Sharder One-Liners

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“My mind went straight to 1920s clicky clacky” - @Cash67

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, Kajsa said:

“My mind went straight to 1920s clicky clacky” - @Cash67

IVE BEEN QUOTED!!!

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 hour ago, Cash67 said:

IVE BEEN QUOTED!!!

This was too good a quote to go unnoticed

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Like, if my knife is broken, then I'm not just gonna stop stabbing people!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

GUYS! VEIL IS GONNA KILL US ALL!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Now, to find a reference picture of Draco Malfoy... You know, I could just look through my camera roll..." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"Oh yeah, there was this one scene from the movies where Draco was eating an apple and it was actually like really attractive." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

Edited February 15, 2024 by Just-A-Stick
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[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

 

”Oooh! Shooting time!” ~ @Just-A-Stick

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

20 hours ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

 

”Oooh! Shooting time!” ~ @Just-A-Stick

*blink*

Yeah, so, that happened...

Edited February 17, 2024 by Just-A-Stick

[Lord Spirit he/him]

My friend: you’re threatening a lady?

 Me: a lady who ate her baby

 other friend: it was refreshing. 

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

Me this morning: *waddles up to @InfiniteInsanityand@The Bookwyrmwith a lollipop in hand* "We're goin' to HomeDepot!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I like planned murder better." - @shortcake

"I wanna see the aftermath of the war sooooo bad" - @Cash67

"I nearly poked my eye like six times " - @Kajsa

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I like planned murder better." - @shortcake

"I wanna see the aftermath of the war sooooo bad" - @Cash67

"I nearly poked my eye like six times " - @Kajsa

When did I say that again? *concentration*

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

1 hour ago, Kajsa said:

When did I say that again? *concentration*

I know where it's from... kinda...

...but I can't say... or I'll yelled at for giving context.

[Cash67]

3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I like planned murder better." - @shortcake

"I wanna see the aftermath of the war sooooo bad" - @Cash67

"I nearly poked my eye like six times " - @Kajsa

I did say that!

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I like planned murder better." - @shortcake

"I wanna see the aftermath of the war sooooo bad" - @Cash67

"I nearly poked my eye like six times " - @Kajsa

lol whyyyy

I already know why, but still-

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"I wish I could get a guy to look at me the way you just looked at your computer..." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"I mean, what else could I possibly do that's more worthwhile, then sit here and look at Draco Malfoy." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

Edited February 20, 2024 by Just-A-Stick

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

3 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"I wish I could get a guy to look at me the way you just looked at your computer..." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"I mean, what else could I possibly do that's more worthwhile, then sit here and look at Draco Malfoy." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

I RESENT THAT

…

i mean I’m right tho

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Dead people are people too! Dead lives matter! It's not his fault he looks like a corpse!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

8 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"I wish I could get a guy to look at me the way you just looked at your computer..." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"I mean, what else could I possibly do that's more worthwhile, then sit here and look at Draco Malfoy." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

the way my parents talk, girls should be giggling and trying to flirt with me all the day long. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Guys! I love food! I'd literally die without it!"

“It'S kIlLeD mEh, iT's KiLlEd mEh! *thrashes around violently* YoU aNd YoUr BlOoDy ChIcKeN! *overdramatic flop*

~ @Part Of The Narrative 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“Oh my gosh. I almost had a heart attack. I thought that was asparagus.” -Me

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"I love it when my men don't exist... don't you?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

"I love it when my men don't exist... don't you?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

I had to read that at least three times to realize what it meant.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Me: Hey Veil! See you in 16 1/2 hours!

Veil: I know something else with those measurements... 

@Part Of The Narrative

 

"What better way to choke than in the hands of a real hot villain!"  ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"What's wrong with being dead?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

IM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!! XD

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

*breaks into the room flamboyantly*
”THE MAN OF THE HOUR IS HERE- MR. ELAN-“

- @SmilingPanda19

Wit complemented Elan on how awesome he was

- @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

i-i-is that elan himself?

- @RoyalBeeMage

I'M FAMOUS!!!

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

21 minutes ago, Invisible said:

*breaks into the room flamboyantly*
”THE MAN OF THE HOUR IS HERE- MR. ELAN-“

- @SmilingPanda19

Wit complemented Elan on how awesome he was

- @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

i-i-is that elan himself?

- @RoyalBeeMage

I'M FAMOUS!!!

"All the stories are true... and more."

@Invisible