Sharder One-Liners

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

17 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"QUARK!" - the Quarkbeast

The Quarkbeast is a Sharder?! 

Spoiler

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

The Quarkbeast is a Sharder?! 

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... wrong place, no clue where I was going to post this.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"We have to hurry! If we aren't careful, this stable plot is going to get swept away in a flood of randomness!"

-@The Bookwyrm

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

"We have to hurry! If we aren't careful, this stable plot is going to get swept away in a flood of randomness!"

-@The Bookwyrm

Woah. I never expected that anything I write would end up here.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

Woah. I never expected that anything I write would end up here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I didn't either and then my cat in the hat going splat appeared here.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I didn't either and then my cat in the hat going splat appeared here.

Indeed it did.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I'm going to give a tiny bit of context by saying TLT is one of the best places to go and find these. Just go in like, 300 pages and look for random sentences that make no sense out of context.

"Thaidakar sighed contentedly as he thought about Hobbits."

-@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I'm going to give a tiny bit of context by saying TLT is one of the best places to go and find these. Just go in like, 300 pages and look for random sentences that make no sense out of context.

"Thaidakar sighed contentedly as he thought about Hobbits."

-@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

wow, im that special.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Nobody is hated nor loved by all, just take in those that love you, and try not to kill those that hate you. Until they try to kill you first."  -@The Wandering Wizard

"We will all fail in the end, and our accomplishments will be nothing but dust. It is those we love that make life worth living."  -@The Wandering Wizard\

*Sniffles* So beautiful. *Starts clapping and crying*

[Morningtide she/her]

18 hours ago, Sequence said:

"Nobody is hated nor loved by all, just take in those that love you, and try not to kill those that hate you. Until they try to kill you first."  -@The Wandering Wizard

"We will all fail in the end, and our accomplishments will be nothing but dust. It is those we love that make life worth living."  -@The Wandering Wizard\

*Sniffles* So beautiful. *Starts clapping and crying*

So beautiful!!!!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thank you, most of that is taken form things I have heard and combined them. At least no one found the sacrifical teacher idea yet.

Edited May 17, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Curiosity killed the cat as they say or pizza topings killed the sharder.

Well said

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

16 hours ago, Nameless said:

Didn’t I’d ecosphere! Plan Thebes haversack!

This whole conversation was hilarious

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Let's go find some LIGHTNING

@The Wandering Wizard

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

walisghlaghuoaehsfughouw - Me.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

On 5/19/2022 at 7:45 AM, The Bookwyrm said:

"Wait, Darkstalker?!"

 

On 5/19/2022 at 7:48 AM, The Bookwyrm said:

"...I have...no good response to that."

Bookwyrm pulled up a chair and pulled out a book.

"As long as we're taking a break from crazy plots and randomness, I might as well read a little," he explained.

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"WHY CANT YOU HEARTLESS ROCKS JUST BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM?!"

Edited May 21, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

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“I just ate a butterfly.”

–@2EmLee2

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Ahhh! It's ButtVent!

Hide! - Deku Scrubs

 

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

"I am the us"

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

"I am the us"

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

LOL

[Quivil]

3 hours ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

"I am the us"

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

"I am I the us"

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 minutes ago, Tani said:

"I am I the us"

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

correct, I am I the us.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Yeah, he said both iterations of that, I picked the one I gave because I thought it a little more coherent.

[S. Stormy she/her]

"Do not eat the other temple, please."

"Yay! I got bones!"

"I kill da baby."

- @Spencer Nightshade

(not on the shard, just in life. No, they aren't as awful as they sound like they are out of context. Yes, I kind of necroed this thread. No, I don't feel guilty.)