Sharder One-Liners

[Ranryu she/her]

"I'm stupid so I thought my tastebuds were dumb." - @That1Cellist

 

A conversation I had last night:

Me: *doing normal things*

My elbow: *pops loudly*

My elbow: *pops again*

Me: Haha that didn't hurt at all

My elbow:* *pops*

Me: *spends the next five hours wondering if my arm is broken*

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

Me:

- "What in the duck sounds is happening?!"

- "Sips tea slowly."

- *singing* "What doesn't kill you gives you trauma..*mumbling* "

- "What the heckityheckheck has that?"

- Quoting Gollum from The Hobbit in a creepy voice

[Immortal Platypus]

My friend:

"You slurped it then gave it back"

[Wittles he/him]

this girl in my math class: I live my life like a ninja turtle movie

[Cash67]

Me:

“The line between my sarcasm and my reality is very thin”

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Ranryu's drawing tutorial (5 easy steps!!!)

1. Combine chocolate milk, red bull, powdered doughnuts in the blender until smooth.
2. Find and tame a rabid koala (chains or some other form of restraint may be necessary)
3. Feed the mixture to the koala.
4. Give the koala art supplies.
5. Take what the koala draws and claim it as your own.

- @Ranryu

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Ranryu's drawing tutorial (5 easy steps!!!)

1. Combine chocolate milk, red bull, powdered doughnuts in the blender until smooth.
2. Find and tame a rabid koala (chains or some other form of restraint may be necessary)
3. Feed the mixture to the koala.
4. Give the koala art supplies.
5. Take what the koala draws and claim it as your own.

- @Ranryu

Uhhhh...

I assume in this case "easy" is subjective?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I EAT BEES" - Written on the back of @The last Fae in the Woods by @Ranryu who was apparently quoting someone else.

[Tea Leaf]

"How do you feel about communism?" - some person

"How do you feel about capitalism" - @The last Fae in the Woods

"Touché."

*Mentally appends 'mon ami' to the statement*

[Edema Rue she/her]

*stiff formal nod and a glare* @Being of Cacophony

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Aes Sedai said:

*stiff formal nod and a glare* @Being of Cacophony

when did I say that?

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

It's not something you say, it's an action. Every time you see me. Ever.

[Immortal Platypus]

That is blatantly false. I didn't nod last night. And when I glared, you didn't even see it.

Edited February 10, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

38 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

you didn't even see it.

And this proves that Sedai sees everything.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Thank you.

[Wittles he/him]

She is an aes sedai after all 

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

[Immortal Platypus]

don't murder me

Quote

I haven't read Wheel of Time yet

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Uneducated swine. 

"don't murder me" @Being of Cacophony

[Quivil]

I, too, have not yet read Wheel of Time.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Well, your profile picture is a dragon so I can't very well call you uneducated swine. 

...

...

Ignorance is not always bliss.

[Immortal Platypus]

I don't know why you keep calling me swine, I'm clearly a platypus. and you're only not calling Tani uneducated swine because you don't know her face-to-face. Look, I try to be nice to you (mostly), the least you could do is return the favor at least some of the time.

[Edema Rue she/her]

You have an interesting definition of nice. In fact, by your definition, I’m being one of Quirk’s saints to you. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Paper will destroy the world! - Me

unrelated similar quote

Paper will carry you to heaven on high! - My friend

another unrelated similar quote

The paper took over this man's life! He know cannot walk without traumatic flashbacks! - Me

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

Me: 

Oh my gosh, @InfiniteInsanity gave @The Bookwyrm a kiss!!

(Evil laugh face)

(rat, rat, rat)