goal.
  9. Borio Singaldi
    Hmm... I would say that Superman IV (as much as I was dissatisfied with it) is like Plan 9 From Outer Space or Troll 2 in that it's humor comes from how bad it is. I mean, it's such a terrible movie, but that makes for it being kind of funny at times. The real joke is that the movie was never meant to be a comedy, but became one anyway because of how dumb it is. Good stupid fun. As much as I think it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, I also agree with your really good point. And if we're still listing unpopular opinions... Milk and cereal should NEVER go together, unless it's oatmeal. But adding milk to dry cereal is one of the most disgusting and abhorrent abuses of food I can think of, and I don't understand how people could possibly like it.
  10. Borio Singaldi
    I am at a loss at to what that could mean for Pattern...
  11. Borio Singaldi
    Well, if we're putting in E X T R A D A N K cosmemes, have you all seen this one? Thing is, Dalinar's flashbacks gave us that.
  12. Borio Singaldi
    I guess you know you're a Sanderfan when this happens.
  13. Borio Singaldi
    You know, I just had this feeling that a thermonuke was going to come up again really soon. Lo and behold. Butt had never known he had an Uncle Brandy, but he was grateful for his inebriated relative's aid in chucking the thermonuke back to Narrator Ark1002.
  14. Borio Singaldi
    Everything happens to Butt Venture. Because everything happens on this thread. He may have disappeared for now, but he will doubtlessly return sooner or later. Unfortunately...
  15. Borio Singaldi
    The chasmfiend raged at being strikethroughed and rose out of the realm of cover-ups, intent on devouring the buddy-buddy group of friends, Ranger Will, and the ravaging boar.
  16. Borio Singaldi
    By writing the craziest misadventures ever, silly. Don't take the comment seriously, it's yet another of our infinite fourth wall jabs and stabs. The thread realized that no one cared about it and humbly relented to The Longest Thread (Misadventures)TM being the true longest thread in the multiverse. Eventually.
  17. Borio Singaldi
    I mean, there's still room for it in the story later on somewhere...
  18. Borio Singaldi
    For browsing old threads and necroing them. ...Oops. Well, am now. I think this is an interesting thread and I want to bring it back. ... I'm also probably known for being annoying on the Shard. Edit: I misunderstood the point of this thread, and I will try to rectify that. @thegatorgirl00, you're known for your wonderful show-stealing contributions to Shardcast.
  19. Borio Singaldi
    The wild thread of the multiverse despised being ignored this whole time, and sought to destroy the misadventures. But then it stopped and gave up when it realized that the narrators were already doing that to themselves. Then it laughed and ate a lasagna.
  20. Borio Singaldi
    Then, a wild thread of unimaginable length appeared, tearing through the fabric of the multiverse and wondering who would dare to try creating a thread longer than it.
  21. Borio Singaldi
    And it's not even canon.
  22. Borio Singaldi
    Thanks for asking. Phooey, um... I'm gonna go with Detrare from the Knights of the Cosmere Roleplay. He's the first villain that I feel like I've done right, other people seem to enjoy him, and I have fun writing him. Hmm... either Mask or Shadowmancer. Two of the coolest fan characters I've ever read. Can I say both of them? Currently, English in Writing, but I'm thinking of eventually switching to Commercial Music or another music-related major. No, that is not a question. Who? Who, who, who who? Uh, The Lopen did it. Seems like the kind of thing he'd do. Um... I'll go with 7. Flight. Cliched, but quite true. Flight is freedom, flight is joy. Alternatively, invisibility, because sometimes I don't want people to look at me, and sometimes I want to look at other people without them knowing. Alternatively alternatively, I'd like to be able to compose and play music perfectly. That most of all, more than flight and invisibility. Middle-Earth. A true world of fantastical wonders with a deeper history and worldbuilding than any other fictional world in existence. I would love to live in a peaceful, plentiful town such as Hobbiton in the beautiful lands of the Shire. (Huh. I'm feeling an inclination to go to New Zealand now.) Presently, I'll go with Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese Doritos. Yeah, it's a cliche, but that's because it works. That is not a question, either. And yes, that is all you have for now. Wait, that's not a question.
  23. Borio Singaldi
    My phone number, among other things.
  24. Borio Singaldi
    Figured I might as well do one of these now, because why not? Ask away. Though I will state that I am not obligated to answer questions which I don't see fit to answer. Meaning: Expect possible RAFOs from me. Anyway, to the point. Ask away, y'all.
  25. Borio Singaldi
    Then a dozen thermonukes hit them.
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