Weird stereotypes for your country/state/province/whatever ya wanna call it

[AonEne he/him]

Utah: all your names are spelled wEiRd 

[Eluvianii he/him]

Mexico:

We eat tacos at every opportunity. This is true but it should be more true. 

Life has a sepia filter. Thankfully not. 

It's a desert. That's mostly true I think. I mean, we have like at least half the ecosystems on Earth but at least where I live there's just so much dirt. 

Everyone has a mustache. I mean, no but also yes. 

Everyone has the big hats. Not really, it would be pretty funny though. 

We curse at least once every sentence. False... it's at least twice or thrice every sentence. 

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Utah: all your names are spelled wEiRd 

What are you talking about? I mean, some of them are. I would say most of them aren't. 

I know, it's weird stereotypes.

[Rebecca she/her]

Idaho: We have potatoes! And we’re all rednecks.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

8 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Idaho: We have potatoes! And we’re all rednecks.

In montana we actually are no fake rednecks allowed

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Y’all can’t call yourself true rednecks till you’ve lived in the South. Speaking of the best region in the country, in Tennessee a couple of stereotypes are

-Y’all and ain’t. Yes, we actually use these a lot.

-Gritz. Personally I don’t like them or eat it very often, but apparently everyone else does.

-Southern charm. Yessiree, this one’s definitely true. In general, you can strike up a conversation with anyone in public and it’s totally normal. It happens fairly often, and I’m pretty sure it’s tied to the South, but correct me if I’m wrong.

-Southern accent. Actually, where I live it’s about 50/50, and most accents are pretty faint anyways. Like I’ve probably got an accent, but it’s just super faint. A Utahn would probably pick up on it. But thirty miles in any direction, and you’ll definitely find a lot of people with the thick southern accents (which doesn’t mean they’re unintelligent!)

-Eating roadkill. No, no one actually eats roadkill. Except maybe a couple of hillbillies, which do, in fact, exist here.

[revelryintheart she/her]

On 10/24/2020 at 10:09 PM, AonEne said:

Utah: all your names are spelled wEiRd 

YES IT DRIVES ME INSANE WHY CAN'T PEOPLE GIVE THEIR CHILDREN NORMAL NAMES

[+Doomstick he/him]

Two Rivers beat you in that respect:

Wil, Dannil, Matrim, etc.

[AonEne he/him]

On 10/24/2020 at 11:35 PM, Condensation said:

What are you talking about? I mean, some of them are. I would say most of them aren't. 

I know, it's weird stereotypes.

I agree, that’s why I said it was a weird stereotype. Our names are fine. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

On 25/10/2020 at 4:01 PM, Eluvianii said:

Everyone has a mustache. I mean, no but also yes.

Do you have a moustache? (Sorry, I’m just curious)

Edited October 27, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Frustration]

Americans are all morbidly obese and only eat McDonalds.

False

it's false 

Fake News!

I had to.

aw man, my Trump pic didn't show.

Edited October 27, 2020 by Frustration

[revelryintheart she/her]

3 hours ago, Frustration said:

Americans are all morbidly obese and only eat McDonalds.

False

it's false 

Fake News!

I had to.

aw man, my Trump pic didn't show.

My brother says that more people in Bolivia are obese than in America.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

6 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

My brother says that more people in Bolivia are obese than in America.

Americans aren't obese we're just fat

[Eluvianii he/him]

4 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Do you have a moustache? (Sorry, I’m just curious)

Sometimes? I'm not a big fan of having one but I also am very lazy, so I usually end up letting it grow for like a month before bothering to do anything about it. A month's not enough to have a signature mustache but it's something. 

[Guest]

Bizim hakkımızda ne tür kalıp yargılarınız var bilmiyorum ama bir sorunuz varsa cevaplayacağım. 

I am a Turk

Edited October 27, 2020 by caranise

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Guns guns guns McDonald’s mcdonalds. Trump Trump, we're the best, racism, Murica 

I think that's a lot of it.

Edit: had to fix it to murica.

Edited October 27, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

5 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Guns guns guns McDonald’s mcdonalds. Trump Trump, we're the best, racism, Murica 

I think that's a lot of it.

Edit: had to fix it to murica.

I know what all of those but murica is 

Guns I'm pretty sure my town has the highest gun density in the entire country McDonalds is good we do eat it a lot but not too much my family barely even eats it once a month

Trump what can I say he's the best  

Spoiler

Quickly jumps behind a random barrel to avoid Liberal gunfire 

We're the best we are only country that people break into 

Only some of us are racist

 

Edited October 27, 2020 by Somebody from Sel

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Just now, Somebody from Sel said:

I know what all of those but murica is 

Guns I'm pretty sure my town has the highest gun density in the entire country McDonalds is good we do eat it a lot but not too much my family barely even eats it once a month Trump what can I say he's the best  

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Quickly jumps behind a random barrel to avoid Liberal gunfire 

 

Murica is just America but shortened to meme/lazy form.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

Murica is just America but shortened to meme/lazy form.

Oh Merica got it we only use that jokingly

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 minute ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Oh Merica got it we only use that jokingly

Yea, pretty much.

[Gears]

Internet: You're connected to everyone and everything, but everyone is fake and you're wasting your life away and you're everything that's wrong with the youths of today.

[Guest Somebody from Scadrial]

9 minutes ago, Gears said:

Internet: You're connected to everyone and everything, but everyone is fake and you're wasting your life away and you're everything that's wrong with the youths of today.

*Backs away slowly and starts crying in the corner*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

40 minutes ago, Gears said:

Internet: You're connected to everyone and everything, but everyone is fake and you're wasting your life away and you're everything that's wrong with the youths of today.

Um, we're on the shard, and there can't be much wrong with that can there?

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Quickly jumps behind a random barrel to avoid Liberal gunfire 

*liberal gun control fire

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Somebody from Sel said:

Trump what can I say he's the best  

  Reveal hidden contents

Quickly jumps behind a random barrel to avoid Liberal gunfire 

 

Uhm, I'll second @Doomstick in asking how is liberal gunfire possible?