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Tekiel. Again. It wasn't enough to cripple my house, kill my father, and destroy everything every Daland every worked for. He had to kidnap me as well. Of course, that was something rather typical of Tekiel. Yes, I guess it did make sense. He couldn't just wait for me to come over, he had to bring me over in a small box. A small, rather splintery box. Hmph. Now I have splinters in my feet. Ah, well, I guess I'll just have to deal with it until I get there and manage to kill him. Agh! More splinters. Were am I even going? Is there even a road this bumpy anywhere on the planet? And this box stinks! What was it used to carry? TEKIEL! That rusting bastard! Arrg! More splinters!

Here is my analisis of how it would go: 1: Kelseir tries to shoot Dalinar in the air with his plate, but can't because it's too invested 2: Dalinar runs forward 3: Kelseir shoots Dalinar's eye with a coin between his eyeslot, it hurts like hell 4: Dalinar runs forward 5: Kelseir shoots himself upward with a coin, is right above Dalinar 6: Dalinar grabs Kelsier and stabs him with his Shardblade 7: Kelseir dies I mean come on people! It's a freaking shardblade! It is among the most powerful weapons in the cosmere! Also, Dalinar has the stormfather now, so he could just shoot lighting on Kelseir.

And now its back to obsessively reading @TwiLyghtSansSparkles's memes to see just how the Mother of Memes makes such superb memes.

Yeah, that's how I learned I wasn't a windrunner

There is very little I would not do for shardblades and snowcones! Your Majesty, Elsa Steelheart, First of Thy Name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago and all Lands of the Seventeenth, I, Figberts, do swear my humble, undying fealty to thee. I shall forevermore serve thee and thee alone with the utmost fervency, till last I draw breath בלי נדר. Do you have lemon flavored?

Yay! Specialness!

Okay, I hate to butt in, but as a psychology nerd, I can't help but wonder what having an entire thread dedicated to worshipping them does to a person's mind. Not that I mean any disrespect to Queen Esla Steelheart, May She Live Forever.

Day 30 of The Emperor's Meme! Enjoy! Day 42 coming soon!

You seek to prevent guild war... And yet you make it known that you are an enemy of cookies and spikes? You cannot think to stand up to the dark alley!

Hmm... perhaps I should experiment...

That would require moving your spiritual web to a different object. I don't know how that would work.

Tekiel. Quond read the letter over again. Tekiel. The real Tekiel. It might even be funny if he weren't so angry. Quond put the letter down on the table, and took a boxing out of his pocket. He shot it on the table and through the letter, through the flimsy table, and onto the ground. It almost went through the floor. Tekeil. After years of searching for him, Tekeil had offered himself up. The man who killed his father. The man who broke his House. Teikel. He would die. Quond picked up the boxing and put it back in his pocket. It was time to get ready. Signing up as Quond!

This is my first game, and I don't know if I should be happy that I survived or sad that I lost.

Here are all the quotes about them in Warbreaker: So really, there isn't that much about it. Sorry!

This is not true, remember we have seen Atium mistings?

Koloss are only capable of feeling boredom and rage. They are among the dumbest creatures in all the Cosmere, save perhaps chulls. If it took Vin a good amount of training from Kelseir to really learn how to use her allomancy, it seems unlikely that a koloss would be able to control it themselves. About the atium however, we haven't seen anybody learn how to use ferchemy, so it might be easier. We don't really know.

Sazed was originally a butler, and a butler/god transition seems like a rather difficult one to make. He probably sees himself as the butler of humanity, and thinks of Wax and the Kandra as being the lower ranking servants.

If the atoms of metal go everywhere, eventually there is going to be a significant amount of metallic debree in the atmosphere. This could be a problem in era three...

I think it would be very easy for Kelseir to worldhop since worldhoppers hop by way of the Cognitive Realm. The difficult thing for Kelseir would be to manifest in the Physical Realm once he got to the planet he wanted to be on.

@Secrets suggested that I link the memefying books thread... http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/40482-memefying-books/?page=10#comment-547794

Always my pleasure!

Here's day 17 of The Emperor's Meme! Enjoy! Day 30 coming soon!

It also had Amians, probably.

In To Kill, Szeth notices that in the garden there are statues of all the heralds except for Shalash. Why did Galivar remove her?