Sharder One-Liners

[Tea Leaf]

"You're stealing the alpha decay!" - Lab partner

"Not stealing, hiding." - @The Last Fæ

"Thief!"

"Not a thief, just a bit of thievery."

"Do you want me to explain the error in that statement?"

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Edema Ruh said:

Whoops, I've been saying cah cope honey 

I can't believe you

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I hope I am, if I'm not I'll be very disappointed in myself.

I don't think my username is that hard to pronounce??

Eddie isn't that hard  

[Morningtide she/her]

2 hours ago, Edema Ruh said:

I don't think my username is that hard to pronounce??

Yeah I don't think it's that hard. I've been saying Ruh exactly how it's spelled so I hope it's right. 

[Tea Leaf]

"that is not how you hold a decapitated head." - @TheGreatSnail

[Quivil]

38 minutes ago, The Last Fæ said:

"that is not how you hold a decapitated head." - @TheGreatSnail

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Wow that was unexpected

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

2 minutes ago, Quirksliver said:

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Wow that was unexpected

2 hands, and if you don't want a ton of blood on you (it's sticky), by the hair (near the scalp)

[S. Stormy she/her]

34 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said:

2 hands, and if you don't want a ton of blood on you (it's sticky), by the hair (near the scalp)

Yeah, like Carlotta does!

[Quivil]

18 hours ago, TheGreatSnail said:

2 hands, and if you don't want a ton of blood on you (it's sticky), by the hair (near the scalp)

I DIDN'T NEED DETAILS

W H Y

()

Edited May 12, 2023 by Quirksliver

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

@TheGreatSnail: Those are my child being strangled noises.

 

 

@shortcake: I'm just rearranging his organs... 

Edited May 12, 2023 by InfiniteInsanity

[Edema Rue she/her]

"Do you need a ride to the ER?" @Kajsa :)

[Immortal Platypus]

"Who has the lighter?" -Eddie

"We're gonna go do arson!" My classmate

@Edema Ruh

[Edema Rue she/her]

I regret nothing. Our poor teacher.

"What if a giant comes by and tries to put on my sleeping bag as a sock but I'm in my sleeping bag. Will he think I'm a cockroach?" @Being of Cacophony

[Immortal Platypus]

49 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

I regret nothing. Our poor teacher.

"What if a giant comes by and tries to put on my sleeping bag as a sock but I'm in my sleeping bag. Will he think I'm a cockroach?" @Being of Cacophony

i don't take it back. Maybe I'd be a scorpion? Honestly, I probably would have just put, "Will he think I'm a cockroach?" It makes sense

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

4 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

@TheGreatSnail: Those are my child being strangled noises.

 

 

@shortcake: I'm just rearranging his organs... 

wat- i. do not remember this-

[Ranryu she/her]

Typos are too easy on these tiny ßjeyboarsam. It's a wonder we ever actually manage to say anything. — @The Bookwyrm

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

"Abuelas del Caribe!!!" - @Ranryu & Me

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

@Ranryu's new main instrument is squeaky church door - @That1Cellist

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"wait, hold on- *stops mid-step* let me be a mushroom. *shakes hair violently*" - @shortcake

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

"I'm not holding your food for you, again" @The Last Fæ (directed at @shortcake)

[Wittles he/him]

Frickin Frozen, ruined repentance. -My seminary teacher

I name it the Wackonut -@Quirksliver

Edited May 17, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[Quivil]

*tears up* I feel so special! I was quoted here!

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

"Grandma playground terrorism should be a thing" @Ranryu

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

1 hour ago, TheGreatSnail said:

"Grandma playground terrorism should be a thing" @Ranryu

Wha-

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The Frogs. They Shall Be Straight No Longer.

- Koloss17

Edited May 21, 2023 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Ranryu she/her]

@Wittles of Shinovar: OW ITS BITING ME

@The Halcyon Girl: IT DIDNT WORK

THE TAKK GRASS

NOW THERES A THING

@Wittles of Shinovar: YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED A WILD THING

@The Wandering Wizard: A WARTHOG MAN

@Wittles of Shinovar: WITH A BRAIN

@The Wandering Wizard: WHO TURNED INTO A MAN

@The Halcyon Girl: *runs away in cat*