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Any group that loves food is one I need to join!

At this point the small man looked at the doctor worriedly and fidgeted with his earring. He then walks up the the counter and, in a small voice, asks, “could I please have a cookie?”

That’s no reason to dislike somebody! Half my friends are half-souled demons from Damnation!

Don’t listen to him! The DA has the best soul-altering g cookies in the Cosmere!

Perhaps you wish to join the Dark Alley? We are in the guilds and clubs section.

Love it! Especially like the Gavilar POV and the crazy twist where Dalinar won.

No need to worry! We are 97% certain that these spikes are safe 95% of the time!

The short man looked up worriedly. He looked around frantically if searching for places to hide, and then looked at his book as if considering whether he could successfully hide behind it. Finally, he nodded fearfully at the owner, and continued his book.

Neat! I've seen tons of coding sites, but never one that actually teaches kids how to make their own computer.

Wait.... You hate Unity? As in Unity3d? What type of programming universe do you live in? It's terrible for things that are not games, but it's amazing at what it's good for. That said, I am a hobbyist rather than a professional, so take whatever I saw with a grain of salt

OB spoilers

I am attempting to conduct some new research, but have far to few test subjects. Does anybody know somebody who might volunteer?

A very short man walks in carrying a very large book. He walks up to the counter to order something, and then realizes there is a person behind it. He jumps away in fright, sits down in the corner to read mumbling about "people saying hi." He has a very large spike through his chest.

This is memefied book chapters though, like twi’s one on WOR

CHAPTER 2: BROKEN AND DIVIDED We get an interesting map of the 10 Oathgates and their locations and a dragon is on the top Dalinar requests a vision from the Stormfathef so he can learn more about what to do. Honor speaks, but Dalinar has heard it all before Dalinar thinks about his difficulties persuading the other Highprinces they need his help But they all respond with... Dalinar asks the stormfather to take him down to the rubble. The Stormfather says it’s useless because the rubble is supposed to be a backdrop, but Dalinar thinks... Dalinar is is hit by a storm in his vision And sees Odium’s champion Who he he makes an alarming comment about And then he he gets some interesting news

I promised the Shard that if I got the Oathbringer cover giveaway I would memefy Oathbringer. I figured I would do the first chapter so you could see what that would entail! Also, I might make this meme thread anyway. But I still want the dust jacket! PROLOGUE: TO WEEP Eshonai remembers how surprised she was when she first saw humans. She remembers what she thought when she first saw humans with parshmen. She thinks about herself And about humans And about Alethi art She finds the king, but pretends to not speak Alethi She speaks to Gavilar, who is quite perceptive But then reveals his true plan Eshonai is afraid And tries to make him stop Gavilar doesn’t listen, but he does show Eshonai a map of Roshar, which is neat Klade, another Parshendi, finds Szeth to assasinste Gavilar, with the help of a voice in his head. Probably Odium, or maybe an unmade? And Gavilar is killed More to come one if I get the dust jacket! Ah, never mind, I’ll do it either way.

Ive actually read OB. It’s just really late where I am and I’m not thinking straight. I’m going to bed now.

No, if a good person holds him, they get nauseous. If a bad person holds him they stab themselves

Low hanging fruit! The only name lower hanging is "Ookla the Stick"

The definition (i think) of a hemalurgic spike is some object that takes part of a somebody's essence from the spiritual realm, and sticks it into some other person. I see you're point that Parshendi probably could not be considered spiked. However, I still think it is possible to spike somebody with something other than metal. OB spoilers

I’ve always thought Mraize was spiked. He is so powerfully influenced by Odium. Also, could the parshendi be considered “spiked” with their gemhearts? Gems are the same thing on Roshar as metal is on Scadrial.

Are ebooks unavailable?

Nothing relevant on Arcanum with the tags Roshar and Kelsier. Maybe it’s not uploaded?

I REALLY don’t think Frost holds a shard. He’s a non-Interventionist now, so he probably was a “meh” fellow in the past. I don’t think he’s the type to take up a Shard.

I am fairly certain this is correct, because TLR definitely remembered what he had learned during his assention (otherwise the existence of Kandra, etc, would be very surprising to him) and his mind was probably greater than the average person’s because he was able to keep a large empire running smoothly.