Worst Thing to Say

[Ravenclawjedi42]

*silence*

WTWTTS when your pen explodes and it accidentally seriously injures someone?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Not again…

Wtwtts when you finish a Brandon Sanderson book?

[Soulbinder she/her]

"Well, that was terrible. Guess it'll make great kindling, though!"

WTWTTS when you didn't do your homework?

[PyroPhile]

(i think you got this confused with inverse ama)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

On 11/23/2023 at 4:04 AM, PyroPhile said:

(i think you got this confused with inverse ama)

sorry, I'm an idiot. Gonna hide that, and the next person can continue

[Lunamor she/her]

On 11/10/2023 at 10:45 AM, Soulbinder said:

"Well, that was terrible. Guess it'll make great kindling, though!"

WTWTTS when you didn't do your homework?

Look behind you, a distraction! *runs away*

WTWTTS when you’re trying to get someone’s attention?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

*sigh*...*sigh*...*sigh*...*sigh*............"WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!"

WTWTTS during open-heart surgery?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

If you're the doctor: "Oopsie, I just cut an artery."

If you're the patient: "I was led to think the anesthesia started before the operation. Must have been wrong."

If you're someone else: "Doctor, you're opening the wrong person, that guy was set to be put a knee prothesis!"

WTWTTS in a cinema ?

Edited January 17, 2024 by Just a Silvereye

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I’ve watched this movie before, so here’s all of the twists….

WTWTTS in the middle of a test?

[Wits instant noodles he/him]

oh dang I thought this was a math test not and English one 

 

WTWTTS  after finishing a 5k

[Lunamor she/her]

Y’all wanna see these pit stains?

WTWTTS when critiquing someone’s outfit?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Ohhhh....well, I suppose it's too late to change out of that before the wedding begins. You know what, don't worry about it, you look...fine.

WTWTTS after finishing an audition.

[Lunamor she/her]

Between you and me, this screenplay is the worst.

WTWTTS when you accidentally spill your drink on someone?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Do you think I can get a refill?

WTWTTS after jumping out of an airplane

[Lunamor she/her]

That pull cord thingy kept getting in my face, so I removed both of ours before we jumped. You’re welcome.

WTWTTS after accidentally cursing in front of a child?

[AonEne he/him]

Aw what the hell, damnit, I didn't mean to freaking curse, ignore it, kid, storms. 

WTWTTS when attempting to convince a teacher to let you leave the class early? 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

I want to leave class early, because I want to play video games out in the hallway, the go home.

WTWTTS after a fire drill?

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Look at the smoke!

Wtwtts at dragonsteel 

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 minutes ago, Lego Mistborn said:

Look at the smoke!

Wtwtts at dragonsteel 

SA5 will never exist

Wtwtts when you are forced to cook with rancid meat

[Ravenclawjedi42]

“Okay!”

WTWTTS when you’re caught robbing a bank?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

"What do you mean I have to put it back?!"

WTWTTS when moving a fridge.

[Lunamor she/her]

Wanna test out these steel-toed boots?

WTWTTS when being chased by a stampede of elephants?

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

7 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Wanna test out these steel-toed boots?

WTWTTS when being chased by a stampede of elephants?

Look at this plant on the ground!

WTWTTSW eating pineapple from a dumpster?

[Lunamor she/her]

Why’s this so crunchy?

WTWTTS when eating homemade food?

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

34 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Why’s this so crunchy?

WTWTTS when eating homemade food?

Where did you get this? I like our homemade food better.

WTWTTSW

Watching a movie?