Morningtide Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 (edited) Huh. Valid career option! when someone comes up who clearly knows you, but you don't remember them Edited July 24, 2022 by Morningtide 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Who are you? When memory is going to be erased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 (edited) Who needs memories, anyway? When someone hands you a bead of Lerasium. Edited July 27, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 So I just crush it into a powder like this? When you start uncontrollably rolling down a hill towards a giant chasm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. When you have to read tiny text for the forum game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 SMALLLLLLER! When you are starting a new school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 "So, when do you want to incapacitate the teachers?" When you are in a diplomatic meeting with another civilization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 If you're just gonna make all these rules, we might as well go to war. It'll be easier. When your eye falls into your drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 "Hey, hey! It's like boba tea!" When the desk falls on your leg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Ohhh wow I've wanted to crack my knee all day. When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story) elaborate for me please. pm perhaps? i've always wanted to go skydiiiiviiiiinng!!!! When your microwave starts asking for sacrifices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 I never liked those people anyway! When your house burns down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 there... now all the evidence is gone... they can't implement me in the crime. when you see a sobbing child separated from their parent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) My dear, sweet child. I can direct you to an orphanage if you want- When you run out of toothpaste... Edited August 22, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) Man, that sure was delicious! Good thing swallowing toothpaste doesn’t have any ill side effects. When there’s no more gas in the car Edited August 22, 2022 by Landing Sequence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 8/19/2022 at 0:25 PM, Shining Silhouette said: When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story) !?!?!? Please elaborate "... the last gas station was 40 miles back. Time for a fun hike!" when your friend shows you a terrible portrait they made of you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) On 8/19/2022 at 9:25 AM, Shining Silhouette said: When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story) What! Please 'splain! 1 hour ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: when your friend shows you a terrible portrait they made of you What a lovely depiction of someone possessed by Yelig-Nar you've made for me! When you overreact to something trivial and scream a bloodcurdling scream. Edited August 22, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Wow, that was an understatement When you are trying to get published. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 I got an F in all my english classes. When you are taking a quiz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 THE ANSWER IS 42! When you are watching a movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT THIS NEW SPEAKER THAT CAN BLAST MUSIC LET ME TURN IT ON When you start LOTR 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 I sure hope that all the hobbits die, they annoy me! When a very fat black cat is sitting on your chest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Would now be a good time to tell you that when I sneeze I set off an explosion at least as large as your mother? When you realized you put a death threat and a your mom joke into one statement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said: OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT THIS NEW SPEAKER THAT CAN BLAST MUSIC LET ME TURN IT ON When you start LOTR Brightlord Sil! Now that you're here, you have to explain. Unless it's really awful or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 On 8/22/2022 at 3:28 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said: !?!?!? Please elaborate On 8/22/2022 at 4:51 PM, Shallan Stormblessed said: What! Please 'splain! Spoiler I went whitewater rafting a couple weekends ago and there was this one girl there that I hadn't ever really talked to ever. I got to know her on the bus ride there, and learned she was naturally mischievous after she kept tapping my shoulder with her paddle the whole time we were in line then acting righteously angry whenever I accused her. Anyway we start the rafting and eventually we get to this one part that's called "Jump Rock"- this like 40-55 ft rock in the middle of the river where people who want to jump can go up. Naturally, I went up to do it and funnily enough that girl's right next to me. So I jokingly ask if anyone wants to push me off and then she goes "I would love nothing better" and proceeds to shove me right off the side into a majestic flailing side flip into the water. 10 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: When you realized you put a death threat and a your mom joke into one statement Don't you guys think I should be a professional comedian? When you run cross country 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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