Sharder One-Liners

[Tesh Any pronouns]

"help i just poked my screen with a bean"

-Salad

[Scarletfox]

"All I know is that when I first woke up, my very first thoughts were 'Vertical Gastropodical Inclination (or VGI): the action of a snail crawling up a wall'"

 - @Chasmessian

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Me: "Hey, it's not my fault that you refuse to accept reality."

Fadran: "It's not my fault that reality is unacceptable."

 

Truth (upon learning about bagels): "This is too much for me. I will call it donut 2: electric boogaloo."

 

Noam: "Idk I think of making out as just romantic cuddling with face contact"

 

Fadran: "the watermelon people stole my darned paddleboard!"

 

Fadran: "She gets paid in children"

 

Vennie: "love is like putting green beans in the microwave, and a then a stick of butter in the green beans" 

 

Me: "Please don't sacrifice your children to Ms. Frizzle."

 

Fadran: "Wait by infant do you mean the human kind?"

[Scarletfox]

“Found a new way to flirt with plastic tableware”

- @Spock

[Channelknight Fadran]

"The geck is on my neck."

- @DramaQueen

[Scarletfox]

"I already had chocolate chip zombies"

- @Condensation

[Vapor she/her]

"If you chance to meet a crab, do not let it stay! Quickly turn it upside down and then just walk away"

-Connie

[Condensation she/her]

"[Connie]'s a very bad influence on Spiderman." -Vapour

[Szeth's Facepalm]

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? - @I Am A Fish

WOO HOO

I AM A PROFESSIONAL METAL EATER

LEZ GO -also @I Am A Fish

[Chasmgoat he/him]

"dancing kelsier can cure any hurt" - @Scarletfox

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“I'm keeping your hat hostage until you give my cat back.” - @Tani

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Double post due to new quote - I can combine if you want mods

“It wasn’t a sneeze, I’m just socially inept” - me

[+Doomstick he/him]

SNEEZING ISN'T NORMAL, I NEVER SNEEZE

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Stick, I heard you sneeze three times today." - Star, I think

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

False information!!!  And while I’m here….

“Eh, I'm more of a My Little Pony guy.“ - @The Ward's Guard

[The Ward's Guard he/him]

*quote

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

“I'll have our top men get on making some poop stickers.”-Chaos

[Shard of Reading he/him]

I can’t get that technology, I’m no longer fish!

-Yours truly

[Atusiff he/him]

(in a rapper voice) It’s Ivory soap, you’ve got to cope

- me in marketing class

[Channelknight Fadran]

He also says "no swearing" whenever I say "scud."

[Atusiff he/him]

20 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

He also says "no swearing" whenever I say "scud."

No swearing

[Mage he/him]

These are funny. I'm dying. Where on Discord are most of these coming from?

[Condensation she/her]

2 hours ago, Mage said:

These are funny. I'm dying. Where on Discord are most of these coming from?

Our secret lair. Want to join? XD (with other peoples' permission, oc)

[Mage he/him]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Our secret lair. Want to join? XD (with other peoples' permission, oc)

Sure. These are hilarious out of context, and I'm sure they are even better within their context.

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Mage said:

Sure. These are hilarious out of context, and I'm sure they are even better within their context.

Yeah, we get kinda weird. I can't do it right now - at school - but in a couple of hours, for sure. I'll PM you.