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  1. Borio Singaldi
    And Kyle was happy, because now he had two thermonukes.
  2. Borio Singaldi
    Speculative guesses: Lopen will be killed out of nowhere partway through book 4 and we will all cry as he dies in Kaladin's arms. Instead of Death Rattle nonsense, his last words will be Lopen nonsense. Why do I think this? Because it would blindside us out of nowhere and ram an emotional knife through our emotional guts, as Sanderson is so prevalent at accomplishing. I guess this simply out of the fact that it would be unexpected. Now, for actually logical reasons, I'm pretty sure Taravangian will be dead by the end of book 5 or during the fifteen-year gap, mainly because he's really old and admitted to himself in Oathbringer that he only had a few years left to live. (And would likely never see Kharbranth again, boo hoo. ) Roshone had better not get out of this mess alive by the end of book 5. Same goes for Moash. Whether he gets a redemptive arc or not, he ought to be dead soon. I get the feeling Ishar will die in book 4 for some reason. Like that will be a major event in the book, either halfway through or at the climax. But that's just a guess. I tentatively agree with the presumption that Lift will live through to the end of the series. As for the main main characters like Kaladin, Shallan, and Dalinar, I'm not even going to try speculating this. With them, I say come what may and let it be. I think it's obvious Hoid will live. I will laugh if Sanderson even attempts at giving him a fakeout death at any point in the series. I am guessing that Szeth will atone for his mistakes and die in a blaze of glory, but I have nothing to found that upon. Just a wild guess, like with Lopen's death. Wanna talk about blindsiding us readers? What if little Gavinor and baby Oroden die before the end of book 5, and we were wrong to think they'd be main character in the back five, and we'll cry over their deaths, because they're just cute, innocent little baby boys getting caught up in all this crem?
  3. Borio Singaldi
    Because he realized that Timbre = Eshonai.
  4. Borio Singaldi

    Aww naw. I can't find the purple explosion image that was originally my profile photo. I can't go back now. :(

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    2. AonEne

      AonEne

      Yay, I liked this one! 

    3. Ark1002

      Ark1002

      It's great.

    4. Borio Singaldi

      Borio Singaldi

      Yah, I should never have left it. It's my signature thing, and no Rusteeze logo will ever truly replace it.

      *cuddles purple explosion in arms* You will always be the one for me...

  5. Borio Singaldi
    But you could only recieve them if you asked for the bane in Yoda-speak.
  6. Borio Singaldi
    What if the final confrontation/contest of champions isn't a physical fight with Shards or Surges?
  7. Borio Singaldi
    Argent didn't care, so Times had nothing to salt themself with. So they visited the Nightwatcher's little sister Aiightwatcher.
  8. Borio Singaldi
    I just barely met another Sanderfan right now, and I could tell by his shirt, which had an image of a pixelated Szeth next to a pixelated Nightblood under the quote "Would you like to destroy some evil today?" It totally made my day.
  9. Borio Singaldi
    And because he broke his one rule, the Joker had won.
  10. Borio Singaldi
    And the Breadmunks were defeated by the Porpoise of Life.
  11. Borio Singaldi
    Unaware that he had gone in the wrong direction and had actually ended up on the world of Buy instead of Sel.
  12. Borio Singaldi
    Shadow of What Was Lost
  13. Borio Singaldi
    Fortunately, Mass Hysteria was kept in check by his master, Borio Singaldi.
  14. Borio Singaldi
    You're the best. XD Agreed on Peter not telling Brandon being the best interpretation, though. Edit: I just wish I could upvote all of you, but I ran out.
  15. Borio Singaldi
    The Tangent laughed in delight as it made everyone in the universe hungry.
  16. Borio Singaldi
    The black sphere is a unit of Aimian currency. The black sphere is a rare delicacy in the Horneater Peaks that only firstborn Unkalaki may eat. The black sphere is, unfortunately, in charge. The black sphere is. The black sphere is the manifestation of Kaladin's happiness. The black sphere is one of the Bands of Mourning. Or Harmony's Bands. The black sphere is an Aviar egg. The black sphere is Gavilar's favorite childhood toy, and he did NOT want Dalinar to have his favorite toy. The black sphere is actually a Shin interpretation of a golden octahedron of transcendence. The black sphere is the sequel to the Rithmatist. The black sphere is what happened to Lopen's arm. The black sphere is the four bank notes missing from House Ladrian's ledgers. The black sphere is the personification of the 17th Shard website's influence in the real world. The black sphere is a drunk monkey. The black sphere is Nightblood's baby. The black sphere isn't a form of Voidbinding.
  17. Borio Singaldi
    Even though the bagel was sprinkled with backbreaker powder.
  18. Borio Singaldi
    Who was secretly the creator of the Exploding Squirrels.
  19. Borio Singaldi
    But H.R. was known to be a prestigious criminal organization of dirty cops, and Pepe Silva was found out when he responded to their letters in refusal.
  20. Borio Singaldi
    Read to me by my dad, and then found online: Breaking news: The Pillsbury Doughboy passed away today from a yeast infection. He was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebs turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, and the Hostess Twinkies. His coffin was piled high with flours. He rose quickly in show biz, but his later life was full of turnovers. He was definitely a smart cookie, yet wasted so much of his dough on half-baked schemes. He wasn't the greatest roll model, but we never really knew how much we kneaded him. He is survived by his wife Play Dough and his children: John Dough, Jane Dough, Dosey Dough, and one more they still have in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. ... I don't know about you all, but this much-kneaded obituary always gets a rise out of me.
  21. Borio Singaldi
    *Realizes there's a sequel series to Septimus Heap* *looks it up* *starts breathing heavily* AGH! I must read this!! Also, to the OP, I recommend the Licanius Trilogy by James Islington. If you love Sanderson books, you're sure to like Islington's books. Book one, The Shadow of What Was Lost, was quite the ride in and of itself.
  22. Borio Singaldi
    The money was laundered through Bridge Four's laundry baskets and filtered out to their honorspren, who used the money to buy all the things their dad wouldn't let them get on their own, rendering the Stormfather's enterprise redundant and meaningless. The kandra went on strike.
  23. Borio Singaldi
    Little bit of necro, but... I'm LDS too. Just throwing it out there to make sure y'all know.
  24. Borio Singaldi
    Firerust wonders how he got himself into this mess in the first place and waits to be blown away now that he has eaten his Nutter Butter cereal.
  25. Borio Singaldi
    The thought of it sent shivers down Narrator Firerust's spine.
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