Worst Thing to Say

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I FORGOT MY PARACHUTE!

When you are cave diving

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Oooooooooooh, a dragon.

When you're building a house.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Keep working it's just a little storm *Gets struck by lightning* Keep working you lazy louts

When you are climbing a tree

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Keep going! The chainsaw should making cutting this thing easier!

When your boss falls down the stairs.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Maybe I'll finally get that raise!

When you encounter a anger spren on the cognitive side

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I'M ANGRY AT YOU!

When you are doing homework

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I should go check on the shard

When you jump into the ocean

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

21 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I should go check on the shard

me right now.

21 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

When you jump into the ocean

I CAN'T SWIM!

When capslock got stuck on.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I CAN'T FIND THE SHIFT KEY

When you are the caps lock.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

NEVER BE LOWER CASE AGAIN!

when you find a ring in your pocket.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Being invisible is fun!

When god tells you to kill everyone.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Okay I'll do it

When you join the C.I.A. (cookie infromation authority)

Edited May 22, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am a member of the Dark Alley.

When you are a member of TUBA

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Come with me into this Dark alley as we have croissants and totally not spiked cookies.

When you see a Khezu

[NameIess]

Oh cool! I gotta get a picture!

When you don't get that reference.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It is obviously a hat.

When you have nightmares about monsters.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh man, my mom is even scarier in dream form!

When your fingers start turning blue.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I'm a Smurf!

When you are in a DnD session

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Is it possible to backstab all my companions and then run for the hills?

When you're in the fellowship of the thing

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I shall summon the mods to lock the thread!

When you are the paladin in DnD

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am Shiro

When you are ambushed by a crimson glow valstrax.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I'm over heeeeere!

When there's a lockdown?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I think now is a good time to go on a tour, don't you think so?

When you are in challenger deep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Where are we? Is that a monster?

When you have a sentient tree over.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

so, wana read a book? wait, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN! DON'T KILL ME!!!

when you insult Vasher.